DBD December Contest!
Added 2021-12-01 15:21:35 +0000 UTCIf you've seen the recent Dragon Ball Dissection videos, you know we're doing another contest for the month of December! This time it's for a copy of Akira Toriyama's Manga Theater, a massive, 600+ page, hardcover compilation of Toriyama's one-shot manga. As you can see, I'm showing a promotional photo rather than one I have taken myself. That's because it hasn't been released yet. It comes out next week. While these three volumes have circulated in Japan for quite a long time (they're literally referenced in Q&As in the original Dragon Ball manga), this is the first time they're finally making their way into an official English release, combined into a single book. I have this pre-ordered, and I cannot wait to get my hands on my own copy. The original Japanese releases include, among many other gems, Toriyama's two different Dragon Ball prototypes, Dragon Boy and The Adventure of Tongpoo. That alone makes it a must-have on any DB fan's shelf. And to thank you all for everything you do, I'm awarding a copy to a clever patron!
So how do you win this? Well, you remember good old Bardock. Or Burdock. Whatever you prefer. I've talked about him a lot, and he's been a lot of things: a tragic anti-hero, a time-traveling legendary savior, a time-traveling other thing, and all kinds of other crazy roles. I keep hoping he will never come back so he won't have to face the indignity of being further ruined. So now... I want you to come up with the next indignity Bardock will face in order to further ruin him. Give me your best pitch of how Bardock will be screwed up next time he re-enters the story. And just to make it brief and fair to everybody, let's keep the same rules as last time:
*Present it to me as one of those two-part DBZ movie titles. As in, “Bardock Sucks in This Way I'm Describing! Now I'm Explaining It in Further Detail!”
*This contest is open to all December patrons.
*Contest entries will only be accepted if they are submitted as a comment on this post. They will not be accepted as a YouTube comment, a direct message, or a response to any other Patreon post.
*Your two-part "movie title" is your entire submission. You get those two sentences to pitch your idea. No more, no less.
*Each person can only submit one entry. Your first submission is your entry, so think carefully.
*Entries must be submitted by 11:59 pm EST, December 31st.
*After that, I will choose five finalists, from which patrons will vote for a winner, in a poll I will post here on Patreon. The finalist with the most votes wins the book!
*Obviously, that means the contest will conclude in January. Ensuring all five videos are finished on time this month is my top priority, so I felt it was safer to focus on choosing these after I was safely done with that. Whether or not you continue to be a patron in January will in no way affect your eligibility to become a finalist, only whether you'll be present to see the voting. I will send a message through Patreon to notify the winner directly.
Have fun. Best of luck. We had some hilarious entries last time, and I can't wait to see what you come up with now. Thank you so much for your support. I hope this helps let you know how much I appreciate you keeping this channel going.
Comments
As a reminder, the contest is now closed. Thank you for your submissions! Expect to see a post with the finalists in a few days.
Lance Rumowicz
2022-01-01 14:35:09 +0000 UTCPromise of a Rivalry! Vegeta's Reason for Betraying Freeza, Testing the Saiyan Kakarotto, and Saving the Earth!
2022-01-01 08:08:26 +0000 UTCDragon Ball Super: Origin of Z. The entire universe trembles! The reunion of the saiyans of legends. Z Warrios Bardock and Son Goku fight against the Daishinkan army
Sergio PM
2021-12-31 22:28:45 +0000 UTCThe father-son combo emerges?! The fusion of the father of Z-warrior Son Goku and the son of a space travelling conquerer.
Moostrue _
2021-12-31 19:46:45 +0000 UTCThe Story of High-School Sweethearts, Who Made Bardock? Gine, Upper-Class Bullies, Brilliant Scientists, and the Many Saints of Vegeta!
Twigs Pietz
2021-12-31 17:49:46 +0000 UTChere's my unfunny contest entry: The Solitary Final Absolute Fight Against Unemployment, The Saiyan Warrior, John Burdock's Quest to Become Assistant Manager at T.G.I. McVegeta's Takes place just after Raditz was born, Bardock's job of genocide doesn't put enough Saiyabux on the table to feed his family, so Gine threatens him with no more babies until he applies for a job at their local T.G.I McVegeta's (which is like an unholy combination of TGI Friday's, McDonald's and a little bit of Applebees thrown in the mix. He gets the job, but it pays even shittier than it does to subjugate planets, so he strives to be the best employee, mopping up all the vomit in the bathroom, and singing Happy Birthday EVERY shift until his employment credit level rises to 20,000, thus making him eligible to become the assistant manager. Also he changes his name to John Burdock for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
L Ron Fjord
2021-12-31 02:53:08 +0000 UTCThe Father of All Saiyans, Bardock the Legendary Z-Warrior of Justice! His Grand Tour beyond space and time, the mystery of the divine letter Z, and the reunion between father and son in Universe 12 as Super Saiyan God Super Saiyans?!
2021-12-28 08:41:35 +0000 UTCBardock The Time Warrior, Goes To The Future!? The Prodical Father Meets His Son At Last!
Powercore2000
2021-12-26 18:41:04 +0000 UTCSuper Saiyan Dad Awakens!! Bardock Becomes Father of the Year
2021-12-26 09:24:49 +0000 UTCSuper Hero Fraud?! Bardock the Adopted Saiyan?!
2021-12-26 03:21:33 +0000 UTCBardock goes Super Saiyan! But Friezas death ball turns him into a Marketable Statue?!
Max Pearson
2021-12-25 22:28:20 +0000 UTCThe Legendary Super Ultra Time-Warrior God Bardock's Father! The Lightning-Fast Furious Confrontation!!!
2021-12-19 01:05:29 +0000 UTCThe Once Brilliant Scientist Disgraced! Bardock’s Artificial Moon Research Defunded!!!
2021-12-18 05:05:26 +0000 UTCOolong and Puar's New Classmate - Bardock?! Fast Times at Southern Transformation Kindergarten!
2021-12-15 02:57:55 +0000 UTCA Heartwarming Family Man!? Saiyajin Hero Bardock tucks his son Son Goku and gives him a good night kiss !!!
2021-12-13 16:41:34 +0000 UTCThis universe is not mine? Bardock finds the One Piece!
2021-12-12 17:10:05 +0000 UTCBardock Goes Even Further Back in Time?! The First Omni King is a Saiyan!
Colton
2021-12-11 17:35:26 +0000 UTCThe First Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Bardock's Story!!! Also Raditz is here.
2021-12-11 17:15:24 +0000 UTCEscape from universe Seven! Bardock, the true father of universe six Saiyans?!
2021-12-11 15:38:41 +0000 UTCUsing A Transformation Beyond Ultra Instinct?! Goku's Father Was Alive All Along!
Tirgo
2021-12-08 14:45:09 +0000 UTCThe Legendary Warrior Returns! Bardock and Yamoshi are one and the same?!
2021-12-08 14:30:35 +0000 UTCBardock back from the dead impregnates his new love!?!? Goku's new sparkling energetic brother Bardock Jr. appears !!!
2021-12-07 00:58:18 +0000 UTCBack to school with Bardock!? The loving father goes to college to become a brilliant scientist!
Ian Ury
2021-12-06 14:34:34 +0000 UTCThe Legendary Super Warrior Sees His Shadow! The Father of Goku Caught in a Time Loop?
2021-12-06 10:55:10 +0000 UTCBardock in Equestria!? Turn those ponies into glue!
Divine Saber 765
2021-12-06 00:59:15 +0000 UTCThe innocence of the misunderstood Super Saiyan God! The High School story of the hero Bardock fighting 1 trillion powerful warriors!
2021-12-05 20:07:55 +0000 UTCSave Us, Chef: Bardock Cooks Beerus 1000 and 1 Delicious Meals!!!
cisnerd
2021-12-05 17:27:10 +0000 UTCFather of the Z Warrior Son Goku Meets Prince of Saiyan's Brother! Family Rivalry Heats Up!
2021-12-05 16:52:38 +0000 UTCOrange Star Love Triangle?! Fight between Time-Traveling Amnesiac Transfer Student Bardock and his Grandson for the Champ's Daughter!
2021-12-05 04:38:28 +0000 UTCOutstanding
Daniel Quinlan
2021-12-05 03:36:58 +0000 UTCThe second sentence sounds like the title of a Light Novel.
Daniel Quinlan
2021-12-05 03:36:23 +0000 UTCBardock, Father of Goku, Legendary Super Saiyan, and... God of Destruction?! Beerus Finds Himself in the Unemployment Line!
2021-12-05 01:45:14 +0000 UTCBardock, Blasted by Freeza! The Universe Jumping, Time Traveling, Race Creating Savior, Father of U6 Saiyans!
2021-12-04 23:07:11 +0000 UTCサイヤ人バトルの勃発！ 冷たい血と永遠の戦いへの欲望！ "Outbreak of Saiyan battle! Cold blood and wish for eternal battle!!"
Sam
2021-12-04 21:27:02 +0000 UTCSecret of the Z warrior Son Gokuus father?!? Burdock buys a bored monkey NFT?!?!
2021-12-04 19:23:22 +0000 UTCA Sister of Goku?!? The Secret Past of Time Savior Bardock Unsheathed!!!
Jacob Culhane
2021-12-04 18:38:23 +0000 UTCAllied With The Evil Tyrant?!! Burdock And Freeza Understand Together In Battle Against Mold People!!!!
2021-12-04 18:33:59 +0000 UTCTime Traveling Mishaps!! Bardock is Also Freeza's Father ?!?!?!?!
2021-12-04 18:30:41 +0000 UTCThe Unstoppable Genocide of the Past From a Future Saiyan Soldier!! The Original Super Saiyan God Bardock Pleads With His Friends and Save His Victims to Solidify the Future!!!
2021-12-04 18:16:45 +0000 UTCA Brilliant Scientist, Time Traveler, Savage Thug, and Now a HIGH SCHOOLER?! - That Time I Got Reincarnated as Bardock, the Father of Z Warrior Son Goku, Who Challenged Truck-Sama!!
2021-12-04 18:11:01 +0000 UTCRap Battle for the Universe's Future! Bardock Likes Big Butts and He Cannot Lie!!!
SilBee
2021-12-04 17:57:15 +0000 UTCIn The Heat of Battle Videl Gives Birth to a New Reincarnated Ancient Savior! Goku’s Father is Also His Grandson?!
2021-12-04 16:31:21 +0000 UTCImpossible to Humiliate Bardock More than the Super Manga Already Has? Toyotaro Drew It!
2021-12-04 15:32:04 +0000 UTCMechanised Fatherhood! Cooler's Legendary Mechanised Warrior is the Father of the Super Saiya-jin Son Goku?!
Rina
2021-12-04 15:20:34 +0000 UTCBardock the Mother Guy! Protector and Feeder of Small Birds All Along!
Tarponpet Secord
2021-12-04 15:20:07 +0000 UTCArchduke Rescue!! The Father of Z Warrior Kakarrot Prevents World War I and Sets the Trajectory For the Dragon Ball World to Develop!!
2021-12-04 14:52:16 +0000 UTCFather and Son Unite! Time Traveling Legendary Super Saiya-jin Appears!
Josh Helms
2021-12-04 14:50:30 +0000 UTCBurdock and Gine will turn up still alive.
Andrea Andrew
2021-12-04 03:38:23 +0000 UTCBardock vs... Grandpa Gohan?! A Red Hot, All-Out, Fierce Legal Battle for the Custody of Z Warrior Son Goku!!
Daniel Quinlan
2021-12-04 02:47:53 +0000 UTCUh oh!! Gone Far Too Back!! Trunks and Bardock the father of Goku drastically changed the future!!!
Intonyeon
2021-12-03 21:41:02 +0000 UTCFather and Son Unite!!!!! The Original Legendary Ultra Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan 4 Fusion!
Onome Egi
2021-12-03 09:59:37 +0000 UTC"Complete Ultra Instinct and Super Saiyan 4 combined! Bardock achieves this form but still loses because he's an idiot and screws around!"
Eric M Brown
2021-12-03 05:01:14 +0000 UTCA New God of Earth?! Kami-sama Bardock Casts the Evil from A Nameless Namekian!!
Fat Gotenks
2021-12-03 01:24:05 +0000 UTCBardock Versus Lord Beerus!? An Old Bitter Rivalry Settled Once and For All!
PlasmaDiffusion
2021-12-02 15:06:26 +0000 UTCBurdock is Revived Disappointed! After Mentioning Raditz, He Remembers That He Was Adopted And Is Not Goku's Brother!
Ox
2021-12-02 10:34:38 +0000 UTCRevived Bardock's Dark Legacy!! Who's This, The Son Of Bardock And Freeza Summoned To Conquer Earth!?
Graverobber Jake
2021-12-02 06:57:06 +0000 UTCBardock Returns!! A Loving Wish from a Son Who Misses his Father!!
2021-12-01 23:33:30 +0000 UTCWanted to make some alliteration for the first half that builds up some intrigue and excitement, that's completely spoiled by the second half, for that classic DB movie title experience.
leafbladie
2021-12-01 21:36:03 +0000 UTCThe original Super Saiyan God? Original Z Warrior Bardock and friends will save the Saiyan race!
Tales from the Nuzlocke
2021-12-01 21:35:25 +0000 UTCThe Masked Man's Might! The Father of Goku Returns?!
leafbladie
2021-12-01 21:32:55 +0000 UTCIs that poop!? Bardock’s awesome family vacation in Penguin Village
Joe Pranevich
2021-12-01 21:03:18 +0000 UTCChi-Chi's maximum mistake!? Bardock is the brilliant father!?!?
2021-12-01 20:23:09 +0000 UTC“He is an average fighter, but he is a brilliant babysitter!!” The Great-Grandfatherly Crisis - Bardock, the Carer of Pan?!
Stefan Placanica
2021-12-01 18:38:24 +0000 UTCBardock vs The Heeters! The Low-Class Saiyan Becomes a High-Class Stock Broker?!
2021-12-01 18:06:11 +0000 UTCNice! This is a good idea for a giveaway. I'm not entering because I'm already getting a copy of this as a Chistmas present from my mom, (who knows I love Dragon Ball and would like this release). Best of luck to the the winner!
Rose S.
2021-12-01 16:37:13 +0000 UTCRename that planet! DNA-test finally reveals Burdock as the true prince of all sayajin?!
TheParappa
2021-12-01 16:31:19 +0000 UTCI'm finally a father again! The Saiyan of legend adopts Piiza's daughter!!
Patrick
2021-12-01 16:15:26 +0000 UTCThe Extreme Backstory Comprise?! Son Goku Helps the Ghosts of the Fortunetellers Make Peace With Their Destroyer, Reluctant Killer Bardock!
Nikki-knack
2021-12-01 15:52:43 +0000 UTCReboot him! Abuse him! Repeat the process! The endless solitary battle of the Father of ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶Z̶-̶W̶a̶r̶r̶i̶o̶r̶ ̶ Son Goku who just wants to die and stay dead.
2021-12-01 15:43:21 +0000 UTC"The Author of all Goku's Pain?! Freeza's Mind Control over Bardock's impact on every event in the Dragon Universe revealed!!"
2021-12-01 15:42:46 +0000 UTCThe title itself is your two sentences.
Lance Rumowicz
2021-12-01 15:31:02 +0000 UTC
