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Comment below something you think your psycho wrote about you in her diary 🤭

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Still upset with me after I locked him in the basement and he missed the Football, it was for his own good because that odd woman with the hand puppet who flirts with him was going to be there.

Virtual Dave

Kev I ay bothered about money. I'm more concerned about the fact I need to be able to write first 🤣🤣

Jodie Marie

there not a lot of money in books but you're name would be forever out there in literature 😃

Kevin Lowe

You know know whst that ay a bad idea🤣🤣

Jodie Marie

I mean it was over 10 years ago. There is a little bit of humor for me in it. Also, a good lesson learned. Trashy crazy is fun, but don’t stick around too long.

Justin Schreckengost

"His toenail clippings taste different this week but I haven't noted any changes to his diet. Will need to do a full refrigerator inventory"

J

That's not funny at all

Jodie Marie

Oh shit this was real? I'm so sorry

Jodie Marie

I mean, I’m sure they are. I can say it definitely wasn’t funny when it was happening though. Kind of funny to look back on.

Justin Schreckengost

I told my Mother about the engagement, today. She was overjoyed and so excited to meet the Man I love, for the first time. Now I really need to tell HIM about it…On a side note, I’m running low on chloroform.

Mr Trick

I could change this to make it work

Jodie Marie

Tying him to the bed may seem like an extreme idea, but I think it could really strengthen our relationship…He did always say we weren’t being adventurous enough in the bedroom

Mr Trick

He hasn’t moved on in all this time and I can’t think of any better proof that he still needs me…Funny how two weeks can seem like a lifetime apart.

Mr Trick

Haha these are really funny to read 🤣

Jodie Marie

“I can’t believe he thought I was being violent. If it wasn’t for his constant need to distance himself from me I wouldn’t have needed to break his car windshield with a hammer and try to break his toes by throwing heavy stuff at his feet. I only did what I needed to do so I could stop him from making a mistake.”

Justin Schreckengost

🤣🤣🤣 Mosh is for the Awkward character I don't want to bring him into the psycho character too soon

Jodie Marie

"He's always going on about my friend Mosh!"

beefrubblez

-Smelling a freshly washed real hair wig- “I miss the smell of her hair so much!”

Cassie Clark

🤣

Kevin Lowe

you should write psycho girlfriend diary as a book 🙂

Kevin Lowe

If you want to include Boris in the video. "I found another missing cat poster today. Don't worry little one you'll be.... I mean we will be home soon"

Luis Estrada

🤣🤣🤣

Jodie Marie

🤣🤣🤣 love this thank you

Jodie Marie

he told me today its like having his mother living with him. that's so sweet. he said we both need more space. I think he must be buying us a bigger house for my birthday. he's so lovely. he's so lovely. noone else must ever have him. I must preserve this moment, this feeling, forever. Forever, for us both. I must make sure this is never spoilt

Kevin Lowe

If he didn't like me watching he would have closed his blinds?

Eric

Hahahahaha 👏 Yes! This is right up her street! This will fit well

Jodie Marie

I think he's gonna propose soon, He did say he doesn't want me to be his girlfriend anymore.

Luis Estrada

🤣🤣🤣

Jodie Marie

The tracker I put on his car hasn't moved. It's like he doesn't like going out.

Kyle (Fechin)

🤣🤣🤣

Jodie Marie

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I shall use this

Jodie Marie

Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom 😉😂 sorry had to 😂

Kieran Cole

“I ay never dated a guy before that has more ladies than lads as friends…” 🤣

Brian


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