"Quickly, quickly. Settle down!" the sergeant barked.
"All right. Now listen up. I want this to go smooth and by the numbers!" Major looked serious.
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SUBJECT: SALVAGE RELEASE SCHEDULE AND UNIT PRIVILEGES
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Salvage release is scheduled for the 07th of each month. Personnel are authorized to download within the month.
UNIT DESIGNATION: All designated Unit members (Supporters) will receive a 20% discount code applicable to all products within the Cults3D and MMF storefront.
NEW TIER DESIGNATION: The upcoming release will introduce the "Trader" tier, authorizing physical print sales of our assets under legal framework.
OPERATIONAL INTELLIGENCE: Per recent unit polling, "Berserker" deployment is projected for May 2025. Standard salvage drop will consist of two mech units. The secondary unit remains classified until release.
POLL DESIGNATION: The upcoming release initiates the next polling cycle. The previous open poll is now closed. All future polling after April will be restricted to designated Unit members. (only supporters will have the option to vote)
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"All right sweethearts, you heard the man and you know the drill. Assholes and elbows!"
Crush and Burn!
Salvage Drop
2025-04-02 21:13:50 +0000 UTCPhilip Kahn-Pauli
2025-04-02 20:07:36 +0000 UTC