THE MARTIAN JOB
Added 2025-06-11 14:06:02 +0000 UTCOh yes, kids, it's time for more of that sweet, sweet DOS TRASH.
I don't remember who linked me to this game but thank you it has been living rent free in my head for the last month. MARS 3D, The Ultimate Fighter, the game that spits in the face of intellectual property law while not even having the common decency to be any good whatsoever.
JET HUNTER had too few lines for me to ask Gianni to do a funny voice. The game breaks and fights me at every turn to get through seven levels. By god it took me three attempts to get through one playthrough and I dragged my feet.
Next time I'm resurrecting Postal content. Call it a "Rawdemption."
gl;hf,
-Civvie
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Comments
Damn it I was already gonna call it “The Edensin Rawdemption”
Civvie
2025-06-17 17:56:11 +0000 UTCOh, also - "Next time I'm resurrecting Postal content. Call it a "Rawdemption."" - - - - does this have anything to do with Postal 2's recent remaster announcement? I SMILE
Fallout Zombie
2025-06-17 14:00:26 +0000 UTCI'm late commenting because my payment didn't go through for some stupid reason and I don't know why and I'm sorry please don't electrocute me BUT I remember this "game"! I was a kid, and I thought I sucked at it! Turns out the game was rigged! I still suck at games but I'm blaming the game on this one! Exclamation marks!
Fallout Zombie
2025-06-17 13:58:56 +0000 UTC“What have I gotten myself into?!”
Argon Productions
2025-06-16 14:43:25 +0000 UTCSlavjank was only the beginning. We are taking jank international!
Harry_Sach
2025-06-15 14:08:49 +0000 UTCLong time supporter, very rare suggester/requester: I think a cool game to do a video on would be Arthurian Legends, for the following reasons: -extremely jank but still manages to be fun -solo developer who made the game then disappeared from the face of the earth -made on a weird shitty engine -interesting use of early Middle Ages setting for a retraux FPS (technically the s stands for slasher) -somehow, despite all the above, barely anyone covered it on release. very much a hidden and flawed diamond in the rough
Max Camp
2025-06-13 20:20:36 +0000 UTCI would prefer "Shalim'a Wolf" rather than the name I pledged with, since...uh...well, Egor is my legal name, but Shali has transitioned.
Shalim'a Wolf
2025-06-13 07:54:12 +0000 UTCDoom at home. Wait...
Alyxx the Rat
2025-06-12 16:15:41 +0000 UTCGreat video, Civvie, thanks for this and all the others. There's a Starship Troopers FPS from 2005 I'm wondering if you've stumbled across. I know how much you love Marines In Space AND mid-2000s military shooters, and I bet Klendathu has some beautiful sewers
Peter Travis
2025-06-12 10:56:08 +0000 UTC8: ...10?
Peter Travis
2025-06-12 10:52:43 +0000 UTCThanks Civvie, what a surprise! I only know of this game because of Dwars. He sounded equally thrilled to play it too lol.
Shawn Grant
2025-06-12 07:18:24 +0000 UTCSpeaking of stolen textures and sprites.... Pro Space Trucker when Civvie?
Dumari
2025-06-12 05:28:21 +0000 UTCHave you ever played a game called “Zero Tolerance” on the Sega Genesis? It has a Wolfenstein feel to it.
Powerhouse Willington
2025-06-12 03:01:46 +0000 UTCJesus, this game feels like it crossed over from another timeline where ChatGPT happened 30 years earlier.
ZordLedd
2025-06-11 22:25:08 +0000 UTCSorry about that, I’ll have it fixed for the next upload!
Civvie
2025-06-11 21:37:07 +0000 UTCDidn't want to bother but you spelled my name wrong in the credits, it's Garry Webber with 2 r's. Because my mother can't spell. Alternatively you can use Lothar Hex, which I use most everywhere else. Either is fine.
Garry Webber
2025-06-11 21:35:03 +0000 UTCLooks like it's Jank O'Clock again kids! Keep all tentacles and mutated appendages inside the Mars Train as we must stop it.
Nachts
2025-06-11 21:01:38 +0000 UTCEverything from the tawainese booleg scene amazes me. Look up their fighting games and like weird nes bootleg reskins of games to make them pokemon or titenic(sic) 3.
Mario_bland
2025-06-11 17:57:14 +0000 UTCGreat as always, thank you for your endless quality entertainment Civvie
Scrimitzu
2025-06-11 17:45:20 +0000 UTCFresh new Civvie serving the most disgusting DOS trash in months and I'm all for it!
Mateusz Bartoszek
2025-06-11 17:22:18 +0000 UTChell yeah!
PullmyfingerCivvie
2025-06-11 16:17:14 +0000 UTCTo paraphrase Thorhighheels - absolute scung
BDP Illustrations
2025-06-11 16:09:45 +0000 UTCThr pinnicle of dos trash gaming
Burd Up
2025-06-11 15:58:22 +0000 UTCExcellent, more DOS trash. Always love these eps
Banjo Track
2025-06-11 15:46:31 +0000 UTCLast time I played that it was just Quake with bad levels. Has something changed? Plenty of people seem interested.
Civvie
2025-06-11 15:39:08 +0000 UTCWhen are you going to talk about Brazilian Drug Dealer 3?
Tom van Uijen
2025-06-11 15:38:06 +0000 UTCMars Attacks! Intelectual Property
JD Scarbrough
2025-06-11 15:17:51 +0000 UTCGlad I watched Final Reckoning a few weeks ago
ChickenShred
2025-06-11 15:08:30 +0000 UTCWoke up from food induced coma to Civvie induced coma? Nice
Orre Karre
2025-06-11 14:59:33 +0000 UTCDos trash is what i come for, stay for and eventuallly keep hanging around for.
Tore Schweer
2025-06-11 14:36:35 +0000 UTCThis couldn't have come out at a better time. Thanks for the grind, CV.
The Inquisitive Mug
2025-06-11 14:19:21 +0000 UTCreverb fart sfx
prozax
2025-06-11 14:15:08 +0000 UTCFuck yes
JOE MOTHERFUCKING TREEFELNER
2025-06-11 14:11:59 +0000 UTCUnrelated news, but Duke Nukem himself said "Civvie 11, Hail to your channel, baby!" Check out JSJ's official YT channel to see it. Pretty awesome to see!
Ghostybirb
2025-06-11 14:10:02 +0000 UTCThis week fucking sucked until exactly right now.
Nathan Tipton
2025-06-11 14:07:01 +0000 UTC
