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Alex's SOUR GRAPS: Raw 1/25--Billion Dollar Botch Job

Vince McMahon hates all of you.  

He gives you the worst product possible, and he is laughing all the way to the bank, to the tune of a billion dollars.  

Vince has no idea who's going to win the Royal Rumble, and therefore, he has no idea who's going to main event freaking WrestleMania.  

And still he got paid a billion dollars. 3 separate times, actually.  

Raw sucked, of course, and we'll talk about that, too.  

Everything sucks. Let's talk about it.

Video: https://youtu.be/EkyT0UGTB8k

Alex's SOUR GRAPS: Raw 1/25--Billion Dollar Botch Job

Comments

Bad Bunny is a big get. He's huge right now. Is a wrestling fan. and is VERY VERY good politically

Anthony Romano

I plan to avoid possible spoilers for #30 reveal but I highly doubt Michael Cole let’s me get 5 min into the overall show without reminding me a dozen times “remember tonight (OVER EXAGGERATED ANNOUNCED NAME) will be entering at number 30 tonight! What does that mean for the other 29 entrants in what is sure to be an epic event!”

Wallace Koalis

Epic lead in tonight! I know he’s probably channeling Bruce Wayne but I always preferred the Costanza version of “Let’s get nuts!”

Wallace Koalis

I'm calling it right now. #30 in the Men's Rumble will be Jey Uso because Roman used his influence to get him the last spot. #30 in the Women's Rumble will be Lacey Evan because she used her "influence" with Ric Flair to get that spot.

Michael Grooms

Winning the Royal Rumble lets you main event Wrestlemania? Good God, it's been so long since that actually happened that I genuinely forgot.

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