No. No I do not. You just wait for when I head down to AWA later this year, we'll be lucky if I can avoid spontaneously taking a drive through the mountains at some point.
Also, just for the record, if you know perfectly well that there's a fairly large amusement park at the exit you're planning to get gas at, JUST KEEP DRIVING. 'Cos holy crap, everything around Carowinds was a ZOO. That seems like it should be obvious... and I'm sure to a person who actually LEARNS from things, it would be. But this is me we're talking about!