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🚨NEW MERCH ALERT🚨

Nobody asked, but we answered anyway! We've got two (or four depending how you calculate) new, authorized merch items for sale that you can pre-order right here right now. And don't forget to use discount code SEFFAYFEFFERS when you check out for 10% off at officehours.merchtable.com.

Here's some sentences about this swag to further entice you:

Embrace your flower power with a brand new "Office Flowers" shirt designed by bonejelly available in lagoon blue tie dye or good ol' natural.

Say "Good Horning" and "What's Sip, Everybody" twice a day every day with the Sunny Morning Mug Two-Pack. This stunning pair of thick, diner-style mugs is the only item(s) that's fully endorsed by both Doug and Vic featuring their patented catchphrases. Technically you can buy each mug individually for a slightly higher unit price, but why risk upsetting 1/3 of the trinity!

Third of all (or fifth) is a stern warning to rotten egg Phil Braun who somehow infiltrated our merch store. Phil, you are hereby ordered to remove your poorly designed, probably low quality cotton "Working Hours" shirt from our store immediately! This item is NOT FOR SALE and is NOT AUTHORIZED.

SHOP NOW AT officehours.merchtable.com!


Thank you for listening and we'll see you live on THURSDAY 8/8 at 10am PT (1pm PT) with Dudesy's Will Sasso & Chad Kultgen on the pod! 😘

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Comments

i wish working hours shirt had the UNAUTHORIZED on there - take my money 💰

bobbie parsley

I really like the jummies

Matt James

Ok looks like it updated to include USPS so I'm seeing the same thing now, not sure what was going on yesterday. Ordered

patrickduffy

Got to represent working hours

revshaw

Hahahaha

Hanz

I seriously need a Jummies shirt, DOUG!!

Hanz

I'm seeing $8.45 to North Carolina. $10.27 if I add the mug two pack.

Tim Heidecker

I’m like Dylan!

Carol

Finally some good merch! That shirt fantastic

Jimjim

"WAKE THE FUCK UP!"

Mars Hottentot

Got the Mug Pack. Will probably be back for the shirtz

Mars Hottentot

I'm delighted for the teamsters union and all that but ordering from Europe ever since is kiiilling me. How about nobody has jobs? Let's just get rid of all jobs... Should go fine.

ToddUmptious

Your merch looks kinda shabby next to the Working Hours stuff. Maybe you should've separated Phil's prestige merch to a later post so everything else doesn't look like it just rolled out of bed. #teardowntheban

ToddUmptious

“Yes, we can hear you”

Joss Humberstone

Shipping cost is killing me. Biden’s America!

Shawn Morones

Standard shipping for the working hours shirt is $18 to NC??

patrickduffy

Will the black sticker "I Like Having Fun.." make a comeback?

Lindsey Taylor

Blah, I just ordered the old one. :(

Rok Pregelj

Shame on Phil for sneaking his tasteless joke into your merch store (I'll take 10)

Darius Hahn

Might want to alert the FTC about Phil's illicit merchandise.

Angelo Mike

Prescription juggs

JAYDIOHEAD

Tim needs catchphrase for a mug.

Zach Searcy

Definitely getting some of this!

Justin Coble


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