Once Upon a Former Nerd
Added 2023-01-16 18:21:36 +0000 UTCOnce upon a time he was just a skinny nerd with aspirations of becoming an award winning biologist be finding the cure for some rare disease or even cancer. But I stopped those dreams in his tracks when we became dormmates freshman year. I started recommending self help study tapes laced with my signature dumb jock subliminal programming. Now it's senior year and he's since swapped majors to kinesthesiology, hits the gym 6 days a week, and dreams of being on the cover of men's health magazine. Another potential competitor taken down!
