Zabuza's S.Adventures 36

Zabuza’s S.Adventures

Chapter 36

-VB-

If he spent the night making love to Haku, then he spent the morning in bed with Eri and Tayuya. He also spent an hour with his three babies before leaving to attend today’s meeting.

When he arrived at the Hokage Tower, he found himself getting greeted by Anko of all people.

“Hey, how’s the biggest stud in the village doing?” she asked him with a grin while waggling her eyebrows.

Well, if she wanted to do it that way. “Why, do you want to join me?” he asked in turn, wanting to see if she could take half as much as she could dish out.

She paused, looked at him, and gave him a once-over.

“I mean, you’re not Gai-”

He raised a hand up as he closed his eyes to process those words for a moment. Anko stopped, much to his surprise. “Alright, why the sudden comparison with the Green Beast?” he asked her, honestly curious and apprehensive of both asking the question and receiving an answer. It wasn’t that he feared Gai. He respected the man for his combat prowess.

Not so much his fashion sense. No, not just a fashion sense but common sense.

If anyone tells him that the Green Beast wore green spandex because Konohagakure was in a forest, then he would punch them in the face. He didn’t want to hear an excuse for the spandex, not the man.

“Well, you know me, I’m blunt, right?” Anko asked.

He nodded slowly. He knew because he’s heard a lot of things about her in the bars. A sadist and loner by nurture, she was a loyalist at heart who stayed true to her village even after her teacher left her twisted.

She could be conniving, one had told Zabuza.

She could be sneaky, another had added.

But always an expressive sadist, they had said together.

Now faced with the woman herself without anyone around to distract the sadist, he wondered if she was thinking about having fun with him in the T&I Department. It wouldn’t be anything he hadn’t seen in the Mist.

“Well, I’m a grown woman and I realized that I don’t have a man to call my own,” she whined. She hopped over to his left and gave him a nudge. “And you have a lot of girls already. Interested in one more?”

He rolled his eyes. “Why me?”

“Aside from the fact that you’re a stud who can keep three women satisfied day in and day out?” she asked him with a raised eyebrow.

“Yes.”

“Well, I don’t wanna saddle up with a old guy who’s weaker than me,” she whined as she pulled away from him before knowingly lightly jiggling her metal mesh covered tits. “And you’re a stud; you aren’t satisifed with just three. I can see it in your eyes.”

He knew that her nipples poking at the mesh was an intentional appearance on her part, and she wasn’t wrong. At the same time, she wasn’t completely right, either.

“Lemme just point out,” she quickly added. “I do earn more money than you, so I’m not looking to be a gold digger.”

He nodded slowly.

“Alright,” he took in a deep breath and answered her. “I get that you’re looking but why me? The real reason. There has to be more guys out there.”

She paused and then her smirk dropped.

“Orochimaru.”

“... Ah.”

“Most of the idiots don’t want to associate with me, even if I am loyal,” she grumbled. “The bastard snake is always a looming specter behind me, so most of the flaccid fuckers get scared.” She cupped her tits and made them bounce on her hands. “Who cares if I have great tits and ass? Orochimaru scares them all more.”

She then looked at him and smirked. “But you aren’t scared of him. I could see that. You went and just tried to kick the shit out of the people on the same rank as him.”

“And?”

“What do you mean ‘and’?” she asked as she spread her arms to the side. “Not interested?”

She did look good.

“... If you just want someone to hang out with, then ask the Sarutobi heir and his girlfriend.”

She laughed. “Oh man, that’s a new kind of rejection,” she chuckled but Zabuza noticed the disappointment under her tone. Not that he cared. It wasn’t as if she was his student, prisoner, or family.

“Why only look among the ninjas?” he asked her.

She scoffed. “I already told you. I don’t wanna be with a who’s weaker than me,” she scowled. She tapped her feet a few times before pouting at him. “You sure you don’t wanna try at least?”

He rolled his eyes. “Ask me again after this meeting.”

-VB-

“Our last ambush against the Akatsuki failed,” Godaime Hokage Uzumaki Kushina announced to the jounins in meeting.

Zabuza sat at the left edge of the assembled jounins.

“However, we have two names and faces to go with the Aktasuki now: swirling orange-masked man with spiky black hair Tobi and Deidara, formerly of Iwagakure.”

Their images, or the best impression of them, was unfurled from a scroll by ninjas standing next to her desk.

“Deidara’s specialty is explosive ninjutsu, but that doesn’t mean he can’t transform his explosive clay into other materials, as we have encountered with his explosive clone. You will all receive the file we have on Deidara. As for this Tobi, we have no information, just the fact that he is capable of dodging attacks he doesn’t even notice or that he can ‘warp’ away. Our current plan, if you are to fight him, is to use unconventional attacks like poison mist. He has to breath sometime, so -.”

Zabuza allowed himself to relax as he listened to Kushina talk.

“Zabuza.”

“Hai.”

Hmm, when did the meeting almost end? He thought he just closed his eyes.

“You will be in charge of Company Dai. You will be patrolling eastern border.”

He nodded.

Company Dai was new ninja company made from Mist refugees. Just as he had shown to be trustworthy, they were to prove themselves as well.

And if it meant fighting their persecutors from over the seas, then they would fight.

-VB-

A/N: Just like Naruto has timeskip, this story will also see a timeskip soon.