EP 59: BRAIN FARTY, VOICEMAIL TIME
Added 2024-12-12 02:56:33 +0000 UTCAlex and I, as usual, shit talk mormons and answer phonecalls. We love you guys
Comments
those green dragon drinks are fucking crazy
Anne
2025-01-16 07:23:14 +0000 UTC6 minutes in when Alex says “I think it was something denied you as a child” LMFAO
Majik
2025-01-04 00:35:16 +0000 UTCpod feels like a ft call. every bitch with a microphone speaks LA but you guys sound like real humans
benjamoom
2024-12-31 02:45:37 +0000 UTCPLEASE SUBMIT ONEEEE
mae
2024-12-20 02:26:59 +0000 UTCthe “I can’t talk about my past without bitches being uncomfortable” YES!!!!
Mia Partridge
2024-12-17 18:26:00 +0000 UTCpls pls pls— bc relatable if it’s similar to my experience tbh spilllllll if you feel comfortable plsssss
Mia Partridge
2024-12-17 18:23:47 +0000 UTCI think it was him, but I think they found him out in an incredibly unscrupulous way, and they knew they’d have to plant a ton of evidence to make his arrest semi believable
Navilyn West
2024-12-15 22:44:27 +0000 UTCRight when Alex started talking about the white cars, I noticed there were a bunch of white cars around me on the road
Will
2024-12-15 16:43:25 +0000 UTCLiterally at WinCo right now stocking my product and my energy drinks I stock sit right next to the green dragons. I think about Alex every time I see them now.
flyingnightrats
2024-12-14 15:32:57 +0000 UTChot bitches always have demented unspeakable lore it’s just part of the package
Luci☆fer
2024-12-13 22:40:00 +0000 UTC“we’re gonna have an exchange of words, and you’re going to run out of sentences very quickly” 😭
Stewart H
2024-12-13 19:03:18 +0000 UTClove still hearing edward snowden mentions, i just recently finished his autobiography!! surveillance has progressed so much since then and its terrifying to think about how deep it goes
kyle king
2024-12-13 19:01:08 +0000 UTCI was talking more Jain monks who knock door to door for their meals each day but I’ll look up Rick Owens’ house tour
Meek Dynasty
2024-12-13 18:29:04 +0000 UTCI guess that’s up to you
Meek Dynasty
2024-12-13 18:28:27 +0000 UTCI listened to a few like romcom audiobooks when i had a a concussion recently, fully had to stop bc i was getting too pissed off those books are kinda nefarious
Rachel TImmy
2024-12-13 17:06:06 +0000 UTCstill went back to buy more cans though shits bomb
Luci☆fer
2024-12-13 15:36:59 +0000 UTCI went to go buy a can of green dragon after hearing alex talk about it and that shit instantly gave me heart palpitations
Luci☆fer
2024-12-13 15:36:41 +0000 UTCuhh many news outlets here's one: https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/kremlin-says-an-fsb-agent-deep-cover-russian-sleeper-agents-among-those-returned-2024-08-02/
jawn
2024-12-13 15:04:15 +0000 UTCLol r u kidding me, the highest taks of monks are maximalists af, and the rest have that clothing so they are made to look low rank 💀 tbh ultimate minimalism for me is Rick Owens tho, but he's also deffo insane
george
2024-12-13 13:55:16 +0000 UTCWhere was this reported lol?
george
2024-12-13 13:53:32 +0000 UTCI would imagine some fuck ass chef in a gastro-science restaurant jizzes in his pants thinking about those grapes
george
2024-12-13 13:51:49 +0000 UTCI LOVE your weirder episodes. Alex bringing up the assassination of Shinto Abe in detail really brightened up my day 💕 But y'all seem more pressed these last few episodes, I genuinely hope you guys are not going through it, bt if yes I think I speak in the name of everyone here when I say I hope y'all get to relax and heal soon. 🥰
george
2024-12-13 13:50:38 +0000 UTCEven if they come in a box?
Yamileth Diaz
2024-12-13 06:51:10 +0000 UTCMe too pls Kay
Yamileth Diaz
2024-12-13 06:48:19 +0000 UTCKay please privately message me the esoteric thing that you couldn't talk about xoxooo
Jori
2024-12-13 03:49:51 +0000 UTCagree with disliking foods that taste like other things. my cousins husband is a seasonal farm worker and during grape season he gave us cotton candy flavored grapes and that genuinely freaked me out. like i didn’t know there was a demand for this…
xiomara
2024-12-12 22:59:33 +0000 UTCi’ve worked on a ton of house hunters episodes and have tea ab the show + a crazy paranormal story about one of the houses, is that voicemail worthy??
Temperance
2024-12-12 22:04:28 +0000 UTCI am loving the dive into Mormonism because it’s fascinating and I feel like it’s hard to find ppl who actually examine their whole thing realistically
C. Dodge
2024-12-12 21:34:13 +0000 UTCsleeper agents are real!!! recently there was a russian couple living undercover in argentina and they had two kids while there who had NO IDEA their parents were russian. the big headline was that when they got back to russia putin had to greet the kids in spanish because they don't know russian
jawn
2024-12-12 19:04:24 +0000 UTCI deeply relate to having esoteric lore so depressing or otherwise emotionally complicated for the average person so you can't talk about it. It's weird and isolating and difficult but also hilarious in a dark way. it's weirdly comforting to hear that you relate to that experience
soph
2024-12-12 18:15:56 +0000 UTCAlways wash the tops of your cans for rat poop reasons
Meek Dynasty
2024-12-12 17:54:03 +0000 UTCY’all want a Shitty vs Pretty local drag drama voicemail?🤐 Minimalists think they’re monks and monks are the only ppl who actually practice minimalism. I love that u discussed psychosis after my cannibal message so true. I didn’t think you overshared and we love you🧡IF IT WAS THAT ESOTERIC YOU WOULDNT TELL!! ;) assassination forever amen
Meek Dynasty
2024-12-12 17:36:23 +0000 UTCthat late night emergency sound thing used to make me TWEAK tf out, when i was a kid i used to have to go under a blanket & hum really loud to myself while covering my ears bc that used to freak me out so bad 😭😭
Lia
2024-12-12 09:50:46 +0000 UTCMother, i’m boots. The fuck?
Zakaria
2024-12-12 06:06:30 +0000 UTCCalls yippee
Zakaria
2024-12-12 05:19:21 +0000 UTCKay how do you feel about Ethel Cain? Idk if y'all have ever talked about her on here
s. c
2024-12-12 03:43:07 +0000 UTCRight when I needed yall you came thru godbless 😌 I get so much work done when l'm listening
s. c
2024-12-12 03:01:36 +0000 UTCLESGOOOO
Cell
2024-12-12 03:00:20 +0000 UTC
