"I swear, it's really me - Tyler!"
"But, you're a girl!"
"I know you didn't expect to come home and find your roommate looking like a hot slut. I fucked this gorgeous girl and passed out. When I woke up, I was like this. I couldn't resist her. From the first second I saw her, I knew I had to have her. Wait, why are you looking at me like that? And why can't I stop thinking about your thick cock buried inside me?"