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Jeremy Lambert's Smackdown Notes

Added 2020-09-19 02:05:03 +0000 UTC

Ugh. This is how we're going to start?
Otis is so angry about accusations that his girlfriend would cheat on him that he made sure to set down his lunchboxes and stomp before picking the lunchboxes back up. PURE ANGER!
Good, beat up Miz instead of doing another match.
John Morrison is checking out Miz' dick.
Oh, it's a plan. Tucker gonna get moved as well?
Don't care about this Lucha House Party stuff. They'll split, maybe feud, be forgotten, and that'll be that.
Cesaro still rules.
Good promo by Uso.
This Matt Riddle stuff is very Bro (that's code for sucks).
Nikki just forgives Alexa. Very good friend. That said, why isn't Nikki questioning Alexa?
YES! GET HER NIKKI!
They got a match *wait for Lacey to get angry and turn* next on SmackDown.
So, Keith vs. Drew again on Raw? Cool. Glad I don't cover that show. Sorry, Denise.
This match is still going?
AHHHHHHAHAHA! Okay, Lacey using hand sanitizer to cleanse the nasty is awesome.
Cool finish
Just put the clown mask on already, Alexa. Your Sister Abigail is already better.
Maaaaan, WWE video packages continue to rule.
Sasha's injury is a broken heart
AHHHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!! That Bayley attack ruled.
Referees should be held accountable for their mistakes.
Jeff drank his gatorade this week.
Oh this lawsuit bit does not seem good.
I was correct, this lawsuit bit is not good.
BIG E IS OMAR!
Strong and semi-silent Roman makes me swoon.
Roman did the Braun chair throwing spot and it's still awesome.
Missed the barricade spots. Now they'll be used more than the ladder match.
Roman has very good facials.
Roman's teeth. That's it. That's the note.
This Roman and Uso stuff is awesome. More stuff like this. Less stuff like Otis.
Good Time Scale Rating: YAAAAAAAA WHO (that's the sound in the Uso theme, which is a banger)