Alex's SOUR GRAPS: Raw 3/15--You Can't Do That On Television
Added 2021-03-17 02:38:49 +0000 UTCLast night on RAW, Drew got his revenge on Miz, Bobby put Sheamus in his place, the New Day got new titles and new opponents for WrestleMania, Bad Bunny traded the 24/7 Title for a lunchbox, Asuka got her (violent) groove back, and Mustafa Ali continues to suffer for his art.
But mostly, there was slime.
Buckets and buckets of slime.
Everything sucks. Let's talk about it.
Video: https://youtu.be/PBbmkwBJ-8c
Comments
It sounds like *you* might be Shane's Slime Guy, with all the info you're spouting. "Hey, Wally. It's Shane. I need 10 gallons of the good stuff, at ringside in 40 minutes. Can you make it happen? ... Aw, you're a life saver, Wally. That's why you're my Slime Guy." --Alex
Fightful Select
2021-03-18 01:19:45 +0000 UTCMy guess as to why they went with Nickelodeon slime is because they are booking Braun like a dumb childlike thing and the slime is a dumb childlike/childish thing. Which fits since the whole angle is dumb and childish, particularly the McMahon part.
Jeff Brown
2021-03-17 17:25:43 +0000 UTCFor those of us that can’t afford our own slime guy, it’s available in 8 oz concentrated powder packets that you mix per 1 gal of chosen vegetable oil. These packets can be found at any participating Children’s Palace and KB Toys. Source: infomercial promoted by Barf Ba... errrr (*checks notes*) I’m sorry, that’s Barth Baggs. I’ve heard rumors you can also activate the powder by saying “water” but the mixture doesn’t come out as viscous as seen on tv.
Wallace Koalis
2021-03-17 04:18:34 +0000 UTC
