ULTRAWOOD
Added 2020-06-19 14:38:48 +0000 UTCCivvie's back to shilling for New Blood because they won't put out a shitty game even for free.
Ultrakill, which I've been playing for a few months now and some of you may have also played the Prelude demo that was on itch.io - is going to be a game that kicks my ass harder than Doom Eternal - and also, the long-awaited Gloomwood demo - an indie immersive sim Thief-like. I wish these games were trash. Videos on trash are way easier to write.
If you're wondering why there are a couple "bleeps" in the middle of the video that's because I'm wondering if YouTube would get strike-happy for a couple raunchy terms used. I was typing them out in this post until Patreon helpfully suggested:
Keeping the bleeps in I guess.
______________________________
Patron discord link: https://discord.gg/bEGhHEh
If you'd like to have a different name in the credits than what you pledged with, leave me a comment, or DM me on here or Twitter or discord or whatever. If your name is wrong, not included, or anything else, shoot me a message calling me an asshole and telling me to fix it. Or if you want one of those fancy colored names that everyone gets now if they want. The credits in the video are usually a couple of days behind the actual patron list.
Comments
What's with all the potentially "good" games CV-11? This is meant to be a place of pain and endless suffering... like my sister's place on Thanksgiving.
Brian Rich
2020-06-23 00:34:38 +0000 UTCThanks Civvie! Two more games to put on my list.
Tripp Andre
2020-06-21 15:28:01 +0000 UTCSweet more New Blood! Also...That low setting in Ultrakill is 64x32, if you were wondering. *chef kiss* Perfection.
Corhellion
2020-06-21 05:59:20 +0000 UTCNot to keen on Ultrakill yet, which is weird since it seems to be right up my alley. Gloomwood on the other hand... looks amazing. Checking both of these out soon.
Nickcronomicon
2020-06-20 22:03:56 +0000 UTCLord knows I get Ultrawood every time Civvie posts a new video.
Marsdriver
2020-06-20 20:51:56 +0000 UTCVerily, Civvie qouth, "I am the fucking pinnacle of online entertainment," and lo, did the monkey's paw twitch.
Dirk Hoderin
2020-06-20 12:14:05 +0000 UTCFuck yes
JOE MOTHERFUCKING TREEFELNER
2020-06-20 10:11:27 +0000 UTCUltrakill doesn't do it for me but Gloomwood looks amazing
Kirk Mackintosh
2020-06-20 08:57:13 +0000 UTCStephen. Fucking. Whyte.
Silentphil9
2020-06-20 00:01:55 +0000 UTCAnd NewBlood did it again hahaha.
Kurt Hectic
2020-06-19 22:04:19 +0000 UTCIf I had to buy a new laptop for everyone who did this I'd be paying for like 2 laptops.
Civvie
2020-06-19 19:46:26 +0000 UTCCivvie draws a dick on its video... "Pornographic content".
2020-06-19 19:07:21 +0000 UTCLol the dapper Gordon Ramsey made me spit out my coffee. You owe me a new laptop civvie.
Burt Fuckman
2020-06-19 17:42:29 +0000 UTC"Gloomwood doesn't expect you to not kill anybody" Awesome, that was always my only gripe with Thief. Me want stab stab!
Planescaped
2020-06-19 17:42:13 +0000 UTCI still haven't gotten through episode 3. It's such an undertaking to actually get into it because of the insane amount of new shit.
Civvie
2020-06-19 17:24:17 +0000 UTCAnother civvie video yay!!! Dear civvie, did you ever think of doing pro AMC:TC? I just finished it recently because of covvid isolation and hearing about it from you. I haven't played a mod that tows the line of being extremely impressive (hub worlds? cash? episodes?) and horrifically hair pulling (maps that literally make no sense, the cringe-worthy knowledge that the characters are literally the coders mary sues, my personal annoyance with accuracy and necessary armor piercing) at the same time. I'd love to see your take on it playing tons better than I did where I mashed quicksave until the key worn out.
Mario_bland
2020-06-19 17:13:39 +0000 UTCYESSSS, I played the ULTRAKILL demo this week and was hoping you would get to it! It's the best FPS/action hybrid I've seen yet. Great work Civvie!
2020-06-19 16:56:39 +0000 UTCPossibly? I assumed people used onlyfans for that kind of thing. If I knew I could make money on Patreon with noods I'd be posting those. it's way easier than editing videos.
Civvie
2020-06-19 16:40:42 +0000 UTCWait Patreon gave you a pornographic warning? Don't like....people sell pictures of boobies on this platform?
DFawlt Uzr
2020-06-19 16:34:01 +0000 UTC*Chef kiss noise*
2020-06-19 16:20:04 +0000 UTCYes....YES!
Terminally Nerdy
2020-06-19 15:04:51 +0000 UTC
