EXP Merch is finally here!
Added 2025-09-19 18:00:12 +0000 UTCHello Patrons, we have exciting news for you!
The very first EXP merch is finally here, and as a thank you for supporting us here on Patreon, we're giving you all early access and 10% off!
Phwoarrr...
We’ve got a range of products on offer, including a core collection featuring our lovely logo, and an amazing, limited edition, ‘Cursed’ collection, celebrating some of the wildest and weirdest gun designs from our illustrious history of inflicting psychic damage through the medium of cursed weaponry. We've teamed up with the brilliant @hat_legs to design an arsenal of cursed weapons - you might have already seen some of the designs popping up on streams and posts.
Which one is your favourite? I'm partial to the M1 VanGarand
@hat_legs has also illustrated us a wonderful poster version of the now iconic EM-5F (complete with a series of increasingly ridiculous attachments) celebrating EXP’s small part in the Hot Dogs, Horseshoes and Hand Grenades cinematic universe.
I swear it gets better/worse the more you look at it...
It’s probably taken longer than we thought it would, but we wanted to make sure that any merchandise we made was good value, great quality and, for both economic and environmental reasons, produced and distributed as locally to you as possible, wherever you are. It means cheaper, more eco-friendly products, and avoiding any dreaded t***** charges.
We’ve got t-shirts, hoodies, pint glasses, stickers and even posters, and you can find it all at expvideo.info
Plus, for the next week, if you use the code EARLYBIRD at checkout, you'll get 10% off your order.
Thank you so much for supporting us, we hope you like the designs, and we can't wait to see you showing off your hauls in Discord soon.
EXP x
Comments
Thank you for sharing those nightmarish design. Now excuse me. I need to get my own emotional support sturmgewehr
HamzterHero
2025-09-20 05:00:27 +0000 UTCHow dare thee showing me such cursed items? I don't have an emotional support MP5 at hand you know. ;-) But then again I guess there is still space on the pc and fridge for some more stickers.
Rowlf015
2025-09-19 19:26:33 +0000 UTC
