Tobias vs Berdly - Early Audio

DumbShlop as Tobias

Eddiefrb as Berdly

Berdly:

With us two grouped together, I may not get an A

I will not associate with a jock who’s a snake

He’s got wealth but not of knowledge; he’s rich with green and envy  

His parents may be affluent but he can’t pick up Penny

Your concept of camaraderie is contact with my buttcheek

You look like a neanderthal, bro, why you acting Sussie?

Rainbow-coloured hussy, frankly, you disgust me and the ladies too

You won’t be my partner and certainly not my player 2

Berdly, Berdly, baby, the c-c-c-crowd pleaser

Masami blew you off ‘cuz you’re a m-m-mouth breather

How’s your sister, Wilson? At ease, I shan’t be courting her

That girl is so boring, even the Void is devoid of her

Tobias:

I’m part of a class you would not be instructing

Ain’t the teacher’s pet usually, like, a hamster or something?

Seems I’ve been challenged to a duel, but we’re skipping the joust

‘Cuz if I beat you bumping my track, you might dip and crash out

Bro, with your brown-nosing principles, I see why you’re ignored

You started simping for your Queen and now you’re stuck on this cord

You built a statue of yourself and it’s disgusting to view

You must be wearing a diaper because you’re chunkin’ the deuce, man

You’re lame, Noelle has made it clear

Susie’s got her by the reigns, like hell she’ll be your dear

Listen here, don’t you talk about my sister, she’s in college and she’s fine

And I doubt that she’ll see Dess, but I told her to said hi

Berdly:

Your faux excuses, try ‘em, we know this dude is lying

The scope you’re viewing life in is cope, it’s too biased

Only time you make Good Points is when helping with chores

There’s no room left in Kris’ party, but there’s plenty in yours

How can you be a ladies’ man when there’s no chick to your name

You’re like a peacock, gallivanting and then quick to refrain

You’re not a leader, you’re a Loser, there’s no switching your place

The only one who gives an F is Simian with your grades

Tobias:

Well, getting the cold shoulder is better than cold turkey

I’m not taking dating advice from iceburghley

You play games, I make gains, you button press, I bench press

You would pass out way before passing a single of my strength tests

Noelle turned you into proceeds for a bank in the snow

You beat her in the spelling bee so she cast one she didn’t know

Now, go on, get your beauty sleep, chill at 32 degrees

Nice try, dude, but you’ll still never be as cool as me