You said to me, "You like it darker. See how the other half lives." I was drunk. I wanted to make out with a girl to get my boyfriend revved up. One kiss and you slipped the bell around my neck. I woke up to dark hair instead of blonde, tats I never got, and all I can think about is burying my head between your legs. Swap me back to my old life, please. Sure, I'll eat you out first. Oh my god, you taste amazing...