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The Autumn Triad of Pets

Added 2020-11-09 20:07:14 +0000 UTC

Hello, friends. Right now Barathrumite+ patrons are voting on who will comprise the Autumn Triad of Pets. They will make their decision by Friday, November 13, 11:59 PM PDT. Until the time of that great reveal, we've provided a list of the candidate pitches for you to peruse below.

We will see you soon, friends. Live and drink.

Once there lived a venerable chute crab, who— No, it's true! Come back!
Your very own snapjaw retainer
You got wormsign everywhere
It floats in the air like a lamprey, wispy decorative fins billowing as the little round fish propels itself
Who thought to graft a low-quality replacement head to a motorized wagon? What terrible necessity could have birthed... this?
You, but mechanical
Ooh, a rare "footed glowpad"
Standen in service we, Saad, for to claime yon Lunar Throne, thyn by vertu of thy Title
Some pets are meant to be played with once and then never again
Baby shoes escaped; still at large
The tree that Shakesprig wrote about
He emerged from stratum 29 with a cape of knitted trash. Ten thousand years of culture are now draped across his ass.
A sea-faring pig
Five bats
You snooze, you ooze
A network of roots
They may strike rarely, but none may parry
Spiny dancer
So endearing was her countenance that none could call her girshling. So, goshling she became.
A statue