"All I said was I wished you were more obedient like the dog. Maybe it's because I was holding this weird collar. I have to admit, it's sexy to see you smiling and panting and nuzzling my crotch. I guess before I wish you back, we could see how long that new tongue is. Good puppy! On second thought, maybe I won't make another wish. Maybe I'll just put this collar around your neck and you can be my puppy forever."