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Inuendoes for an awkward mechanic video

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Kevin Lowe

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I know you said it as a joke so I thought well I get fit it in somewhere

Jodie Marie

u just watches it- I appreciate the thought that went into 'getting it in there'.......... no, I mean........ 🤣

Kevin Lowe

oh my days 😆

Kevin Lowe

You'll never guess what I did! I slid your line in 🤣🤣🤣

Jodie Marie

You OK?

Jodie Marie

Just help me sleep.

John Pearl

Thanks Dave 😉 🤣🤣🤣

Jodie Marie

Nice toolbox 🧰

Virtual Dave

Don't forget to check the undercarriage 🤨

Eric

"I'd recommend a lube job on your front end." - "I think you're running a bit hot. We'll have to check your head for warpage." - "There may be a leak... Yep, if you look down here you can tell it's pretty wet. We may need to inspect your draincock." - "I'll just check the thermostat. I'll just put my hand on your hose to see if it's getting hot." - "A flat tire? So, we'll make sure any hole gets plugged. Then we'll pump it up and make sure it's fully inflated." - "Yes, I've seen this before - a bad rod. I'll have to pull the crankshaft out and give it a good polish."

Luigi

Drive shafts. 👌

Brandon Oldenburg

Don't forget internal combustion is Suck, Squeeze, Bang,Blow in the cylinder. And you get "Wankle" rotary engines too

Chris Putt 1981

I don't know what you mean. Scheduled BJs and a well lubricated driveshaft are very important to vehicle maintenance. Also remember to always wipe down your dipstick before ramming it into the tight hole

Iain McLarnon

Oh why thank you for complimenting me on my trunk. 😂😂 But hilarious that we’re the car; love your abstract videos. 😆 Your wall will be so jealous.

ASMR Musings

Cars lend themselves to so much innuendo. Nuts and shafts everywhere, and thing usually work best when everything's warmed and lubed properly 🤣 ...or obviously engines have pistons in them, and the difference between the top of the piston when it's at its lowest point in the rotation and the top of the piston when it's at its highest point is literally called the "stroke." If you want to increase the "stroke" of your piston, you can go buy parts that are often sold together in what is called a "stroker kit" 🤣🤣🤣

Tim (TexasASMR)

Oh ok nice 😂 Good luck ☺️ I think mine one would be safe 🫣😂

KevinDecaf

😅😅 I'll choose carefully and phrase them carefully too

Jodie Marie

Thats a nice trunk you got there, the viewer is the car yeah

Jodie Marie

haha I’m not a car person since I’m not getting most of the car parts/lingo mentioned here. 😂😂 Btw other words that can have innuendos: accelerate, speed (fast slow), trunk, headlights. Btw is the viewer a car or a real person? I thought the viewer would be the car. 😆

ASMR Musings

Reading the comments this one might have to be patreon only 😳🤭😂

KevinDecaf

😏

Jodie Marie

🤣🤣 I think that's too much for YT

Jodie Marie

🤣🤣

Jodie Marie

If you push hard from behind, she'll bump start!

Chris Putt 1981

You're welcome *giggles*

Tim (TexasASMR)

Wow you enjoyed yourself didn't you 😂😂😂😂. Thanks for these

Jodie Marie

😆

Kevin Lowe

"Let me make sure your nuts are nice and tight" "Sometimes you have to crank the shaft a bit more to get it started" "The length of your piston stroke is all wrong" "I felt that one in my gearbox" "I enjoy handling a good shifter stick" "The hose was spraying oil everywhere" "That's as nice a dipstick as I've ever seen" "Everything felt so good the last time I had my tires rotated" "I got my seal nice and tight"" "You have to play with the little button down there in the middle" "We'll have to stick a probe up your exhaust pipe" "Oh, yeah, I hate it when the batteries run out at the wrong time" "The tip of your spark plug got a little moist" "We need to make sure the shaft is lubed up properly" "Your piston wasn't thrusting into the cylinder sleeve deep enough"

Tim (TexasASMR)

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 KEV SOMETIMES! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Jodie Marie

“I’m gonna give you a good service, for your car I’m gonna give your car a good service, oh god 😅” 🤣

KevinDecaf

Fancy a shag?.....................................

Kevin Lowe

Your driveshaft needs the proper amount of lubrication I've also heard a break job referred to as a "BJ", use that as you will

Iain McLarnon

"I need to be sure your rod is properly torqued."

David M

Let me check your dipstick...when was the last time you lubed the shaft...Got a full load in the rear end...might need to probe your circuit...got a nice stroker kit...might have blown your seal...😇🤣

Eric

You need to slip that shaft deep but never forget the lube!

Chris Putt 1981

That part looks like it would fit perfectly

TheTMoneyMan

You look so tense, you’re about to blow a gasket. 😂

Brian

Nice.. Brian 😏🤭

Jodie Marie

Something about needing an oil change to make everything is properly lubricated. 🤭

Brian


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