Wait, something presented as sweet and innocent but seems really uncomfortable in retrospect? That's so unlike CCS! But seriously, there's plenty of anime that could have triggered a reverse Homestuck reference, but Card Captor Sakura was probably the one I least expected.
And yes, for those of you keeping track, I am skipping episodes again. This is from episode 7, because even MY snarkiness failed to come up with a usable joke about Sakura's dead Mom. And Lord knows, I really TRIED to make a gag out of that pork bun.