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I say "It Is what it is" a lot, for someone who has no idea what it is. jk

Guston Zimasheen

The painting was originally done around 1880 by Gabriel Cornelius Ritter Von Max. It’s called Saint Veronica’s Handkerchief. The print goes for anywhere between $40 to over $600 depending on size and framing. According to Church tradition, Veronica was moved with sympathy seeing Jesus carrying the cross to Calvary and gave him her veil so that he could wipe his forehead. Jesus accepted the offer, and when he returned the veil the image of his face was miraculously captured on it. The resulting relic became known as the Veil of Veronica. The 4 foot Bart Simpson doll was manufactured between 2000-2009. People on Ebay try to sell them for anywhere from $200 to $1,000 According to Simpson tradition Bart’s height is supposed to be 4 feet tall. Daniel’s fear of them both…….Priceless!

Mark Ultimatemusings

Carrie me home. I had a heart attack after that!!

Guston Zimasheen

Knowing what I know now about Daniels fears ,if I were Sam ,I would wait till Daniel is at work one day ,then I would go and collect the picture and the bart from his parents house and take them home ,then I would wait for Daniel to go to sleep ,then hang up the picture on the wall opposite the bed and place bart in a chair next to Daniels side of the bed ,watching him. Then go back to sleep and wait for the almighty scream in the morning as Daniel wakes up the entire street.

Duncan

You can tell i didn't have a very religious upbringing because when i first saw this post, I went "Holy shit! Wait...why do they have a creepy picture of Rasputin?"

Smooticus

I was just thinking that has a serious Conjuring 2 vibe

Smooticus

Lol!

PIG

Pretty sure one of The Conjuring movies is based on that painting

Odd Thomas

oh, ok cool...this mess was freaky so i can't wait! lol

Edgar Gonzalez

That doll is terrifying!

Michael Soukup

I watched your Carrie Reaction yesterday ;) you're totally right ... this Picture is frightening :) and Bart Simpson can also be Chucky :)

Florian Meier

I think everyone’s grandparents had this picture of Jesus at some point. The name of the painting should be Spooky Jesus on Canvas. Simply terrifying. FYI, that was actually Sissy Spacek’s hand popping out of the grave at the end, not a double, and they filmed Amy Irving walking backwards from the grave then played it in reverse to give her walking a more surreal look. There is a split second where you can see a car going in reverse if you look with a careful eye. Great reaction. You had me guffawing at the end.

Robert Boyd

Didn’t know what to make of this at first. Then I read the comments and, as someone who’s seen Carrie already, it all makes sense. Getting ready to watch your reaction right now.

James Miley

If you and Daniel ever start doing skits, make one about this and call it "Sammie". lmao

EdmanXERO

LOL it’s Daniel story but it’s late! Just watch the last few minutes and go back and watch the rest later haha -Sam

TBR Schmitt

Omg...it's 1053pm here...and I have an appointment with my therapist at noon. And NOW, I find out I have to stay up and watch Carrie if I want to be in with the "cool" Schmittheads? Fine...I'm fine. Your dang story better be funny...wait..is it the hubbies story? Ugh. Better not involve a conspiracy. Like friggin' milk drinking spiders. You know you can milk a spiders venom?

Anthony Perez

😂😂😂

TBR Schmitt

If you don't get this "Hill House" tomfoolery off my screen... XD

EdmanXERO

IYDK go watch the last few minutes of the Carrie reaction 😂 -Sam

TBR Schmitt

This comment had me on a roller coaster but the showdown with Jesus in the shower made me spit out my water 😂 -Sam

TBR Schmitt

Carrie! -Sam

TBR Schmitt

Right?! -Sam

TBR Schmitt

HAHAHA

TBR Schmitt

It is a beautiful archway! -Sam

TBR Schmitt

😂

TBR Schmitt

Three Panel Daniel’s Nightmares

TBR Schmitt

You will have to watch the Carrie reaction for reference

Duncan

Oh that's Jesus! I thought it was Valak 😬

mikethemotormouth

"We all go a little mad sometimes."

mikethemotormouth

Burn it! 🔥 for the love of god , go and remove it from that house immediately and burn it.

Duncan

Where is the video of this explanation?

James

Oh yeah..Bart should’ve been torched a looooong time ago and that is a morbid picture of Jesus lol

Brian Anthony

I know you're afraid they're gonna come back and haunt you, but if you don't get rid of that painting, your baby is gonna grow up with the same fear. You have to break the cycle even if that means a showdown with Jesus in the shower. Be strong and godspeed!

Jimmie V

🤣😂🤣

Athos Count de la Fère

Anyone who hasn't watched that reaction yet is going to think you two went insane.

Jeffrey Miller

Bart is clearly just waiting for his moment to strike.

Brad P

Beautiful print. 😊🙏✝️

Paul Spacone

But he made too many enemies... Hooray for Peter Pumpkin

Guston Zimasheen

Hahhaahhaa

Shaun2342!

Yikes!

VivendoBem

I think you should DESTROY Bart. Burn him, shred him, put him in a wood chipper. Don't give him a body to return to! Protect your future generations! Btw, this was one of the funniest stories you've told on the channel. Make it a Short on YouTube intercut with the real doll. 🤣🤣

Ellie Miller

IYKYK...but I don't know. I DO KNOW that that's a beautiful archway.

Anthony Perez

I totally get this. I'm one of the cool people, I swear.

Tostito Buddy

What am I looking at? That is some freaky shit Lol

Edgar Gonzalez

Ok...am I freaked out? Yes. Cause I'm watching you guys react to JFK and now this?

Anthony Perez

What is this? Three Panel Crimes?

Jason Dolan


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