Zabuza's S.Adventures 4: Unexpected

Zabuza’s S.Adventures
Chapter 4: Unexpected Resettlement

-VB-

Zabuza cocked an eyebrow at the woman in front of him before bursting out into laughter. 

He was apparently the Fifth Hokage’s “type.”

“I did not expect the Fifth Hokage, the Fiery Habanero of Konoha, to be so … desperate~,” he teased. 

Fiery Habanero of Konohagakure was a nickname used by many Kiri-nin during the Third Shinobi War. While the achievements of the Fourth Hokage often outshined everyone else, no one who faced the woman in front of him forgot about her. With a round face, violet eyes, and red hair, she was a beauty that bewitched as many as she left broken and dead. A powerhouse that dueled and drawed against Kumogakure’s jinchuriki.

The Kyuubi Jinchuriki.

All Zabuza saw was a pair of knockers that rivaled the Slug Sannin.

He had his ass kicked by this woman before and from the few prior encounters, he knew that she wasn’t the type to flip her shit over a few words.

She pouted instead. “I had to raise a daughter all on my own, and none of the guys around me want to go on a date with me because I’m their Hokage,” she complained.

“I’m surprised that you are this … open with me.”

She smirked. “I have my ways of determining who’s trustworthy or not. Besides, this isn’t exactly classified information or anything like that.”

He raised an eyebrow. 

“Besides, you’re looking to settle down, right? You have that tired look other missing ninjas have when they come to us for asylum.”

Damn, she’s sharp. “So you’ll just accept someone like me into your village?” he asked incredulously. 

“Of course not! There are procedures to follow and mind walks to be had.”

Zabuza shuddered. “I have to let a Yamanaka have a field day in my mind, huh? Pull out some Kiri state secrets and whatnot?”

She winked at him with that ever present grin. “You got it. We’ll not exactly a free haven or anything stupid like that.”

It made sense. By willingly allowing Konoha to extract state secrets, it made him and others like him complicit in the act of foreign espionage, which made them traitors - on top of their desertion - which made it harder for them to flee from Konoha in the first place.

Who would take in a deserting traitor?

Konoha, maybe, because they were compassionate idiots (who had a record of “re-educating” those who they took in to stay with them until they died) and no one else.

This was, actually, one of Konoha’s open secret weapons; those who come to Konoha can find “friendship” “companions” and “stability” that doesn’t exist elsewhere. It made tired veterans like himself want to stay.

It also helped that Konoha had an abnormally high percentage of young single beautiful civilian women that just made “accidents” and settling down easier, which led to Konoha’s second open secret weapon: nigh unending manpower.

The people got it on a lot here.

Like a lot.

Brothels were common in Konoha, and they were all regulated by the Hokage, and all orphans were taken in by the Konohagakure government and made into fresh genin in twelve years. No one else had the luxury of doing that. Sure, all villages possessed a higher number of women than men, trained ninja or not, because men tended to die more on the battlefield. But only Konoha had the minimum level of organization and funding to use that to lure in more ninjas from elsewhere and bolster their numbers of financially backed orphans. 

Hungry orphans didn’t make for a good ninja.

“So what do you say? A date with me tomorrow at lunch?” she asked with that vulpine grin.

He sighed. “You know what? Sure, sure,” he replied as he stood up. “Man, this is not how I expected this to go.”

She laughed. “Get used to it. You’ll have plenty of women after your chiseled muscular bad boy vibe,” she said while winking and pushing her sizable assets up for him to marvel.

This was not how he expected this “interview with the Hokage” to have gone.

… But he couldn’t say that he didn’t like the seductive mistress of Konohagakure.

-VB-

A few talks with the bureaucrats later, he walked out of the Hokage Tower with a few sheets of identification paper. Haku, who had been waiting outside, quickly joined his side. 

“How did it go?” she asked him, having gone through her own interview. 

“Nothing much,” he said. “Got myself a date with the Hokage tomorrow.”

Haku stumbled, falling behind for a moment, before she caught back up to him. He snorted at her antics.

“U-Uh, a d-date?” she asked nervously. 

“Yeah,” he replied. After that, they remained silent for the rest of the journey to their new home. 

Their new home was a house in the third borough (west), right next to the commercial and the village-funded ninja residential zone. It was a nicely kept home, too. He pulled out the key he’d received at the Tower and opened the front door. 

It was clean. Huh.

As he stepped through, he pulled out his sealing scroll and dumped its content into the living room. Clothes, furnitures, and a few other accessories they had gathered over the years poofed into existence in a messy pile. 

“Alright,” he spoke up. “Let’s make this home into ours.”

They spent the next four hours arranging the furniture and decorating their new home. At the fourth hour however, Haku just stopped. 

“Oi, what’s wrong?” he asked her, walking up to her when she was just finishing with setting up their shared bedroom. “Haku?” he asked when she didn’t respond.

“D-Do you not need my service anymore, master?” she asked.

He cocked his head to the side. “Ha? Where’s that coming from?”

“Y-You said that you have a date with the Hokage tomorrow…”

“Yeah and?”

“If you’re going on a date with someone beautiful and strong like her, then you don’t need me anymore…”

He stared at her incredulously before he scoffed.

“Master…?”

In an instant, he scooped her up and tossed her onto the bed. She squealed as she landed and bounced on it. “Master, what are you-?!” she stopped when she saw him strip his shirt off. “Master…?”

“I didn’t expect you to be this troublesome, Haku,” he said as he got on the bed, crawling towards her. She laid down, knowing what he wanted from her. “Let me show you that you’re the one who has my full attention.”

That night, they made love. A long love making session where he came into her again and again. He wasted no seed.

They kissed, groped, and embraced each other. 

And Haku learned that her master loved her enough to make his first child with her.