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Black Country Accent - Touching your Dic... I mean Brick 🤣

Im disgusting soz not soz.
I normally just wing these as you know and I got a few things in mind but if you want to comment any building innuendoes feel free and I will try and incorporate them into the Black Country accent version

Black Country Accent - Touching your Dic... I mean Brick 🤣

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Jodie Marie

bound to be some mounting, jackhammering and plastering involved

Marcus Welby

🤣🤣 nice to see you

Jodie Marie

I don't usually comment, but this whole comment thread is hilarious!! Love it! 🤣🤣

Emris

Not disgusting, just hilarious 😆 (says hilariously disgusting Tim 😅)

Tim (TexasASMR)

Thanks Dave all sorted just need to edit now will hopefully do it Sunday reasmdy for Tuesday then hopefully will be back to normal by the week after with uploads if not before

Jodie Marie

“Needs a good pounding”

Virtual Dave

At this rate I will 🤣🤣🤣

Jodie Marie

Lol, you might need to do an innuendo asmr series🤣

Eric

🤣🤣🤣👏 people are really into this

Jodie Marie

It’s made me look like a right twat, I feel like prick now. 🤣🤣🤣

Virtual Dave

-Gonna need a hammer with a big head for this job.. -That crack needs filling -With all this pounding, drilling and screwing...the neighbors might get upset -need a nice shag or some hard wood to bring it together -whoever built this wall really knew how to lay some brick -thats a big hole... -gonna need a lot of caulk...

Eric

It's difficult ay it, to keep up with where to reply 🤣

Jodie Marie

Damn it started a new thread I was replying to musings 🤣🤣🤣

Virtual Dave

Vagina Dave. You are allowed to say Vagina, it's ok 🤣🤣

Jodie Marie

Yeah I don't use it that way either, that's why I went with Dick instead. Prick is more of just an insult

Jodie Marie

Yep and twat is a…. 😳🤣🤣🤣

Virtual Dave

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏 Do you work in the trade by any chance?

Jodie Marie

Well, we have all had to learn Black Country ay we? (And I’m from London) And pr*ck rhymes better then D*ck. I didn’t know you lot didn’t use the word pr*ck!

Virtual Dave

- plastering your walls - inspecting your crack - a quick screw - this looks like a great place for a shag... carpet

J

😉 Niiiice!

Jodie Marie

Well I went with dick instead of prick so we both went there 🤣

Jodie Marie

🤣🤣 Something about “bonking” the wall with that hammer.

Brian

I went there 😂

Virtual Dave

I kind of gathered that 😉

Virtual Dave

🤣🤣 I nearly wrote pri but went with Dic tbf. Great minds Dave

Jodie Marie

Touching your pri… I mean brick 🧱 🤣🤣🤣

Virtual Dave


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