RSAHNP: The Arrival of Ash Stoppable, Part 1

Author's Notes: Surprise! Here's the first part of a very fun, sexy, dramatic story of Ash Stoppable! I'm a bit disheartened to see that I haven't gotten a ton more paying Patrons for all the hard work I'm putting in. But to those of you loyal Patrons who've stuck around and keep RSAHNP, I thank you immensely. 

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*It was a normal afternoon at the Stoppable Mansion with Ron and his many girlfriends who were enjoying themselves, relaxing and watching some television series in the living room. It was as if nothing could go wrong, that nothing could disturb the calming peace that emanated within the Mansion and all those who dwelled within its walls. Then, as if it were right on cue, Ron got a call from his parents, Jon and Andrea Stoppable.*

Ron: Hey, Mom & Dad, what's up?

Jon: Hello, son.

Andrea: You'll never guess who was just here!

Ron: Who stopped by?

Jon: One of your cousins.

Ron: Oh? Which one?

Andrea: Ashley Stoppable.

*Ron's eyes widen in horror, and he suddenly became paler. Of all the cousins, she was the last one he wanted to see or hear about! She was an utter terror and made his life miserable!*

Ron: Oh, no! Not her! Where is she now?

Jon: Well, she just left on her motorcycle.

Andrea: She needs a place to stay, and since your father and I will be leaving again soon, we thought she could stay at your place.

Jon: So she wouldn't be lonely with you and your girlfriends keeping her company.

Ron: What?! She's coming here?! Oh, no! Mom, Dad, why did you suggest that she stay here?! You know Ash and I don't get along!

Andrea: Now, Ronald, I know you too aren't exactly the best of friends, but we thought it might do her some good to be around more people who can look out for her and watch over her. Besides, the poor dear hasn't had the easiest life, even with all the love your aunt and uncle tried to give her.

Ron: Yes, Mom, I know her life hasn't been easy, but she hasn't exactly been all that easy on me or nice, either!

Jon: Your Mother is right, Son. It would be nice if she can bond and form friendships with some of your girlfriends. Poor girl lost both of her parents at such a young age. You do remember she was adopted, don't you?

Ron: *Sigh* Yeah, Pops, I remember she was adopted, and I also remember all the pranks she pulled on me, all the names she called me, and how she'd beat me up constantly!

Andrea: Oh, that was all when you were young! I'm sure she's calmed down a bit since then.

Ron: When I was 13, she gave me a black eye when I accidentally walked in on her while she was changing... in my own room!

Jon: Well... accidents happen, and people do have the tendency to overreact in certain situations.

Ron: What about the time she threw water balloons filled with paint at me? Or when she put itching powder in my underwear? And need I remind you of the time she...

Andrea: Okay, okay! We understand, dear. We really do. She hasn't been the nicest cousin, nor has she been the kindest to you in the past.

Jon: But she's still family, even if she is not of our blood. She needs a positive influence in her life, and she needs to be surrounded by good people who will make her come out of her shell. A true selfless act of kindness always sparks another. Remember?

Ron: Oh, man! Why are you doing this to me? Even using "Spark of Kindness" against me.

Andrea: Please, let her stay at your home. Help out Ash in her time of need.

Ron: *Sigh* Okay, she can stay. Just don't blame me if Selene or one of the other girls decides to give her a strong kick in the ass if she steps out of line.

Andrea: Thank you, Ronald.

Jon: You did the right thing, Son.

Ron: Yeah, well, it certainly doesn't feel like it.

Andrea: Well, we've got to finish packing for our trip. Love you, dear.

Jon: Love you, Son. Take care.

Ron: Yeah, I love you, too, Mom & Dad.

*It is then that Ron hangs up and sets the phone down on the stand, letting out a groan as he facepalms and walks back over to the couch in the living room. Letting out a heavy sigh of exasperation, Ron crashes on the couch between Shego and Tara. They and all of the other girls in the living room immediately notice Ron's change in demeanor. Something was most definitely up to make someone as laid back and happy as Ron to totally revert to an individual stricken with misery and discomfort.*

Tara: What's wrong, Ronnie? Is everything okay?

Ron: My parents told me something that I am not thrilled about at all.

Shego: Your folks give you some bad news, huh?

Ron: Oh, yeah.

Kim: Mind telling us what exactly?

Monique: Yeah, spill it, Beau. What did your parents lay on you that's got you so bent out of shape?

Ron: My cousin is on her way here.

Kim: You mean...?

Ron: Ash Stoppable, yes.

Monique: Oh, boy.

Shego: Anyone mind filling the rest of us in on the details of this Ash Stoppable?

Adrena: Yeah, what's the big freaking deal?

Amelia: I have to agree with them. What is so special, or rather distasteful about this cousin?

Kim: Well, Ash Stoppable is...

Ron: The biggest pain in my ass that I can possibly think of.

Shego: That bad, huh?

Ron: The worst. I think I would rather deal with an angry Godzilla than her, or any Titan for that matter.

Tara: Awww... Poor Ronnie.

Vivian: Now, Ron, I'm sure you are exaggerating. She cannot possibly be as bad as you're making her out to be.

Ron: Do you have all day? Because it's going to take that long to tell you everything about the relationship between Ash and I. I mean, I've only told KP and Monique about some of the stuff that's happened in the past. So, yeah, there's a lot of history there.

Monique: Beau isn't lying. Girl has been pretty rough on him.

Kim: I think "rough" is a bit of an understatement, Monique. She gave Ron a black eye once!

Shego: Excuse me?!

Vivian: Oh my!

Amelia: She did what?!

Adrena: That freaking bitch!

Tara: *Gasp!* So that's how that happened to you, Ronnie? Why didn't you tell me?

Ron: Well, I was 13 and I was a bit embarrassed about it. You see, I accidentally walked in on her while she was changing... in my room. But I didn't mean it! I didn't even know she was in there! Next thing I know she calls me a pervert and punches me in the eye!

Bonnie: Ron, you Loser! You shouldn't let that bitch push you around, let alone hit you! Stand up for yourself! Be a man!

Ron: Kind of hard to do that when you promise your parents that you wouldn't retaliate after they tell you that your cousin tragically lost her real parents and was adopted by your Aunt & Uncle.

Nadia: She was adopted? So she isn't really your cousin?

Ron: Not by blood, no, but my parents wanted me to treat her as if she's family.

Hope: Well, at least you were nice enough to treat her so well.

Jessica: Despite her being such a bitch.

Kim: Trust me, Jessica, she's the worst! She makes Bonnie look like a saint.

Bonnie: Hey!

Ron: Not only did she pull pranks on me, but she cheats at gaming! One time she literally stole my controller, tossed it across the room, knocked over one of my parent's lamps, and blamed me for busting it!

Jessica: No way!

Monique: It's true, Girl.

Shego: Sounds like this cousin of yours needs a serious ass-kicking.

Ron: Like you wouldn't believe. I can remember all the times she bullied me and beat me up. She's probably gotten worse since she graduated and went off to college.

Kim: Didn't she get kicked out of college?

Ron: Kicked out. Dropped out. Makes no difference since she'll be here any minute.

Adrena: I call dibs on freaking punching her face in!

Amelia: Me too!

Bonnie: Not before I bitchslap her!

Vivian: Now, now, ladies. Let us be civil. We haven't met Ash yet, and we're already set against her. Let's at least give her a chance. Perhaps she has become more... docile since Ron last met her.

Ron: Thanks for being the voice of reason, Vivian, but I wouldn't bet my life on Ash changing. Now or ever. All I can ask of all of you is when she arrives that you try your hardest not kill her, at least for my parents sake if not my own. I know it won't be easy, especially in my case.

Tara: We'll try our best, Ronnie.

Monique: I'll try my best, Beau, but she best not get in my face.

Kim: I'll do it for you and your parents, Ron.

Bonnie: Whatever. I'll try, but I'm not promising anything.

Adrena: I'll be nice, but if she starts anything I'm not freaking taking her shit.

Amelia: For once, I agree with Adrena. I will tolerate her, but if she goes too far, I will not hesitate to slap the teeth out of her mouth.

Vivian: I will, as always, remain civil unless she somehow manages to provoke me beyond my normally calm, cool demeanor.

*It was then that the eyes of Ron and all the ladies within the living room fell upon Selene Goh, the Alpha Female of the Harem. She locked eyes with Ron only and spoke in a clear, strong, intimidating tone of voice that indicated she meant business. If there was anything certain, it was that Shego wasn't one to trifle with or play games with, especially when it came to her beloved Master and all the ladies in the harem that she looked out for and watched over.*

Shego: If she steps out of line, if she hurts you or one of the ladies in this mansion, even once... her ass is mine. Capiche?

Ron: I understand. Trust me, as bad as she'll get on the nerves of everyone in the mansion, she's really gonna get under my skin a thousand times worse.

*As if right on cue, the doorbell to the mansion rang, echoing throughout its many rooms, levels and corridors. Releasing a heavy sigh of exasperation, Ron rises from the couch and begins making his way for the doors to the Mansion entrance. He was not looking forward to this, but there was no use fighting the inevitable. The walk to the doors came too swiftly for his liking, but he reached for the large handle and gripped it tightly within his hand.*

Ron: It was a nice day while it lasted, I guess.

*Ron pulls the door open and is immediately greeted by glaring visage of Ash Stoppable. Her hair was short, colored pink with dye. She wore a black leather vest over her pink tube top that exposed her cleavage, a pair of tight shredded blue jean pants, and a pair of black combat boots. She held her motorcycle helmet underneath her right arm while she had a large duffle bag attached to a strap draped over her left shoulder. Her blue eyes were narrowed in a glare, her face cold and angry with a scowl as she looked at Ron Stoppable.*

Ash: About time, Dumbass! I've been waiting half an hour! Here! *Shoves her duffle bag roughly against his chest and places her motorcycle helmet on top of it.* Make yourself useful for once!

Ron: *Heavy sigh; Trying to compose himself.* Nice to see you, too, Ash. I'll park your motorcycle in the garage after you get settled in your room.

Ash: Pfft! Whatever! I'll do it myself! I don't need your dorky ass messing it up!

Ron: Okay... So... Uhm... How have you been?

Ash: Why do you care?!

Ron: Because I'm your cousin. We're family. And I just so happen to be a nice guy. Good enough reasons for you?

Ash: Hmph! Nice place. Heard you moved out.

Ron: Yeah, I did some time ago.

Ash: *Smirks knowingly* I also heard something else from your parents.

Ron: And that would be?

Ash: *Her smirk becomes an angry frown, as she gets in Ron's face* You've got your own personal harem. I never thought you had the balls, let alone a spine to be a playboy womanizer! Figured you'd die a virgin before you'd get a girlfriend or settle down with that redhead Possible bitch or one of those cheerleader whores from Middleton High.

Ron: Glad to have proven you wrong, Ash, but I assure you that there's a lot more to it than that. In fact, it's kind of long, weird, fun story.

Ash: Hmph! I bet. Jerk.

Ron: Ahem! Anyway, you look good, Ash. You probably had to beat off a lot of guys and girls with a club in college, huh?

Ash: *A light, almost unnoticeable blush colors her cheeks briefly as she crosses her arms and turns away from Ron* Whatever, dweeb!

Ron: Okay... so much for compliments. I think now is as good as any to introduce you to some of my girlfriends and your fellow housemates while you're staying here.

Ash: Whatever.

*Ron leads Ash to the living room where many of the ladies were lounging and watching television. All of their eyes divert from the massive TV when Ron enters with Ash by his side. He could feel the tension in the room among the ladies, so much so even he felt greatly uneasy. The last thing he wanted was to be in the middle of an all-out brawl, let alone try to break it up. Because he knew for a fact like Ash Stoppable was a highly explosive and combustible element akin to nitroglycerin. And given how many of the ladies didn't favor Ash, Ron honestly felt like Wile E. Coyote in a room filled with high explosives and WMDs.*

Ron: Hey, everyone, I'm back! And I brought some company! This my cousin, Ash Stoppable. She will be staying with us for the foreseeable future, so be sure to make her feel welcome and at home... please.

Ash: Well, I recognize the redhead hero wannabe.

Kim: I would say it's nice to see you again, Ash, but I'm not one for being dishonest.

Ash: Nice to see you're still keeping that hot chocolate side piece around. Mind if I borrow her?

Monique: Girl, keep steppin'. Ain't no way I want anything to do with your nasty ass.

Ash: Your loss, Sweetheart. *She takes a few steps forward and looks at Tara, Bonnie, Nadia, Jessica, Hope, Liz, Marcella and Crystal* Fucking all the cheerleaders now, huh, Ron? I guess I shouldn't be surprised. You're an idiot and they're easy, so it adds up.

*It was then that Bonnie bolts up from the couch, fists clenched, teeth in a snarl, and her teal-hued eyes glaring daggers at Ash Stoppable who was more amused than anything.*

Bonnie: Listen here, Ashley or whatever stupid name you call yourself! No one is a bitch to my Ron-Ron, except me! And nobody talks shit about my friends like that, least of all some punk-whore like you! So why don't you do all of us a favor and piss the fuck off, you high school delinquent and college dropout fucking loser!

*Ash chuckled, narrowed her cold blue eyes, and then roughly pushed Bonnie with such force that she falls back hard against the couch.*

Ash: Shut your cockholster of a mouth, you worthless cheerleader whore, or I'll shut it for you and not in the same way that the entire football team did when they used you as their personal blowbang slut!

Bonnie: You fucking bitch! I'm gonna...!

*It was then that Tara, Jessica, Nadia, Liz, Marcella, Hope and Crystal intervened; they held Bonnie back with them on the couch, placing themselves between their friend and Ron's cousin.*

Ron: Ash, can you not...

Ash: Shut up, idiot! I'm getting better acquainted with them.

*Ash walks over to where Shego and Vivian were seated together on the sofa. Ron's cousin seemed to be checking them out, as if sizing them up and accessing how much of a threat they were. It was then Ash noticed a beautiful amulet around Vivian's neck, but as she attempted to inspect it herself, Vivian slaps her hand away.*

Vivian: You will do well to show some manners and keep your hands to yourself.

Ash: Ooooh, feisty. I like a woman with some fire.

*Shego ignites her hand in fiery green plasma, causing Ash to swiftly back off both in surprise and intimidation as Shego's blazing emerald eyes narrowed at her.*

Shego: Then have a go with me, Ashes.

Ash: *Smirks* Maybe another time, Freak.

Shego: You ever get brave enough, I'm right here. Fair warning. The other ladies? They'd be nice to put you in the hospital. Me? Well, if I don't put you in the morgue, I'll definitely cremate you.

*Ash walks back over to Ron, punching him in the arm, causing the ladies in the room to become a bit more tense.*

Ash: Maybe you're not such a candyass after all, Dweeb, especially if you can handle fire-demon over there.

Ron: *Rubs the spot on his arm where Ash punched him* Uh, thanks.

*It was then that Adrena Lynn and Amelia got to their feet, marched over, and placed themselves between Ron and Ash. It was quite a sight to behold when rivals such as Adrena Lynn and Amelia Rodriguez became united against a common enemy or threat. Who would've thought that it would be Ash Stoppable, Ron's cousin, who would be the one to bring this to fruition?*

Adrena: Don't you dare freaking hit him again!

Amelia: I don't care who you think you are, but you're not going to come in our home and treat our boyfriend like that!

Ash: Oh, yeah? What are you going to do about it, bitch?

Adrena: We could rearrange your freaking face!

Amelia: My sentiments exactly, Adrena.

Ash: Fine. You two want a piece of me? Bring it!

*It was then that Ron thankfully, swiftly took charge and placed himself between Ash, Adrena and Amelia before they got into a violent, vicious physical altercation.*

Ron: Okay! I think we're done with introductions. Ash, why don't I show you to your room?

*Ash smiles deviously, almost like a villainess or a shark that's caught the scent of blood in the waters of the ocean depths, as she glances from her cousin to all the ladies within the room. She rests back against Ron, pressing her jean clad ass against his groin, and reaches up with one hand to ruffle and pull at Ron's blond hair. It did not go unnoticed by all of the ladies within the room who were fuming with rage at Ash's bold mistreatment of their beloved Master.*

Ash: Yeah, why don't you show me to my room?

Ron: Okay... follow me, Ash.

*Ron proceeds to walk out of the living room with Ash Stoppable following close behind. However, right before she left the room, Ash Stoppable turns around to stick out her pierced tongue, wink and give all the ladies a big middle finger before slowly walking off. If it wasn't obvious enough, the presence of Ash Stoppable left a mark on all of the ladies and definitely ruffled their feathers in a multitude of ways.*

Ash: Later, bitches!

*A silence reigned within the living room once Ron and Ash had left. It seemed to go on for an eternity, with none if the assembled ladies uttering a word. It was when Shego turned her gaze towards Kim and spoke did the silence end.*

Shego: Kimmie, can you call your hot Mom?

Kim: Why...?

Shego: Because I'm gonna hurt that girl if she keeps treating Ron that way while she's staying in our home!

Vivian: Now, Beloved, control your anger. I'm sure it will be fine.

Shego: And if it isn't?

Vivian: Then you can throttle the wretched harlot to your heart's content.

Shego: Sounds good to me.

Adrena: You can freaking bet I want in.

Amelia: Include me in, as well.

Bonnie: Me too! I want to tear her pink pair out by its roots! Urgh! I hate her!

Kim: I've been dying to get my hands on Ash longer than anyone, so if it comes to that? I'm in.

Monique: Let me get in on some that action!

*Needless to say, the arrival of Ash Stoppable has definitely caused a major disturbance among the ladies. The coming days and weeks should be quite interesting. The extent of how her presence would affect the lives of Ron Stoppable and all of his respective girlfriends in the Stoppable Mansion would remain to be seen. For better or worse, Ash is here to stay!*

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To Be Continued...