NEURO POWER BROS
Added 2024-08-09 13:56:02 +0000 UTCIT'S JANK O'CLOCK AGAIN, KIDS.
I'm sure I'll get to that new Doom expansion that just came out because Bethesda saw that I was a day away from Patreon release and had 3 months of videos planned out and said "fuck that guy."
Neuro is another special export from Russia that sat on my hard drive for a while as "the next video on weird trash" before I fully played it and experienced the true beauty of a story so pessimistic that I thought it was a little much.
All your favorite slavjank tropes are here minus the fucked-up stairs. I'd have killed for some fucked-up stairs. I've been plugging away at this pretty hard for the last 10 days so I'm gonna take a couple days off and then dive straight into Legacy of Rust. I've only had time to play a few levels so far, including the first secret level.
gl;hf
-Civvie
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Comments
Even the MC of this game sounded like the whiny man John Kreed told to "Quit winning"
Raven xtreme
2024-08-15 06:00:07 +0000 UTCThe main voice actor... oh my lordy! lol
Walt_Man
2024-08-14 03:58:43 +0000 UTCYESSSS IT IS JANK O’CLOCK AGAIN BABY THIS IS MY JAM thanks for another banger Civvie. Much love hope you’re doing well ♥️
Nic Bergstrom
2024-08-11 21:43:06 +0000 UTCI kinda wanna see Civvie give The Abyss: Incident at Europa a look in the future. Looks like great slavjank!
Dénes Hliva
2024-08-11 17:26:54 +0000 UTCIm just happy Civvie has Betrayer!
Dénes Hliva
2024-08-11 14:40:36 +0000 UTCWait you have the first red faction. How do I get you to do a video lol
IrishBoyPA
2024-08-11 00:55:56 +0000 UTCI missed the slavjank - it just has such a uniqueness that can't compare lol
Denny Giesbrecht
2024-08-10 19:22:57 +0000 UTC2021: HUBBARDIUM 2024: I'M AN HONEST OFFICER OF THE LAW
Tripp Andre
2024-08-10 16:13:11 +0000 UTCThis entire game is scuffed. Slav Jank is the most interestingly bland genre of games
BDP Illustrations
2024-08-10 12:30:20 +0000 UTCThis is my absolute favorite video since Tek War. It just feels like really great "Civvie" fodder that truly lets his personal style of video making fuckin' sing. Stellar work, dude.
Today's Desperado, Hates Avocado
2024-08-09 22:58:50 +0000 UTCOh Slavjank, how we have missed thee. You make our lives playing even mediocre games seem so much brighter by comparison. Seriously though Civvie... goddamn man. I've loved all your content for years now, and watch each video multiple times. But damn have your past few videos just felt super polished. Freaking great work. Every time I think you have reached the Pinnacle, you exceed your own work. Edit: Thank you from the bottom of my heart for including Cancer Mouse after my comment on the last video asking about the missed opportunity lol. I can feel the radioactive heat warming my soul.
Nachts
2024-08-09 21:18:18 +0000 UTCWiener cousins? No no, it's Eskimo brothers.
Silentphil9
2024-08-09 20:48:11 +0000 UTCSince people are recommending slav jank i have to take the opportunity to bring El Matador to your attention It's slav jank Max Payne (like down to a bullet dodge) with a really stupid cartel story
grosezero
2024-08-09 20:21:48 +0000 UTCThe tehsnakerer video that reviewed this game really opened my mind to the vast scale of interesting but garbage story and game concepts that exist out there.
nicholasm10
2024-08-09 18:54:46 +0000 UTCI thought about it but I felt like he wasn’t enough of a factor in most of the game to give him the “exposition” title.
Civvie
2024-08-09 18:52:14 +0000 UTCMissed opportunity with Basil Troshin -> Basil Exposition, there's even a scene with a TV screen and everything: https://youtu.be/qybaIYP6eHc?feature=shared&t=30
ib_
2024-08-09 18:49:28 +0000 UTClimejank
fatdink420
2024-08-09 17:27:17 +0000 UTCHey, but Bio Menace was an exercise in ball busting too, right??? 😂
Thomas Vasquez
2024-08-09 16:46:52 +0000 UTCAbsolutely lost it when it got so exhausting that Cancer Mouse was /willingly/ invited in, goddamn.
Valora Inverse
2024-08-09 16:42:06 +0000 UTCThis game's voice acting and it's overall audio inflict physical pain on me. Also, James sounds like some NPC right out of Postal 2...
Mateusz Bartoszek
2024-08-09 16:20:17 +0000 UTCI know the game from HBomb's video. It looks like pure suffering. I understand why people recommend it 😅
Civvie
2024-08-09 15:56:39 +0000 UTCSpeaking of slavjank, I feel like Pathologic needs a playthrough from you! Though it really isn't a dedicated FPS and more a first person adventure game with shooting.
Thomas Vasquez
2024-08-09 15:24:58 +0000 UTCAbsolute cock destroyer of an episode. Lost my shit to "fuck them kids" and got nostalgia whiplash from the rvb meme you snuck in there. Once again, you have killed it. Always more lore and bots and pestulent rodents, please.
Corey Peoples
2024-08-09 15:24:15 +0000 UTCI live for the slavjank vids. Cant freaking wait for this one.
Elena Abide
2024-08-09 15:00:52 +0000 UTCMortyr is a possibility. I have fiddled with it a bit trying to get it to run properly at higher than 30 FPS.
Civvie
2024-08-09 14:40:37 +0000 UTCOh yes, slavjank time :D. One day I am hoping to see Pył (Dust) and/or the first Mortyr in this series.
Maciej Gładysz
2024-08-09 14:38:56 +0000 UTCBefore getting hit with cancer, I used to work in technical documentation. That ”READ CAREFULLY OR YOU ARE DOOMED” along with the following zero-content ’instructions’ cracked me up WAY more than they should have. 🤣 Every heavy-duty construction crane manual ever written should open with that line. Period.
Ilkka Karppinen
2024-08-09 14:33:51 +0000 UTCWas having a roug morning and needed a distraction, perfect timin Civvie! Thanks a bunch
Scott LaPointe
2024-08-09 14:28:52 +0000 UTCOpaa! Toravy-11 iz back to the old USSR!
Unit 594
2024-08-09 14:18:06 +0000 UTCoooh oooh I've got a name for this... "bruvjank"
Civvie
2024-08-09 14:14:25 +0000 UTCThanks Civvie! I think there's a reason we see such an emphasis, if you will, on story /certain plots/philosophy/messages in slavjank / Russian games. It's like if our election this year goes terribly wrong and we have to start hiding messages/ expressing ourselves in games like Cruelty Squad. Hell look at the UK, 4000 people arrested for "Wrong think"! We live in scary times. My point is, we are going to start seeing "UKJank", where its like SlaveJank, but everyone's teeth are messed up.
Shawn Grant
2024-08-09 14:12:59 +0000 UTCI often wonder what would happen if these slav studios had a AAA budget. Halo: Comblyat Evolved, if you will
JD Scarbrough
2024-08-09 14:06:29 +0000 UTCInject the jank into my veins I'm so ready. Hope you're doing well Civvie
FURIOUS_MASTICATION
2024-08-09 14:05:56 +0000 UTCOh, yes. We're back on that Slavjank train!
J45ON96
2024-08-09 14:05:10 +0000 UTCIt works almost out of the box... but it didn't work great for me.
Civvie
2024-08-09 14:04:21 +0000 UTCI saw Tehsnakerer cover this years ago. I remember the opening of the video being an extended look at just trying to get the game to function. I cannot wait.
Dayton Green
2024-08-09 14:02:58 +0000 UTCFuck yes
JOE MOTHERFUCKING TREEFELNER
2024-08-09 13:57:45 +0000 UTC
