What's the naughtiness thing you've ever done?

I’m chillin like a villian Jodie don’t worry bout me I got you to relax me ☺️

BANGBANGBUGSY

Dayum you broke the law. That's really bad! You were young and I hope you grew out of it eventually. I used to under age drink so I can't say too much about that

Jodie Marie

Hahahah! People love to remind of these things

Jodie Marie

When I was 16 yrs old me and my friends would want some beer so we would create a plan to steal beer ( beer run) from gas stations around our city. So this one time me my crime partner and two friends in the car waiting to get us out of the area robbed this gas station but as we ran out with cases of beer a lady who worked there was smoking a cigarette around the store in the corner and tried to stop me so I had to look mad and scary i told her you just work here 😡🤣to get her to back up a bit before we got in the car and drove off. We got lit and threw a party with four cases of 30 packs we did good that night LMAO

BANGBANGBUGSY

I burnt down a fort I made with friends while trying to cook a hot dog. Let my preference by saying everyone was okay. So I was visiting my relatives on the reservation (Native American) and my cousins were like hey we got this for we built out near some dunes in the back of my aunts house and wondered if I wanted to see it. It was cool and we has fun playing in it. One day we decided to try and cook a hotdogs by building a small fire in a metal baking pan (cheap ones) and it worked...until unknown to me and my cousins the pan had grease that was old still in it and made the fire jump out at us. We got scared and ran outside grabbed a bucket and threw sand to smother the fire. We smelled like smoke and got yelled at for doing something that stupid. I still get reminded about that event every now and then and I'm 34. 🤣🤣

Prophet2272

I’ve been racking my brain 🧠 and I’ve come to the conclusion that I must be the world’s most boring person as I can’t remember anything

The Quiet mind 50

🤣🤣🤣 wow! The things we do as kids

Jodie Marie

Once, i put one of my little sister's doll to trash, in another building's trash to make sure i dont see that ugly thing again. I even helped my mom searching for the lost toy all around home, like a good boy. I hated dolls, but that particullar one, that evil smile, those dead blue eyes...

Chapichapo

It was just a very general "reserve", probably leftovers bits from back when larger sums were used on events or something. I moved over to that high school a few short years after it stopped being the most fashionable artsy school in town where all the cool people went to. Lots of "sic transit gloria mundi" moments. Still remember my time there quite fondly, though.

Liisakisses

Dayum yeah that's pretty sneaky. So what did you gain the money what was it supposed to be used for?

Jodie Marie

Back in high school I was the only student president candidate running and thus got the job. But it was a very unimportant, almost unofficial thing nobody cared much about (unlike I think those in America) and that did pretty much nothing. So when we finished high school me and a buddy there split the entire tiny student body money reserve (probably was less than 40 euros at the time) like in a mafia movie. Nobody seemed to care or even notice it being missing. But certainly felt like a sneaky great scheme.

Liisakisses

🙄 of course..

Jodie Marie

Luis Estrada

LOL KIDS.. Naughty, naughty kids ahh we've all shitty stuff from time to time to get revenge on pests. But yeah as we get older we feel guilty for those things

Jodie Marie

Niiiiiice very clever and sneaky 👏

Jodie Marie

🤣🤣🤣 Love this!!!

Jodie Marie

At my old job, we used to get free batches of extra large sugar cookies every Friday that they displayed on a table in the back room, but we had a rule of only one cookie per person. I managed to walk around the entire office and asked people to bring me a cookie when they went to get there's because I didn't have time. I wound up eating about 15-20 large cookies a week. 😋 As the weeks went by and I was in full Cookie Monster mode, they all eventually caught on but still helped feed my cookie addiction. 🤤

Almond Glazed Sunrise

I think I was 11 or 12... The school gave us some fancy calculators that year (this was before all the kids having cell phones), the catch being we had to give them back at the end of the year or pay a $80 replacement fee. Another thing was, we'd spend almost every subject in a different room with mostly different classmates, and in physical education we had a kid named John, who was a really strange combination of an abusive bully and a nasty creep. One day, when we were in the gym locker room, and John had gone somewhere for a few minutes, we noticed he had left his books and supplies on the bench in front of his gym locker and with the calculator sticking out. Some of the boys decided a good way to get revenge against John was to make his calculator disappear and have him get in trouble. Well, for some reason, the wall between the boy's locker room and the coach's office didn't reach all the way to the ceiling, and it was actually two walls separated by three or four inches. The plan was to have someone drop the calculator down the gap between the double wall, where nobody would ever find it. Since I was the tallest by far and had the longest arms, I was tasked with climbing on a chair and getting rid of the calculator. John didn't notice for a few days, then he started screaming at us to help him find his calculator or he'd beat up the entire class. Nobody taunted him or anything, but we all pretended we had no idea what he was talking about. He ended up having a crying fit, which was made worse when the coach didn't believe him (because he knew John was a shit head) and told him to quit crying. It was hilarious and kind of therapeutic at the time, but all this time later, I feel kind of bad for the role I played, even if John was a shit head.

Tim (TexasASMR)

When I was in high school I used to skip school when the school would call my house to notify my parents I would either get home and delete the messages. Sometimes they would call and my mom would answer it but since she didn't know English I would take the call and told her that it was another sales call.

Luis Estrada

You burnt them pretty bad😑

Eric

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Lads will be Lads

Jodie Marie

Hahaha Kev! That's the one position I can accept 😉

Jodie Marie

Fuck! You are bad bloody hell man 🤣

Jodie Marie

I see what you did there 👍

Virtual Dave

I have a story from childhood, there was a classroom party and we could bring in our toys to play with, I bought in an action man figure (G.I. Joe) and a girl in the class had a Barbie doll, during lunch break I was the only person left in the class room I went over to the Barbie doll and wanted to pair it with my action man so put my action man into a pose, then I did the same with Barbie not realising that it’s not really posable I ended up pulling it’s head off its shoulders, in blind panic 😱 I tossed the doll back where I had found it with its head in its lap,I then made my escape, when lunch break was over I came back to uncontrollable crying from the girl who owned the Barbie doll opps 😬🙊😬.

Virtual Dave

If nothing else you can use this post as someone being naughty?

Dan

Well played sir👏

Eric

A couple 😁 kind of a badge of honor lol. We weren't all bad though, a couple of us would wait until they were done counting, and walk them to their cars (we had to park in the lot of the next building over, so it was kind of a long creepy walk at night) or give them rides home.

Eric

You filthy bugger! 🤣🤣🤣

Virtual Dave

Framed someone for arson

Sleepyhead 795

My favorite position is assistant manager - you know, when you're like kind of the boss in charge of the people at work but you dont actually have the ultimate overall responsibility............... 🤣

Kevin Lowe

Did you get a slap at least once 😅

Jodie Marie

We would also scare the girls by turning the lights off after closing and hiding in the dark to jump out at them as they were taking their drawers to the back office to be counted...

Eric

Oooo that is actually pretty naughty. Sounds fun, though maybe not if your getting shocked 🤣

Jodie Marie

👋 also realizing I'm not very naughty🤣...I used to work at a hardware/farming store and we (the guys that stock the shelves) used to prank the cashier girls. Nothing elaborate, usually just sneak up behind them and scare them, or hide weird things in their lockers. The worst thing we did was shocking everyone with a Hot-shot cattle prod...🤦‍♂️...not usually directly...usually we would wait until someone was stocking the metal shelves and we would shock the shelf.

Eric

Indeed! The uplight had been sitting in the closet for over a year, and the projector MAYBE was even left intentionally because the client didn't want to pay to ship it. But I felt most bad about the headphones, because I found them the day they were left in the room, and I WANTED them, so I went into work every day for a month hoping that they hadn't called looking for them. I think it was about three months and I said, oops, they're mine! Naughty!

Brimaxian (Worldbri ASMR)

Oooo Nice one! How gutting for those that lost them though! But if they don't come back in a certain amount of time those things just sit there for years and years! Love this

Jodie Marie

I took advantage of the loose "Lost & Found" protocol at my job (audiovisual technician for hotel/resort events), where items left behind by clients at the hotel were held onto within reason, and a decent attempt at contacting them, but ultimately were deemed "forgotten". I and my colleagues eventually inherited some fine things; in my case (over the course of a few years), a set of Beats headphones, an LED uplight, a digital projector, and many nice pens!

Brimaxian (Worldbri ASMR)

😅👏👏👏 I absolutely love this and I know exactly how naughty this is because Nathan sometimes doesn't like Boris (our cat) on the bed because his fluff get stuck in his stubble 🤣🤣🤣. But when he goes out to work I let Boris on the bed 😬🤭

Jodie Marie

My roommate is very strict about keeping our cat to a particular food regimen... but kitty meows at me and has the fluffiest tummy so I keep a secret treat stash in my closet for her! Mua ha ha (I'm realizing I'm not a very naughty person :P )

Aubses

Did you miss the part where I said not sexual then? 🤣 as long as you are alright sharing with everyone I suppose. I probably won't use this though unless I can maybe tweek some way and make something else up entirely with little details. We'll see

Jodie Marie

It's not a position! Just a scenario where I know her mom's on the other side of a blanket, and still y'know, going at it. That counts no?

Dan

Is this really that Naughty? Is it Naughty you were doing it while the Mom was in? Is that what your getting at or did you just use this one because I said not sexually naughty? And your a Diva so did it anyway 🤣🤣

Jodie Marie

There was that one time my girlfriend at the time had blankets for doors (I forget the reason now) while also being the type who's mom would constantly shout at her to get up and get ready etc. Very weird that they'd do that while I was in bed with said daughter with her on top.

Dan

You're welcome. I DMed you the details of the minor thing he said to me. It did feel rather petty and vindictive though, even if it was justified.

Brian

That's kinda of a good thing bad thing. But I can defo use it thanks for sharing 🤗.

Jodie Marie

You know how you have "that guy" in the office who everyone can't stand, but never does anything worthy of being fired so the managers can't do anything about it? Well this one time, the "that guy" in the office made the mistake of saying something to me that was a very minor HR violation. I suspected that if I complained about it, management would seize the chance and fire him. I complained about it and afterwards my manager at the time took me aside and said, "Hey thanks for your help in getting rid of that asshole."

Brian