The Varginha Incident - Vicious Cycles
Added 2020-09-02 18:05:38 +0000 UTCThis may be the worst video game I've ever played. Really, truly, sickeningly awful. In a way that I've purposely mixed some of the game audio lower than usual because of how ear-splitting and shitty it is. This is a curse, do not thank me for this, The Varginha Incident is the toxic sludge scraped from the bottom of the barrel after that barrel was buried in a landfill. Petty Thief #4 is coming next time thank christ someone please help me dear god it hurts I could put out a video that was nothing but Tim Allen grunts and it would be more worth your time
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Hey Civvie, have you seen this weird Russia only game on the build engine released same year as quake 2 and got a sequel in 2005. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVp_LgKZJ4c
Nowaru
2020-09-07 11:36:09 +0000 UTCThe Varginha Monologue
Discourse Stu
2020-09-04 17:57:56 +0000 UTCBrazilian you say? What a mysterious jogo.
ToolofParanoia
2020-09-04 15:08:21 +0000 UTCI like that before this in other Patreon updates you were like "ah man I haven't done DOS trash in a while I really want to get back into that" and then this update's email comes in like "oh god what the fuck did I do why did I do this what have I unleashed please it hurts so much".
QuetzaDrake
2020-09-04 02:18:23 +0000 UTCThe Fortress of Dr. Radiaki will come for you one day, Civvie... Solid vid.
2020-09-04 00:25:46 +0000 UTCYOU ARE GOING TO BRAZIL
Gang Warfare Enthusiast
2020-09-03 23:43:22 +0000 UTCCancer Mouse is my favorite. His over-the-top, far-right political satire is hilariously awful.
2020-09-03 20:15:47 +0000 UTCReally fun and creative episode. I liked it. Just great! P.S.: Cancer-mouse in a german Netflix show!? AWESOME!
2020-09-03 18:58:28 +0000 UTCYou suffer so we don't have to, yet. Thanks for keeping the content train rolling civvie!
serfins
2020-09-03 15:09:06 +0000 UTCWe're getting close to a jank world tour! What's next? EYE divine cybermancy (France). The newly released Citadel (Japan). We gotta find more representation in this world o jank.
Mario_bland
2020-09-03 14:57:29 +0000 UTCDeath Wish is coming in October
Civvie
2020-09-03 13:39:57 +0000 UTCPro Redneck Rampage when Civvie? Pro Jurrasic Park: Trespasser when Civvie?? Pro Chasm: The Rift when Civvie??? Pro Heretic when CIVVIE????
2020-09-03 11:41:43 +0000 UTCPro Redneck Rampage? I'm all in!
pukl
2020-09-03 09:22:05 +0000 UTCNow that's some delicious J A N K. Absolutely MAL FEITO.
2020-09-03 05:58:03 +0000 UTCI 2nd Pro-Redneck Rampage... Mainly because I actually liked that game, (or was it Rides Again that I liked? One of them.) best 90s CD-based soundtrack ever. Though I know by Civvie's references, he probably hates it.
2020-09-03 05:57:22 +0000 UTCDon't be so proud of yourself. Sure, you completed the game, but the cycle count keeps lowering, and it's harder and harder to justify it. Ahh, but in all seriousness, thanks Civvie as always. Your craft shines on videos like these because the source material is not conducive to humor, unlike, say, Island Peril. And yet you make it happen. As one of the resident Thief diehards, looking forward to the next one.
Tripp Andre
2020-09-03 05:42:08 +0000 UTCFor next April fools, you should do call of duty advanced warfare
2020-09-03 04:44:50 +0000 UTCI love the rant over the credits - great work Civvie11
Denny Giesbrecht
2020-09-03 04:36:53 +0000 UTCHi Civvie! Long time lurker over on your YouTube channel. I finally signed up for Patreon so I can better support your work...and also to get purple vanity letters in the credits. xD Seriously though, you became my new favourite channel after your hearing your commentary about the Super Shotgun from the Pro Doom 2 video, and also that brilliant Full Metal Jacket reference. Thank you for adding so much humor into my life, and also for introducing me to Blood. :)
2020-09-03 02:22:37 +0000 UTCPro Redneck Rampage when, Civvie?
2020-09-03 01:23:03 +0000 UTCTim Alen Grunt Video when, Civvie?
J3V1L
2020-09-02 23:33:29 +0000 UTCOh god, I will never regret becoming a patron of this channel. Honestly tho dude take a vacation with Blood Death wish, I'm guessing you have already played it but its amazing. And as far as I have played it its not even that hard and I only play on Extra Crispy.
Erik Olsson (TerrorBlades)
2020-09-02 23:04:29 +0000 UTCThis game definitively confirms that we are alone in the universe. No Type 3 civilisation is going to lower itself to hanging out with the same species of balding primates that puts out shit like this as entertainment
James Collinge
2020-09-02 22:20:04 +0000 UTCI'm proud to have my good name attached to this video.
Citizen Cain, PhD
2020-09-02 20:49:07 +0000 UTCHell yeah. Oh, if we're doing fancy colors now, I'd love mine to be in red if possible >_>
Azardea
2020-09-02 20:33:55 +0000 UTCDon't get too crazy. There will be worse games… in the future.
pukl
2020-09-02 20:02:32 +0000 UTCBut seriously, take a break man, you’ve got me worried.
MainelyLiving
2020-09-02 20:00:11 +0000 UTCNothing is more dos trash than ultima Underworld. There is no mouse aiming and movement is bound strictly to the games preset keyboard layout.
MainelyLiving
2020-09-02 19:59:31 +0000 UTCA pleasant rainy Wednesday evening suprise! Also, Christ that looked like an utter arse to play.
Steven Raith
2020-09-02 19:47:14 +0000 UTCThis is worst than Tek..... *Cough Cough... Wait, did i just took falling damage? .. nvm this is worst than.. *COUGH COUGH... oh yeah that felt just like a rocket hit right in my face. You know what, nah tek war is worst.
2020-09-02 19:33:25 +0000 UTCGood, my day was going a little well so I welcome an abomination to help balance me out. Thank you!
2020-09-02 19:06:12 +0000 UTCNO FORGIVENESS
Civvie
2020-09-02 19:03:14 +0000 UTCOh my god. I got a shoutout. I REGRET NOTHING. YOU'RE WELCOME, AND I'M SORRY
Christopher French
2020-09-02 18:59:08 +0000 UTCI want you to know I got an email about this video while on a zoom meeting and reading the title made me make such a weird face someone else on the zoom meeting asked what was wrong
Alpha Scientist Javo
2020-09-02 18:39:17 +0000 UTCThere's DOS-Trash. Then there's this abomination.
2020-09-02 18:32:34 +0000 UTCAnybody else up to a go fund me to buy Civvie a real DOS machine so he can replay this on original hardware? Nah, I guess I like him too much for that too.
Tony Toon
2020-09-02 18:31:48 +0000 UTCOMG, not this one.
Kurt Hectic
2020-09-02 18:28:45 +0000 UTCFuck yes
JOE MOTHERFUCKING TREEFELNER
2020-09-02 18:10:43 +0000 UTCPro Tim Allen Eueghs when, Civvie?
The Dread Carpet
2020-09-02 18:06:35 +0000 UTC
