The Fake Iɳcest Harem For Cowards (Uncensored)
Added 2025-08-04 02:10:01 +0000 UTCComments
Deeply appreciate Queen Bee catching that stray.
Spicymancer
2025-09-14 16:06:28 +0000 UTCI heard that whole "Chat GPT" would give him as protagonist, and I took it for a challenge! (an incredible easy challenge because I do practically nothing, just my kind of challenge) and… and I think you were absolutely raight this was the output (edited for brevity): Name: Haruto Yamada Average High School/College Student → Not too smart, not too dumb, not too athletic, but somehow good enough at everything to impress the girls. Nice Guy™ → Always accidentally walking into awkward situations (bathroom door opens, towel slips, trip-and-fall). "I don’t get why they like me" → Completely oblivious to the fact that every girl is in love with him. Secret Soft Edge → He actually has one hidden trait: he cooks really well (cue domestic bonding scenes). Backstory: He didn’t want the situation, but now he’s the glue holding this chaotic household of beautiful girls together. Generic tragic flavor: maybe his biological mom died when he was younger, which makes him extra protective and considerate toward family. Appearance: Brown, messy hair (not too long, not too short). Average height, average build. Always in a school uniform or hoodie. The only unique feature: maybe he has slightly sharp eyes, which makes people think he looks intimidating… but he’s actually a soft-hearted cinnamon roll. Personality Traits: Awkward but kind – trips into compromising situations, apologizes 100 times. Reluctant leader – all the stepsisters look to him during family disputes or daily problems. Dense as a neutron star – does not realize obvious affection until the very end. Secret competence – shockingly good cook, decent at cleaning, dependable in emergencies. Harem Setup Lives with 3–5 step-sisters (all different tropes: tsundere, kuudere, genki girl, etc.). Each girl has a unique hobby or quirk (idol, gamer, bookworm, sporty type). Haruto is constantly pulled into their antics—study sessions, shared chores, cultural festivals, summer trips, and the inevitable beach and hot springs episodes. Catchphrases: "Eh? W-What’s going on?!" "Wait, this isn’t what it looks like!" "I-I just got lucky, that’s all…" (internal monologue) Why does this always happen to me…?
Omar Luciano Lopez
2025-08-16 18:30:43 +0000 UTCRiffing on Walter Sobchak in The Big Lebowski: "Say what you want about the terrible, rage-inducing characters in Rent A Girlfriend, at least they are characters."
David M Hungerford III
2025-08-06 02:56:28 +0000 UTCHey! You are allowed to like crap! Don’t apologize for what you like! Just enjoy it! The customer is always right in matters of taste! Even if you know it’s objective bad, you are allowed to enjoy something. I watch The Room every year with my friends, and it is a blast. Nobody gets to tell you your opinion. Do whatever you can to enjoy the time you’re here. 🖤
VHX_Prototype
2025-08-05 18:32:44 +0000 UTCI am so sorry to disappoint the anime pope, but I liked it. Everything you said is objectively correct and your roast made me laugh my ass off. But I may have still liked it.... Im sorry!!!
ArchravenXIII
2025-08-05 01:14:53 +0000 UTCalso how good that swivel shot thing was compared to the show it's summarizing
Tentia Poe
2025-08-04 23:04:13 +0000 UTCWow, I knew this show was gonna be bad, but not this bad... Also, love the bizarro-world 'What's in an OP' section where it's dissecting how an under 2 minute intro foreshadows just how terrible the actual show's content is gonna be with practically every frame.
Crabeleton
2025-08-04 22:05:42 +0000 UTCDevious Geoff, finding a way to get angry at Rent-a-Girlfriend without actually watching Rent-a-Girlfriend. Why are angry negative reviews so fun?
PerfectBeige
2025-08-04 22:03:26 +0000 UTC“Unfertilizied egg on his face” hahahahahahahah
n0zarrr
2025-08-04 18:26:35 +0000 UTCWould it be possible to put the ads at the end of the video in the patreon edition? That way they would be easier to skip for someone not interested in them, but anyone that wants to see them can still do it.
Fakey McMadeup
2025-08-04 06:58:59 +0000 UTCI knew it. I said it. I said Shiunji Family would be a waste of my time. I knew something written by Reiji Miyajima wouldn’t be worth the convenience store HB pencil its first line was written OR drawn with. And, as if by magic, Geoff-kun has stayed me from making such an awful mistake. I thank you for your service, great Geoff… I shall continue to watch and read Mikadono Sisters like I’ve been doing all week because that series is, as you correctly promoted, the goat.
James Morgan Belcher
2025-08-04 06:17:22 +0000 UTCI love the Venture Bros and your 21 and 24 voices are spot on!
Nick Cameron
2025-08-04 05:10:10 +0000 UTC"I mean, I usually take a gander at the shows he talks about, even if he's telling me they suck. Wait. The dad is Elon? And that's supposed to be a good thing? Nope. I'm out."
VHX_Prototype
2025-08-04 03:46:37 +0000 UTCFunny as freak of a roast
Kg the Agent
2025-08-04 03:11:10 +0000 UTCThe Mike Wizouski bit made me choke on my coffee
Axelieus Kresnik
2025-08-04 02:44:00 +0000 UTCFrist
Joseph Misinec
2025-08-04 02:17:31 +0000 UTC
