![Unwitness Protection Program - Diseased Residents [Case File 1]](https://img5.nokimo.com/storage/6/xo/dp/fb3178-019e8626-13b1-7ce5-9647-6d2170288aec.png)
Unwitness Protection Program - Diseased Residents [Case File 1]
Added 2025-09-14 01:20:52 +0000 UTC
Comments
like, died
zoof
2025-12-02 18:55:46 +0000 UTCwait is this before or after william
zoof
2025-12-02 18:55:30 +0000 UTCsomething about jrwi and call of cthulu with bugs as the main focus. is anyone else getting deja vu
zoof
2025-12-02 18:48:29 +0000 UTCthe “Isaac how do you feel about open borders bit” absolutely destroyed me also call of Cthulhu is my favorite trpg system and I’m so happy rn, this is giving me huge tma vibes. also a pd prequel?? I’m in heaven
juno is mad
2025-11-16 20:55:42 +0000 UTCJust remembered why the plague is my least fav dbd killer. Grossss
M T
2025-11-14 18:06:16 +0000 UTCi got membership back to watch this HEH
shiloh’s #1 fan fr
2025-10-31 06:58:10 +0000 UTCOh I love this but this is terrifying
ike
2025-10-23 02:04:03 +0000 UTCSo nice to have a woman on the team, because at least now one of them won’t always pick the worst option lol
HeroNotFound
2025-10-12 09:40:38 +0000 UTCWilliam’s pronouns being he/died is diabolical
Red Jukebox
2025-10-10 05:38:54 +0000 UTCDUDE!! funfact!!! the person who made the soundtrack also makes a LOT of silent hill stuff !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fish.ink
2025-10-05 06:18:08 +0000 UTCspoilers THE CHILDREN ARE RATS AND THE RELIGIOUS ARE BUGS
brain_dead_dm
2025-09-29 02:46:48 +0000 UTCThat’s a big word what does it mean
Guitar George
2025-09-27 23:58:06 +0000 UTCListening to this while feeling ill is a trip
Nixahma
2025-09-26 08:03:47 +0000 UTCSPOILERS FOR BITB AND UPP: if I had a nickel for every time condifiction played coc and had a character get infected by the bug-related monster i'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice /ref
updogthepatron
2025-09-26 00:14:49 +0000 UTC"Just, always come home" - Issac's mom "You know I will." - Issac THIS IS A TELLTALE DEATH SIGN ISSAC IS GOING TO FUCKING DIE I JUST KNOW IT
Eggyneer
2025-09-25 00:39:06 +0000 UTClittle change to my theory, the bug vomit has little bugs that slowly turn its host's insides into a sort of stew that the main bug creature(s?) come and eat
Eggyneer
2025-09-25 00:25:41 +0000 UTCbugs on my coc? again?
Avundius Aaablya
2025-09-23 02:19:03 +0000 UTCI'm sorry did these dudes just make a fucking HOMESTUCK reference wth
iamgrigno
2025-09-23 01:12:14 +0000 UTCCharlie's lookin dapper
V g
2025-09-22 15:34:13 +0000 UTCoh man this is so good already
Benjamin L.M
2025-09-21 18:37:33 +0000 UTCGod, this is just the first episode and I am DYING to see more! Very well done!
Minty
2025-09-19 02:54:02 +0000 UTCThe soundtrack is so Silent Hill core i love it
FierceLonk
2025-09-18 22:04:27 +0000 UTC[SPOILER] oh my god,,,, the sick people all have the body of Christ inside themmmm they have bug jesus insidee themmmmmm
Rathew cheeseworth
2025-09-18 02:35:50 +0000 UTCUnwitness Protection Program Be Silent Be Safe And Protect The Unseers OMG I LOVE THIS EPISODE SO MUCH PLZ I BEG FOR MORE CTHULHU ACK!!!!
Flicker Selaphobia
2025-09-18 02:29:47 +0000 UTCBro William Wisp you’ve been gone since my junior year now I’m in my sophomore year of college what a great way to start out. THANK GODDD
lostincarcosa
2025-09-17 17:03:32 +0000 UTCSCREAMING I LOVE THIS SO MUCH OUUGHH GROSS BUGS OUUGHH IT TICKLES MY BRAIN OUUGHH
Crow
2025-09-17 08:06:17 +0000 UTCYo, milo, if you haven't already. Listen to blood in the bayou. It's gas
Sharkzilla
2025-09-17 03:36:54 +0000 UTCThe description of Nora listening to the house was so unsettling. It genuinely creeped me out so bad i had to take a little break. Amazing job with the horror!
Adenine
2025-09-16 23:49:44 +0000 UTCI believe this was recorded a couple months ago while Grizz had covid and had to further delay Riptide
Avander Milford
2025-09-16 16:03:23 +0000 UTCthis that good good shit
piss shivers
2025-09-16 13:04:16 +0000 UTCim on my like…… millionth rewatch already and i only Just Caught will saying “I might have long-covid” at 12:26 😭
Juniebug
2025-09-16 04:12:07 +0000 UTCGo back to the Deadwood is filled with demons reveal in prime defenders I Freaking called it I knew William was a call of Cthulhu character
(Insert Name)
2025-09-15 23:28:02 +0000 UTCtheory, bug pretend to be pastor and has bug vomit in the communion to get people sick, then when they weak enough bug pastor vomit in their face holes or unvomits in their face holes to eat
Eggyneer
2025-09-15 20:45:23 +0000 UTCSo happy for the return of himbo Condifiction
OctolingO
2025-09-15 20:37:25 +0000 UTCOH. MY. GOD.
P0r0k1ng
2025-09-15 13:06:56 +0000 UTCDid you just say... RIPTIDE?? that better not have been a joke or im going to have to make a bizly voodoo doll
Christian Stubblebine
2025-09-15 12:58:41 +0000 UTCEL WIWIII
Finnren
2025-09-15 12:23:15 +0000 UTCThat’s not a surprise at all I fear
QueenPickle
2025-09-15 11:37:11 +0000 UTCTHRIVING with the bug horror rn
Beetle_Teeth
2025-09-15 11:37:00 +0000 UTCSPOILERS So apparently will has a criminal record
Finnren
2025-09-15 10:50:15 +0000 UTCNora is fucking adorable
Finnren
2025-09-15 09:01:07 +0000 UTCEL WIWIWIIII
Sinnamon
2025-09-15 08:13:57 +0000 UTCdude i love it. the universe of prime defenders is like if u had a bunch of different ideas and tropes and smashed them together like rocks
Bonk.ink
2025-09-15 07:50:04 +0000 UTCthere might be some out of character mention of things that have happened in future episodes!! so far there's none in this that i know of !! :^)
Bonk.ink
2025-09-15 07:46:56 +0000 UTCOmg I LOVE IT so far thank god wiwi is back
lostincarcosa
2025-09-15 07:32:04 +0000 UTCTHAT WAS SO COOL
Sunny
2025-09-15 06:25:23 +0000 UTCdo I need to finish prime defenders before this? just don't wanna get spoiled
elizley
2025-09-15 06:12:54 +0000 UTCThis is funny to me being in the universe of prime defenders. vincent is out there with KNIFE and some cthulu stuff is happening. average william wisp subplot moment
Ikarus
2025-09-15 04:07:49 +0000 UTCthe tension in this was actually amazing!
Lenky
2025-09-15 02:55:55 +0000 UTCthis is actually so peak, i cant wait for the rest of it
evan
2025-09-15 02:25:50 +0000 UTCGuys stop giving condi’s characters daddy-issues
QueenPickle
2025-09-15 02:00:24 +0000 UTCDawg the throw up special is crazy
Guitar George
2025-09-15 00:36:47 +0000 UTCpeaktopia population: this campaign
Banditthyme
2025-09-14 22:59:58 +0000 UTCHey, will this not be available through the Podcasts app? (just wanted to know as a usually audio only listener)
Lenky
2025-09-14 21:51:37 +0000 UTCI cant stop being so damn giddy for this whole episode- I love everything about this and I cant wait for the next episodes
Citron
2025-09-14 21:12:34 +0000 UTCHappened to me too around 1:08:40
Bob McBobert The 87th
2025-09-14 20:41:55 +0000 UTCI loevvveee this it reminds me of peak in the bayou w the bugs n shit I needed something likr this again Bizlys horror narration also really hits!!! This is saooo fire
Savetime
2025-09-14 19:17:09 +0000 UTCIm so glad that charlie and condi kept the homoerotic tension between their characters
Mrstealyourdad
2025-09-14 18:11:40 +0000 UTCHUh
I’m-gunna-get-you
2025-09-14 17:48:46 +0000 UTCMy coc is out
forg forg
2025-09-14 17:15:22 +0000 UTCorange goo comes out of infected bug people due to their religious beliefs. me when i played hollow knight right before starting a ttrpg campaign.
CogSentient
2025-09-14 17:14:44 +0000 UTCfinished the ep and immediately restarted it
FlaminFire
2025-09-14 16:05:28 +0000 UTCBruh this is absolutely peak
Newton P
2025-09-14 15:47:31 +0000 UTCY'know, I actually IMMEDIATELY thought it was bugs festering inside of and exploding out of people just because I read a Zombie series when I was younger where exactly that was the cause of it. Good series, only kids under 16 were unaffected so kids had to survive zombie apocalypse. Most of them die.
DeerlyQueery
2025-09-14 15:36:50 +0000 UTCloved this but there was a lot of camera glitches throughout? not sure if this was just me but the video kept glitching visually
Seizuristic
2025-09-14 15:36:07 +0000 UTCGRGRRRAAAAHHG CONTENT OF MY BOY........ THE WOLVES ARE EATING GOOD
ThousandEyedVoid
2025-09-14 14:05:49 +0000 UTCWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWI
stormynoga
2025-09-14 13:34:00 +0000 UTCOk, this is actually kinda awesome
Raymond-is-bread354
2025-09-14 12:53:20 +0000 UTCDUDE this was so fucking good i am HOOKED i cant wait for the next ep!!
ruby
2025-09-14 11:07:17 +0000 UTCBUGS R BACK IN BUSINESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bonk.ink
2025-09-14 09:45:58 +0000 UTCi believe it's a 3 part one shot! :^)
Bonk.ink
2025-09-14 09:45:37 +0000 UTCPlease never use the throw up sound effect again omg
Rained
2025-09-14 08:23:11 +0000 UTCYOO the 2 wolves inside you reference letss goo
bob
2025-09-14 07:41:21 +0000 UTCDodge… 67
Sponsored by Troy
2025-09-14 06:47:38 +0000 UTCOh dam is this pre William wisp lore
bob
2025-09-14 06:27:30 +0000 UTCThis is a new series yes?
bob
2025-09-14 06:25:50 +0000 UTCAHHHH THIS WAS SO FUN!!!! BUGS in my Call Of Cathulu game!?!?
It's Your Boi
2025-09-14 06:23:27 +0000 UTC(Also big spoilers) To be fair they did pretty quickly figure out a cure that is likely viable, and the nebulous canonicity of this in conjunction with William’s mother being infected from the start and the majority of the town likely being infected means that it’s likely treatable (I feel like if hundreds of people all died in such a graphic way in rapid succession then that would have been a bigger deal in PD).
Iklonar
2025-09-14 06:08:38 +0000 UTCEmo charlie is so hot.
Nanashi
2025-09-14 05:47:10 +0000 UTCi do wonder, even though I know this is recorded, where is david (will's brother) in all this? in college? doing business? idk. away, yes. just a question.
Fire Lynn
2025-09-14 05:32:17 +0000 UTCOmg great first episode! I felt sick to my stomach with what was happening... wait-
Strelitzia Mystery21
2025-09-14 05:31:27 +0000 UTCHoly crap I'm hooked
Coco
2025-09-14 04:53:03 +0000 UTCoh God im scared for all of them. (less so william as this does lean into prequel territory) yay for more milo though!!! light spoilers: yay for, even if for the bit, textual i love yous and a maybe of swinging for isaac/will. but fuck. ~~HUGE SPOILERS~~ but the way this is going isaac might die. which is great for angst and tragedy lovers like me but God. though maybe he'll survive, idk. anyway i know it's only the second coc campaign but heh, to bitb in a totally different way.
Fire Lynn
2025-09-14 04:51:41 +0000 UTCYESSSSS (pls excuse me as i go FERAL)
I’m-gunna-get-you
2025-09-14 04:48:24 +0000 UTCjust finished this episode and i am SO EXCITED. THIS PARTY IS SO FUN AND their improv is so silly
Dosario
2025-09-14 04:36:29 +0000 UTCJust wanna say for the people watching this after release, EXTREME EMETOPHOBIA WARNING! Small one word mention from Charlie when visiting the old man's house, and a BIG BIG warning for the end about near 2:48:22
Shadowcat_molly
2025-09-14 04:35:13 +0000 UTCextreme success obv!!
Dosario
2025-09-14 04:33:45 +0000 UTCi just finished it and like. oh my god. this was actually so scary and I had me STRESSED dude im going to be haunted for the entire week. you guys are evil great job
izzy bizzy
2025-09-14 04:26:32 +0000 UTCIt’s great to see that Wiwi’s abysmal luck has infected the entire session
Aerbear
2025-09-14 04:16:16 +0000 UTCi think it’s a patreon issue if i had to guess… but i could be wrong
FISBOWL__
2025-09-14 04:11:18 +0000 UTCi think this is the Worst episode to watch while having a stomach bug (hahaha ohmygod)
Juniebug
2025-09-14 03:52:28 +0000 UTC1:04:15 that actually made me cackle. Like, walking out from work, it’s dark, I’m in the dark parking lot outside my workplace, just straight-up cackled.
Iklonar
2025-09-14 03:44:57 +0000 UTCI can't tell if the glitches on the screen are just my screen or if they're intentionally there
Charlie!!!
2025-09-14 03:24:31 +0000 UTCMilo’s chemistry with everyone has gotten so seamless. She’s so cool and I’m so psyched to finally get this look at Deadwood!!!!
Aerbear
2025-09-14 03:17:32 +0000 UTC1:20:00 all im saying is that one time when my brother was little he fell out my my grandma's 2nd story window and he was literally fine. somehow.
izzy bizzy
2025-09-14 02:47:20 +0000 UTCNora is so cute
CartoonDeathTrap
2025-09-14 02:42:08 +0000 UTCOk this is a really premature conjecture but the fact that we got that Charlie pop-in explanation for the system (especially since CoC’s already been played for Blood in the Bayou so a fairly large portion of patrons would already have a vague idea of how it works) makes me think that a large portion of patron content moving forwards might use non-D&D systems which fuels my copium that Mythborne will return even if only in the form of oneshots.
Iklonar
2025-09-14 02:32:30 +0000 UTCA acorn falls on the officer’s car
Bruh
2025-09-14 02:18:37 +0000 UTCthe silent hill music is so perfect ohmigosh….. it is twigging me out slightly but its so awesome
Juniebug
2025-09-14 02:05:52 +0000 UTCRIGHT?? definitely checking out the music artist after!!
izzy bizzy
2025-09-14 02:04:34 +0000 UTCThe music is amazing
Bruh
2025-09-14 02:02:13 +0000 UTC"Why are you so stiff?" *glances down* "What? No."
Dosario
2025-09-14 01:50:17 +0000 UTCoh wiwi wisp, how i missed you
alextrublii
2025-09-14 01:48:45 +0000 UTCPoshanka!
CartoonDeathTrap
2025-09-14 01:44:58 +0000 UTCImagine the map is another brain
Bruh
2025-09-14 01:41:53 +0000 UTCNot another cornerstore
Bruh
2025-09-14 01:38:44 +0000 UTCYES!!!!!
BonezMcCann
2025-09-14 01:32:02 +0000 UTCIm sleeping late
forg forg
2025-09-14 01:26:22 +0000 UTCHOLY FUCK IM SO EXCITED AND IM PLAYING COC FOR THE FIRST TIME TOMORROW AS WELL ITS COC WEEKEND GUYS
izzy bizzy
2025-09-14 01:26:15 +0000 UTCYAY
uhh
2025-09-14 01:25:59 +0000 UTCYESSSSSSSSS
Sage
2025-09-14 01:25:57 +0000 UTCHUZZAH
evan
2025-09-14 01:24:23 +0000 UTCYIPPEEEE
edit editz
2025-09-14 01:23:45 +0000 UTCBeen waiting to witness this
Citron
2025-09-14 01:23:42 +0000 UTCAND IT’S IRL OH MY GOD!!!!
FISBOWL__
2025-09-14 01:23:29 +0000 UTCWho's here Williamimg they wisp?
M
2025-09-14 01:23:28 +0000 UTCITS HEREEEEEE AAAAAAAAAA
Citron
2025-09-14 01:23:06 +0000 UTCWAAHHOOOOOOOO
Banditthyme
2025-09-14 01:23:03 +0000 UTCBruh
Bruh
2025-09-14 01:22:57 +0000 UTCLETS GOOOO
Kinglion762
2025-09-14 01:22:44 +0000 UTCIT HATH ARRIVEDDDDD
susquatch
2025-09-14 01:22:37 +0000 UTCWOOOO
Noxzk
2025-09-14 01:22:29 +0000 UTCYAY!!
Dosario
2025-09-14 01:22:28 +0000 UTCYAAAAAYYY NORAH IS HERE YAAAY YAHOOOO!!!!!!🩷🩷🩷🩷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🎉🎉🎉🎉
Juniebug
2025-09-14 01:22:25 +0000 UTCLETS FUCKING UNWITNESS OUR PROTECTION 🔥🔥🔥
Eggyneer
2025-09-14 01:22:25 +0000 UTCLET'S GOOOOO I gotta wait to listen to this at work tomorrow tho 😩
DeerlyQueery
2025-09-14 01:22:17 +0000 UTCOMG
lostincarcosa
2025-09-14 01:22:13 +0000 UTCIt’s Here!!!
Druddigon1
2025-09-14 01:22:05 +0000 UTCYIPPEE
Leaf-Whimzy
2025-09-14 01:22:01 +0000 UTCOH YEA LETS GO
Dynamight
2025-09-14 01:21:48 +0000 UTC
