Alex's SOUR GRAPS: Raw 3/22--Future Wasted Potential
Added 2021-03-24 02:02:56 +0000 UTCWell, FastLane happened, and now there are no more pit stops on the road to WrestleMania.
Sure, there might still be unnecessary rematches, terrible booking, and nonsensical plot devices, but NO MORE PIT STOPS!
Oh, and also there's a Zombie Demon Clown, brought back from the dead by his Sexually Infantilized Necromancer Girlfriend.
But none of that matters because RHEA RIPLEY'S HERE! (To immediately lose to Charlotte as soon as her COVID clears up.)
Everything sucks. Let's talk about it.
video: https://youtu.be/rDTaHAk7c8c
Comments
The Big Dirty Dawg Alex Paw-lowski doesn't take days off from being angry at sports entertainment. As for me, your experience worries me since I get mine next week and have to immediately work a full day and drive an hour home after, but I'm still excited to finally feel relieved.
Michael Adams
2021-03-24 04:37:07 +0000 UTCSince the whole thing is very Scooby Doo he should have said "Zoinks!" or "Jinkies, it's the f-f-f-fiend!" instead. Let's scatter, gang!
Michael Adams
2021-03-24 04:32:13 +0000 UTCI CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO MENTION THIS: When the Fiend first climbed up from under the ring, just as they were showing the first close up of the new burnt mask, Byron Saxton says: "Oh my gosh. It's The Fiend!" oh. my. "gosh." I might have to watch WrestleMania on mute. --Alex
Fightful Select
2021-03-24 04:16:25 +0000 UTCAfter my first COVID shot I was tired as hell. Alex gets his first shot and does a 2 hour show without lemonade or Sprecher. Out. Work. Everyone.
Wallace Koalis
2021-03-24 04:08:12 +0000 UTC
