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POV: you hear your roomate flirting to his online girlfriends while cooking

HEWWO MY PWEETY GWEWES! TONIGHT WE STEALL THE MOOOON. ok anyways I finnally had more than 4 hoiurs of sleep and i feel great! AND HOR- SORRY not horrible* but THATS FOR LATER!

Comments

So how was the bacon ??

Marianna

AUSHEN DID YOU ACTUALLY DELETE THE WHIMPERING AUDIO NOOOOOOOO I DONT HAVE THE MONEY FOR THE NSFW TIER PLS GIVE IT BAAAAAAAAACK

Maud

we love you Aushen! please do whatever you need to in order to be safe! please take care of yourself especially if you've been finding it hard to breathe properly with all the smoke! all my love A!

mcxyp

Honestly not surprised about the arson thing. People thrive in chaos to do stupid things… also good for you on staying hydrated and sleeping, I need to do that… also please stop taunting me with bacon, I would do anything for bacon rn…

Marie

"I like it sticky-" Boy, do I have something for you!

Rachel 🦀

😚🤭🥰

kay_darling03🦀

I immediately heard Jake's voice singing this🐕 (ready for my kiss now🙂‍↕️)

Doves🤍

I love you too gorgeous <333

Ira🦀

IRA BABY I love you so muchhhhh😚

Beth

talk him to bed in portuguese HOOOT

Ira🦀

thoughts: - arson ???? - staying hydrated king - 16 hours? the shit i be needing, glad you finally caught up on some sleep pooks - the bacon sizzling SATISFYING - never was there for any of your morning lives, I clearly would neeeever bully you duhhhh - with stuff? 🤨 - GIVE ME THE FKN HAND PICS AUSHEN WHATS A GIRL GOTTA DO I AM ALREADY BEGGING - mutiple times yeah yeah - is tiktok actually getting deleted ? - bacon update, sir - oh y'all he is posting on the other tier WE MAKE HIM NERVOUS BTW - i hope u will be able to breathe better soon - you said you love us three times, i feel very loved now THANKS - we love you too silly <3 - whisper into my ear, and you'll get stick- WHAT - cook for me i am hungry - meow i am glad you are fine see you later moaning 😙🫶🏻🎀💌💓🧚🏻‍♀️

Ira🦀

Came back to say- is Aushen becoming an audio bf?🤭

Liv

BETH MY BEAUTIFUL BETH the pfp the reeeed i am on the floor 🫠 i got so distracted i fully stopped listening to aushen HOOOTTIEEEEE 🫦❤️‍🔥

Ira🦀

GIMME THE HAND PICS RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW GIMEEEEEEE 🫴🏻

Ira🦀

@kay_darling03🦀 I drew something! Where can I send it to you?

Erin

I couldn't if I fried 🎶

Brooke

I’m happy you’re getting the sleep you need. 🖤 I bet the bacon was yummy 😋

Anna Morales

i’m glad to hear that you are doing great and gotten the proper rest. gah breakfast sounds good I don’t normally have time to eat breakfast since I work in the mornings 🫠 I hope you have a good rest of your day though hun!

Hayley

Aushen should start a podcast I just wanna hear him yap

Meh

No actuals... i am an editoe ... for a whole 3 yrs omg... ew im old

Kachoww

Okay maybe not free... like weekly nuggets are great..

Kachoww

I really want more YouTube videos from u🤝 i am an editor.... soooo if u need free help 👉🏍👈 perhaps... MORE YOUTUBE 🙏

Kachoww

I love fucking you too- no wait I fucking love you!!!

Beth

Every time I think of bacon I think of “makin’ pancakes, makin’ bacon pancakes, take some bacon and I put it in a pancake, bacon pancakes that’s what it’s gonna make, bacon panCAKEEEES” If anyone gets the reference I’ll give you a kiss on the mouth 😙

kay_darling03🦀

suddenly my name is “stuff”- SORRY ILL STOP IM SORRY

kay_darling03🦀

Aushelot is canon now that is SO CUTE omg SOMEONE WHO CAN DRAW WE NEED AUSHELOT PLEASE I BEG

kay_darling03🦀

@Lita🎀 Thank you 🥰

Erin

I like how you always come up with unique and fun nicknames omg

Lita 🎀

I love you so much omg

Beth

Okay okay what about an ocelot named Aushelot?????

Erin

I'm happy that you're back again, Aushy because I missed you so muchieeee

Shin

I just woke up from my sleep. It's 11.20 a.m in my country and guess why I woke up so late? Because I watched all of Aushen's youtube videos again. Crazy? I was craz---

Shin

Why did the likes button always that 34 + 35 when I pressed on it--- (is this a sign or... My brain is just brain rotted)

Shin

I’m afraid that after the new audio I won’t be able to type in english 😭

Nayara

Facts!!! He’s letting us dream about it 😩

Nayara

Should we tell him that it would make us really hhor- happy, if he posted more than once a day on patreon 👀

Arya

Aushy WHY ARE YOU SO CUTIE???

Nayara

“Tonight we steal the moon“ — I love this, and you. 💙 Meow bacon meow.

Lady Abigor

Sincerely glad you’re safe, hope you get better sleep, we missed you. Sucks you’re having breathing issues🥺 Don’t worry, we can wait patiently for the fun stuff🤭 and you can post whatever whenever you want, you know we’ll enjoy it🤭💜 The bacon sizzling is 🤌 I’m so hungry…

Liv

Btw... how was the water-bacon? 👀

metamorphosella

Don't go bacon my heart.. 🎶

Claire

Aushen 👏🏻 does 👏🏻 it 👏🏻 all 👏🏻

Nayara

I’m glad you are doing better Aushen🙂 I had a feeling that you were going to “meow” right at the very end😋 I love it when you randomly meow at the end of your videos😂❤️

Ella

bacon sizzling is totally flirty content lol (like y’all said) cause like who wouldn’t want a man that cooks 🤌

BLANCA

Alright we’ll wait I guess… foreplay is important

Arya

Aushen “comes last?” Ride

Nayara

You did say you were going meow in the next time... I'm betting on it lol

Nayara

@Nayara that would be interesting 🤔

Erin

Beth, I can't get over that pfp. Everytime I see it, I'm doing a double take again 🤤 I love fucking you. I mean... I fucking love you!

metamorphosella

Well, bacon can be used to flirt LMAO

Nayara

Exactly the way it should be 🤭

Claire K

Only the notifications come later for Aushen

Nayara

let’s just use this 🤓

Beth

Aushen "comes later" Ride 😏

Claire

Maybe a mix of all three?

Nayara

Just to keep in line with the theme pick-up lines 🤣

Nayara

Aushen: "PWEETY GWEWES! TONIGHT WE STEALL THE MOOOON." Pretty Girls: "AAAAAHHHH!!!!" *insert non existing minion emojis* 🙌🙌🙌

metamorphosella

my mind went so dirty

Beth

I hope you have a great day too! Stay safe!!! Drink water and come later… I mean, take care of yourself 😌😉

Nayara

The laugh before that! Hahahah I love him

Nayara

how did I only just click the “I will come later” 😳😳

Beth

The good kind of bad But also bad 🤣❤️

Claire

I mean... it works

Claire

@kay_darling03🦀 I love that idea! Like a cat body but no fur just crab meat and shell

Erin

hehehehe

Beth

How bad? LOL I thought that was funny hahaha

Nayara

@Arya Yes! This is a good one

Erin

"Gwee wees" 🙃

Claire

Excuse me??? That new pfp!!! How dare you be so fucking hot? I need to pick my jaw up from the floor! I am fucking sat for you! 🌹

metamorphosella

IS THIS HOW FLIRTING GOES THESE DAYS

Arya

We are already overcooked for him

Claire

Aushen flirting: *records bacon sizzling* 😅

metamorphosella

*forehead slap* NAY That's bad, lmao

Claire

Pweety gwewes is a new one, okay I like it Picasso 💅 does that make you a pweety bwewe? 🤭

kay_darling03🦀

So, you like bacon. Wanna strip? 😏

Nayara

Oh this is the shit I wanna know, I think a cat because of the meowing, but perhaps with the color palette of a crab, what would he pick as a fursona name? Perhaps Rider? That would be fun 😂

kay_darling03🦀

Every time you posted or updated during this it was like that one TikTok sound “MY SHAYLAAA MY SHAYLAA”. In your head it’d be more like “OHHH AUSHENN” but still I missed you (we all did) 💗

Claire K

Do (me) multiple times Sorry!

Nayara

If only they knew is so real

Arya

By saying that: hand pics? YES PLS SIR

Nayara

Fish fish fish

Arya

We are never gonna complain about anything that you post during the day/afternoon/night. Really. We all love your content... every single one, and the time... it doesn' matter. Don't feel bad of anything... just for you to know. <3

Nayara

I can be extra crispy for him

Arya

It makes it extra crispy..?

Claire

Hey everyone I have a really important question that I need everyone to take seriously and answer including Aushen. What do you guys think Aushen’s fursona would be? My top 3 are cat, frog, and crab :)

Erin

"If only they knew" Your wives know though 😉

Claire

Please be safe if you have to go out, Aush ❤️

Claire

I’m intrigued

Arya

"Doing stuff with stuff' Ayo

Claire

Thank you Al 🫶 I love you pookie!

Claire K

I mean… is there a reason you meowed to your bacon 👀

Arya

Can we go to the bank with you? 🥺

Erin

I adore you! 🤭

AlBlamb

“I’ll cum later” What a coincidencr, me too!! We should do this together 🫦

Nayara

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Ff6jw3/

AlBlamb

Yes!! His tiny little “bacon bacon”

Regan the Rebel💜

Omg yass! The bird that’s trying to whisper it?? SO CUTE.

AlBlamb

“Doing stuff” I really hope you say clearly what is “doing” and “stuff” 😏

Nayara

Missed you Aush! I'm so glad you're okay!! ❤️❤️

Kaitlyn

Aushen podcast is back 💕

Diana

It's so sad I don't have anyone to cook for me, I don't have money but I can uh play video games with you idk

xhvbx🦀

YES!! But also the bird on TikTok/insta reels

Regan the Rebel💜

Why is it that my notifications always come late. Unlike me— Omg who said that 😱

Claire K

Eating bacon asmr????

Erin

https://youtu.be/cUYSGojUuAU?si=-oEAbdF7q27JdSVv

AlBlamb

I already commented a link to someone else’s comment, SO YES. 🤝

AlBlamb

OoOoO AaAausheEenNn I missed your voice tall and handsome guy 🫶🏻

Nayara

Our online boyfriend is so cute and I can’t believe he cooked for us 🥰 please send us each a piece of bacon in an envelope in the mail 💖

Erin

Aushen excited about the bacon, really cute 🤭 And oh how i missed hearing your random meows 😺 MMEOWW

Lita 🎀

Please tell me you know what it’s from (there’s 2 right answers)

Regan the Rebel💜

It’s so nice to hear ya sound more like you, seriously. IM SO HAPPY YOU HAVE SLEPT AND ARE DRINKING WATER THANK YOU also yeah push extra water while the air quality sucks especially if you already can’t breath the best, please, also I gotta know how that bacon was cause it sounded so insane it made me hungry 😂 We love you too Aushen, biggest hugs sweet boy <3

kay_darling03🦀

You get me! 🥰

AlBlamb

I’m glad that you could sleep and you’re great! If the air is still bad, please wear a mask to avoid inhaling the smoke or something

Nayara

Oh I missed the Aushen Podcast

Inês ♡

considering I have no flirting skills, this would be my way of flirting 🧍🏻 either yapping or asking what type of bread they like- ;-;

sarcatsticx

A man can cook, can make me laugh and can turn me on at the same time>>>>>>

Arya

Aushen’s laugh is so cute ♥️♥️ love u lots aushen!!! Glad to know u get some rest!

Maham Rana

Glad you are safe and feeling better darlin 💜💜

Arna Bjorg

Listening to this while doing my makeup in the sink, lol I missed you so much Aushen🩵💜

Regan the Rebel💜

Hope I'll be awake for the cooking live, IM ALWAYS ALSEEP WHEN YOU DO LIVE 😫

Heichou

Not the fake squeal with the bacon frying 🥹😂

Sinsin271

We love a guy that cooks 🤭😋

Regan the Rebel💜

Anyone from America here who hates Congress for banning TikTok? 🖐️💀

Claire K

LMAO THIS 👆🏻

Arya

That bacon sound delicious, but not as much as you sweetie 👀

Heichou

💖💖

Kirbygore

I do hope so you’re feeling horny (later)

Nayara

thank you for the cooking lesson, because i can’t cook for shit.

Liv

Awww :( I’m glad you’re getting your sleep back. And this is such a cutesy POV. I’m excited for the audio later 🫶👀 But anyways we eat up everything you do so send those posts our way lmaooo You’re such a sweetheart

Claire K

Oh wait I know what was that weird laugh about lmao

Arya

My favorite breakfast is Aushen.

Heichou

https://youtu.be/cUYSGojUuAU?si=-oEAbdF7q27JdSVv

AlBlamb

This is what my brain does:

AlBlamb

the loud sound of the bacon sizzling cracked me up idk why

Liv

🎶Bacon pancakes, makin bacon pancakes🎶

Regan the Rebel💜

bacon? no, i prefer YOU for my breakfast

Lorena 🦀

i just commented that he didn't need to worry about content 🤡 we really have a FGASNTADSTIC online boyfriend🥰🥰

Lorena 🦀

Wait this was flirting? I guess I am too out of game for a long time….

Arya

Morning cooking lives, drunk lives, sleepy lives he’s done it all LMAO

BLANCA

I love the random meow throughout the audio

Slaynie

Oh right right😉

Brooke

I’m only hearing bacon, bacon and bacon

Arya

Hoping the bacon turned out better than the one you posted on your story a while back ( burnt to the core 😭)

BLANCA

How many pictures you took on Christmas exactly Aushen lmao

Arya

Cooking and recording this at the same time , your multitasking skills are improving lol

BLANCA

Missed your laugh 🥰

BLANCA

You're nsfw tier is so expensive..

Deaths Angel

We love you too Aush, we've missed you 🫶 Have a wonderful day!

Claire

How did the bacon turn out? 🤤

Brooke

Let’s not act like 4 hours of sleep isn’t your normal, but yay!!!

BLANCA

what BROOKIE said

Beth

I’m hungry now…

Arya

auido😭😭 you’re so cute

Beth

auido**

Aushen Ride

I’ll cum later too

Arya

We love you too, Aushen 🩷

Brooke

Not horrible indeed

Arya

“even tho i like it stick-“ he’s so back guys

Beth

oh I missed hearing those lil meows

Beth

I'm jealous of that amount of sleep lmao

Claire

The audio will come later and so will I

Brooke

I have no clue what you’re talking about👀

Beth

Beth that pfp🫠

Brooke

I luv u too

Beth

“doing stuff, with stuff” naughty naughty boy

Beth

the sizzling sound was so satisfying

Beth

a video you say…

Beth

your voice is so cute

Beth

HELLO

Beth


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