[Slimy Slime] Chapter 60.5: A Slimy Slime gets laid

[Optional chapter! Completely a side story that can be skipped! Involves Slimy Slime having sex! NSFW! Lewd! XXX!] 

Alright. I was nervous! Really… really nervous. This… this was actually happening? I know that goblins are ‘promiscuous’ but this was just… I never thought I’d-!

If a slime could gulp, I would. Wait, I can!

Gulp

Krrrgg kept walking and I’d never been more aware of her body against mind before. And how… small I was. She’d made sure to close the door behind us, thank god. I didn’t have a bed but having just seen the other goblins going to town on one another… yeah I didn’t think a cave floor was going to be any issue.

My Slimy self was practically beating like a drum, vibrating in anxiety. I… I couldn’t move. It hadn’t been a problem before, the worst I’d expected was having to be treated like a baby. Well, no, the worst I’d expected was some young goblin punks to try and throw stuff at me and see their king ‘eat it’ like I was a trash bin. I’d never expected anyone to attack me or anything like that.

I definitely never expected to be having sex while I couldn’t move. No, I never expected to be having it at all!

Sex… I hadn’t even really thought of it. Sex was… almost alien to me now. Oh, not back when I was human, I’d been down with a woman or two in my time… but that was a long, long while ago. As a Slime… I didn’t even feel the need to masturbate. What would I masturbate even?! My whole body was one thing. I was just slime. It was only recently I had even been able to ‘morph’ my slime in fun ways, I was a pretty long way from even making a ‘dick’ out of slime.

Could I… even have sex? I mean… uh… I could definitely fit myself in… some… places.

Oh god. H-How would that even feel for me?! No, how would it feel for Krrrgg? How do I even… do sex as a slime? Am I going to be regulated to being the pleasurer and never the pleasuree?! Damn it, my mind was beating a mile a minute, especially as I felt Krrrgg’s hands on me. It felt like the walk to my simple little pillow, my bed, was taking forever.

We reached it and now I knew my slimy body was vibrating in worry and panic and anxiety and… god I hadn’t felt like this since I was a virgin! Am I a virgin?! Does virginity reset when you get a new body? How about a new race? Well… I most certainly hadn’t sex as a slime. This reminds me of a-

Krrrgg put me down. I ‘turned’ looking at her. And looking up and up and up.

I felt… so…. Small.

I ignored it, I floated, I jumped, but I was small. I was only around a foot tall. Everything was bigger than me. Krrrgg… was around five feet tall. My entire body didn’t go up to her knee. It was only slightly bigger than me. Combine that with the inability to move and…

I felt really, really vulnerable.

I almost muttered out ‘please be gentle’ but no! God damn it Slimy Slime, you are a king! A man… kinda? No, none of those thoughts right now! I at least have my pride and dignity and-

Krrrgg moved. She reached down and with what could only be plenty of practice, started going to town on herself, rubbing her pussy. Her fingers glided over her lips like they were well acquainted with another. Goblin promiscuity must be no joke… in only seconds Krrrgg was so wet she was dripping onto my nice cave floor.

I stared up at her… and saw her smiling down happily at me. A-Alright! I, I can do this! But uhh, now that you’re… ready how are we supposed to-

Krrrgg turned around… and began to fall.

I stared up and felt what could only be the feeling of divinity coursing through me, as I beheld a massive green ass falling towards me. It was as if my life had begun moving in slow motion, flashing before my eyes, as a mountains worth of goblin flesh slowly fell upon my body. At that moment, I knew in my heart of hearts, I was still a man. Sculpted tight perfection, a small wet opening, a green shade like that of moss, a divine beauty the alikes of aristotle heaving itself onto me. A tear nearly fell from my slime eye.

“So Beautifu- OOF.”

I was squashed, as Krrrgg’s entire body sat on top of me. A lot of feelings hit me at once. Worry, that I was going to melt my friend and the immediate and strong use of lowering my acidity to nothing. Shock, at the massive pile of weight suddenly on top of me. Embarrassment, as already, I could feel Krrrgg’s vagina against my ‘face’ and her ‘liquid’ coating my body.

And then shock as she began to sink inside me.

I was a slime. But more than just a monster… that was what material I was made of. The only unique thing about it was that it liked to stay cohesively whole. I couldn’t become a flat puddle entirely, I was always kinda orb shaped even when flattened. I didn’t have a ‘membrane’, more just a natural shape my slime adhered to. So… thinks sunk inside me when enough pressure was added, falling into my slime. This almost never mattered. Objects would get melted quickly and small things like dirt or leaves wouldn’t make it past a centimeter in before they were gone.

But I’d never had someone inside me. Even when I’d had to do… gruesome work I’d blotted out, that was an out to in situation. That flesh didn’t really ‘get inside me’ before being [Absorb]ed and the hearts hadn’t lasted a moment.

So this... Was a first for me.

I could feel Krrrgg, feel her whole ass, parts of her thighs, her waist, as she sunk further into me. My slime was trying to naturally retain its shape, lest it suffer damage, so as she sunk my slime went ‘up’ molding around her. It was like I’d turned into the world’s strangest, most sexual looking underwear. The sensation… I had never realized just how much I could feel when something was inside me. Everything was always being melted and absorbed, or only there for a moment, or an attack or something. Having someone enter me, and wow that was weird to say or think, was like…

It was like feeling something with your hands, but also having the same thing in your mouth. No, even more than that. There is no realm where I could feel as much as this simply from my hands. The tactile sensation… was insane. No wonder normal slimes actually went out of their way to melt and absorb things. It must be like… sucking on a lollipop for them.

And I was sucking on Krrrgg. Her whole body sent a flare sparking through my mind. I felt like some giant who had put her in my mouth, switching her around lightly. Her ass, her vagina, her thighs and legs, it was all so… so… good! It felt really good! It wasn’t like sex or like food exactly, it was more like the feeling of touching something really soft with your face and hands, but using your mouth instead. Like 30% food and 70% touch. This was… this was awesome! Krrrgg felt so good! It was like the world’s softest blanket mixed with a pillow.

I began to swish my slime around and-

“Ahhh~”

I had… kinda forgotten there was a woman attached to what was in my mouth. I tried to say “Shit, sorry, are you okay?” Instead I said…

“Blurrbll blurb blrb”

Ah, right, talking with my mouth full is… impossible. Still, the vibrations from trying clearly was doing it for Krrrgg as I felt and ‘tasted’ more liquid pouring into me. I could feel Krrrgg now, as she began to grind against me, thrusting her hips rapidly back and forth, moving through me. To say the sensation was odd… I felt like I had swallowed sparkling ginger ale or extremely carbonated soda with how she was moving. Maybe pop rocks? The sensation transition from human to slime was… something else.

It wasn’t the sensation of sex… but it was incredibly fun and joyful. I felt good in a way that I was positive was natural to slimes that actually ate things… and maybe people… normally. I’d never tried to ‘suck’ on something before, without eating it, but clearly I’d been missing out. I felt like all my stress was melting away as I played with Krrrgg in my mouth. Time continued to pass in such a fun way until…

“More! Come on, come on, more! Enter me already!” Krrrgg said, voice breathless.

I ‘blinked’. I’d been playing and sucking and moving around with Krrrgg this whole time and it had felt fucking amazing. Like sucking on the world’s greatest, most tasty lollipop. I felt like my whole slime had become a kinda tongue-hand, combo. All the while Krrrgg was moving faster and faster, thrusting, pouring more into me. Getting off and moaning while letting my slime rub against and all over her, playing with her, vibrating her body at times, but she had apparently felt like I was teasing her the whole time.

There was a barrier of cautiousness in me for a moment before… I let my slime go ‘up’. It had wanted to do it for a while and I’d been resisting but… now I finally allowed myself to pour deep into Krrrgg’s vagina. To feel all her sides, moving and clenching, soaking even through my slime. And it was… soft and hard. I poured more of myself in, filling Krrrgg up and-

“OOHH~”

A loud moan, one I could literally feel, erupted from Krrrgg. Being inside her, while she was inside me was… forget strange, I’d firmly moved into the ‘bizarre’ category of sex. But it was great. My slimy was, well, me. All of it. Equally. It wasn’t like I’d put my hand inside her, all of it was just me. It was only my ‘vision’ that orientated me a little but that was, more or less, a trick. I was inside her. I could feel her, her movements, with all of me. As much as I could take in any other part of the world. If I wanted to, I could shift my vision and it would be exactly as if I was shoved up into her. I didn’t. I quite enjoyed the small bit of distance between us. It made playing with her insides even more fun.

And I did so. I did so a lot.

Her walls moved a certain way and I followed that, pushing back, having my slime vibrate, pump in and out rapidly, gush forward till it hit her cervix, spin and twirl. It was like a game to me but that was definition was… wrong. For anyone not a slime it would be hard to understand. It felt like all the good, most relaxing things a person could enjoy, mixed together. Solving a puzzle, playing around, getting a bit of exercise, laying in fluffy bed and pillows, enjoying a good meal, drinking sparkling cider. It was like all of those things at once in terms of relaxation and fun. I could fuck Krrrgg forever and never get bored.

My sex drive may have been… destroyed partially, but it’d been replaced with something else. Pure and utter joy at playing with people inside me. Maybe items as well but that’d be like masturbation, incomparable to playing with a person. I was ‘licking’ Krrrgg up and down, when I felt a change. Krrrgg walls suddenly clenched hard, practically shooting some of my slime out, as a massive wave of fluid poured into me.

My mind conjured an image of being shoved down a water slide and I couldn’t help myself. I began to laugh.

“Ahh ahh ah~”

Krrrgg’s sexy, sexy moans filled the air as I continued, feeling utterly relaxed for the first time so, so many months. I felt her vagina start to contract differently, as I continued to play around, rubbing against different parts of her ass as I did so.

I had never been more happy to be a slime!