All I wanted was to get a selfie. Then I realized that every time I took one, my boobs got bigger. I love how sexy they are.
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Huh, every time I do it, I feel a little dumber...
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Like, look how fuckin hawt I look...
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Hey, lemme take your pic, too!
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See? You look way hawter already. Wanna fuck or somethin?