RSAHNP: ONE-SHOT: Breakfast and Mischief
Added 2023-10-31 04:00:04 +0000 UTCAuthor's Note: HAPPY HALLOWEEN to all of my wonderful Patrons! I've written a very special one-shot that I am sure all of you enjoy. I'm currently writing 1 one-shot and 1 mini, one which was for Halloween but I wasn't able to finish it and I didn't want to put forward rushed work. If the quality of my work isn't up to my high standards, I do not post it until it's perfected and worthy of viewers/readers/supporters.
That being the case, would you still want me to post the Halloween one-shot after it's finished, even if it's after the holiday has passed or simply save it for next Halloween?
Once I've completed the minis, I will focus my time on Chapter 16 and 17 of RSAHNP. ;)
Anyway, thank all of you for the continued support that keeps RSAHNP going!
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*It was morning at the Stoppable Mansion. Ron was in the kitchen, working away at making breakfast for all the ladies in his harem. They had a very wild and eventful night filled passionate sex, drinking and fun that seemed almost endless. All the ladies were quite satisfied and exhausted, with only Selene being able to engage him in a tender bout of their usual morning lovemaking before resuming her peaceful slumber among all the other women. Ron knew it would be some time before the ladies awakened and underwent their typical morning routines to freshen up for breakfast. It gave him a rare opportunity to use the hours he achieved to prepare breakfast without any assistance from the ladies like he often did. And while he appreciated all of their help and everything they did for him, Ron felt a great amount of joy treating his ladies as if they were royalty and giving them a feast befitting those of gods and goddesses. He always insisted in giving them everything he could for all the love, happiness, fun and joy they bring into his existence every waking moment of his life.*
Ron: Now that the table is set, time to get the grub ready to be made! Okay, I need some eggs, some bacon, some ham, some toast, the pancake and waffle batter needs to be made. Oh! Can't forget about the drinks! Milk, orange juice, coffee...
*Ron suddenly heard someone march into the kitchen, causing him to stop and turn as he felt their eyes fall upon him.*
Shego: Good morning, Master.
*It was the Alpha Female of his harem, Selene Goh, wearing one of his green tank-top shirts that revealed an impressive amount of cleavage from her incredibly large, natural breasts and a pair of black short-shorts that accentuated her delicious peach of an ass. Her smile was warm and flirtatious, while her green eyes gleamed with lust and something else... mischief. She noticed his eyes going over her body, causing her smile to broaden as she stalked forward with the grace of an agile jungle cat.*
Shego: See anything that you like, stud?
*Shego did a turn, displaying her ass, pressing it against Ron's groin and wiggling it in a tempting manner before facing Ron and fondling her tits, making them jiggle and bounce in alluring motions beneath her tank-top as she ran her tongue over her bottom lip seductively.*
Ron: Morning, Loki.
*A sexy pout came across the face of the disguised form of the Norse Goddess of Mischief upon realizing that her attempt to deceive Ron was now utterly fruitless.*
Loki: Nidhaug's fire...
*In a whirlwind of magic, the facade was gone, her disguise of Shego vanishing in an instant. Loki stood in the kitchen, dressed in her usual Asgardian attire, pouting as her arms crossed beneath her large breasts. She was a beautiful Goddess, easily rivaling Frigg, Freja and Idun. She was tall as Frigg, possessing a build that was curvy, toned and feminine. Her hair was long and raven-black which complimented the green color of her eyes. Her breasts were large, bigger than those of Adrena and Vivian, yet not quite as large of the ones possessed by Shego, Tonnie and some of the other bustier, more gifted ladies in the harem. Nonetheless, they were perfect, much like her divine posterior that definitely was befitting even the mightiest and most beautiful of Goddesses. And, lastly, atop of her head was a unique horned crown the shined when the light hit it. Loki truly was a Goddess, one capable of easily seducing men and women alike with her beauty and charms.*
Loki: How is it that you were able to determine it was I, Loki, Goddess of Mischief and Stories?
Ron: Well, usually when Selene greets me in the morning she gives me a passionate kiss. And then tries to convince me to have sex while making breakfast.
Loki: Oh? Well, then... *She saunters forward and wraps her arms around Ron's neck, smiling mischievously as she initiates a quick kiss.*
Loki: Would you like to engage in some passionate copulation? I was unfortunately unable to attend the fun you and the ladies immersed yourselves in the night before, thus I am immensely craving intimacy and desiring your embrace. I felt so lonely on my journey without you ravaging me into blissful oblivion on those cold nights. It was almost more than I could withstand. Of course, if you wish to make it up to me, now is as excellent a time as any. I can have you all to myself and you can indulge in your primal urges, using me as your personal sexual toy and breeding slave to your heart's content. So... what do you say, My Champion? 💚
Ron: It sounds fun, Loki, it really does, but I've got to make breakfast for everyone.
Loki: Pfft! I could effortlessly utilize my magic to make our morning feast.
Ron: Breakfast is made with love and by hand, Loki, not by magic.
Loki: Nonsense! I shall prove otherwise immediately!
*Releasing Ron from her grasp for the moment, Loki begins conjuring and casting spells. Within seconds cooking utensils and other things within the kitchen come to life, proceeding to mix, stir and cook breakfast for the numerous ladies in Ron's harem. In all honesty? He was impressed. It was like a scene out of Fantasia, Beauty and the Beast, or Sleeping Beauty. Incredible to behold. Still... he preferred to do it by hand. It was more fun, more enjoyable, creative and fulfilling for him. But, on this particular occasion, he would let Loki's magic do her bidding and make their breakfast. He just hoped that all the food tasted good.*
Loki: Now... Shall we indulge in our carnal desires?
Ron: Are you sure the food will be fine? It's not gonna catch fire, get overcooked or burnt, or have too much made, will it? I'd hate to waste good food!
Loki: Do not fret, My Love, I assure you that the food will be delicious, warm and ready to be served once we have had our fun and your concubines have awakened from their slumber.
Ron: Okay... if you say so.
Loki: Trust me.
*A mere gesture and a magic portal opens behind Ron, revealing the living room of the mansion. Loki pushes Ron through it, causing him to land on the sofa and she leapt through the portal which closed behind her as she pounced on Ron. Conjuring her magic, Loki removes Ron's clothes and her own, transporting them off their bodies and onto a nearby recliner.*
*Naked and unrestrained by clothing, Loki hovers over Ron, smiling lustfully as Ron marvels at her magnificent naked body. Her creamy white skin, aside from a few small scars, was the epitome of perfection. Her breasts swayed in an enticing motion, prompting Ron to reach forward to grasp them in his hands, massaging and caressing them tenderly at first before becoming rougher. A moan escaped Loki's throat as Ron began to gingerly kiss, lick and suck on her tits. She could feel herself becoming more moist with every passing second, her pussy positively dripping with arousal.*
*Loki could feel Ron's cock become as hard as mystically enchanted steel as she rubs and grinds her pussy along its girthy length. Loki leans down to passionately kiss Ron, engaging in a slow amorous make-out session. It only ends when Loki moves downward, almost slithering her way down Ron's body leaving kisses until she stops at his mammoth manhood. She grasps it in her hands, stroking it before kissing and licking it from head to base before proceeding to engulf it in her mouth and throat. Ron gasps, groans and growls from the sheer pleasure as the Goddess of Mischief deepthroats his cock, switching from slow and sensual to a fast and furious tempo. It took all of Ron's willpower not to cum, which was all the more difficult when she locked eyes with him.*
*Suddenly, Loki ceases her oral pleasure of Ron's cock and crawls forward to capture Ron's lips in a passionate kiss. She breaks the kiss, smiling and letting out a affectionate moan as she takes a hand and runs it through his messy long hair. And with her free hand she aligned his cock to the entrance of her dripping wet womanhood, ready to impale herself on his formidable fleshy sword.*
Loki: Oh, I never tire of this pleasure!
*Loki descends her hips, impaling herself fully on Ron's cock and throwing her head back to let out a cry of pleasure. Ron lets out a primal growl as he felt Loki's pussy massage and squeeze his cock, his lands roaming upward to grasp her breasts. Loki smiles, swerving and rotating her hips erotically as she adjusted to his immense girth. Then, once she was ready, Loki began to ride Ron, impaling herself again and again on his titanic dick. She would variate her speed and tempo, going slow and grinding to fast and slamming her hips against his own as she kissed Ron passionately and allowed him to feast on her breasts and bare flawless skin. It was apparent that Loki was in an absolute state of euphoria, her lustful smile ever present on her lovely visage.*
Loki: Yes! Yes!! YES!!! Fuck me, My Champion!!! Ravage me!!! Breed me, My Love!!! YEEEESSSSS!!!!
*Ron places his hands on the waist of the Goddess of Mischief and begins thrusting up into Loki harder, faster and deeper moment that passes. His cock hammers into her tight, wet, velvety canal, attempting to breach her womb as her own orgasms make her tremble and squirt out her juices all over his cock and onto his hips. She experiences an earth-shaking orgasm, causing her to cling to Ron as she keeps his cock sheathed fully in her womanhood. She regains her composure to kiss Ron gently, affectionately before breaking the kiss and gazing deeply into his chocolate-brown eyes as she spoke.*
Loki: I love you, Ron.
*There was no trickery, no deceit, no mischief, nor any lies in the words she confessed. There was only love and truth. It honestly touched Ron deeply that Loki, like so many beautiful women in his harem, loved him completely. It made him realize how truly blessed and fortunate he is in life.*
Ron: I love you, too, Loki.
*Suddenly, without warning, Ron stands and lifts Loki with him before furiously fucking her fast and deep. The Goddess of Mischief could only cry out and hold on for dear life, her womb battered and her inside pummeled as Ron's cock slammed into her with fast, passionate strokes. The slapping of flesh and the cries and moans of orgasmic bliss echoes throughout the living room and beyond. Loki's juices made the rug beneath them wet and a pool began to form on the marble floor as a testament of her incredible pleasure and Ron's unstoppable lovemaking. Her dark raven hair, like her body, is wet with sweat and arousal; her mind in a state of blissful oblivion greater than it had ever felt before, Loki's regained her senses briefly when Ron places her on the sofa before slamming into her fiercely with primal lust, causing the Goddess of Stories to scream in pleasure and wrap her legs around Ron's waist.*
Loki: YES...! YES...!! YESSSSSSS!!!!!!
*Ron could feel himself drawing ever closer to a powerful release, a primal orgasm of vast magnitude as he pounds Loki in missionary. He was fully intent on exploding deep inside Loki, filling her womb with voluminous loads of his potent essence. Every slam and every thrust, faster and deeper, brought him closer to cumming inside this trickerster Goddess. A primal growl, one akin to a primordial beast older than the gods themselves escaped Ron's mouth as he clenched his teeth and slammed into Loki as deep as possible and began blasting his seed inside, filling her womb and overfilling the hot velvety walls of her womanhood that continued to massage and constrict his cock to further milk him of his hot essence. The excess cum began to seep out where Ron and Loki were connected, but he did not remove his pulsing hard-as-steel manhood from her pussy, instead keeping it buried so he could feel her twitch and convulse as if she was determined to conjure as much of his seed inside of her as possible.*
Loki: Mmm... that was magnificent, My Beloved Champion. ❤
Ron: Thanks. So... are you ready for a few more rounds before breakfast?
Loki: Do you even need to inquire, My Champion?
Ron: Very well.
*Fast, almost impossibly fast, Ron pulls his cock out of Loki's pussy with such speed that his cum barely has a chance to leak out of her birth canal. He then proceeds to lift Loki, places her on all fours on the couch in doggy position, grabs a handful of her raven hair, and slams his cock fully inside the Goddess of Mischief who lets out a cry of pleasure as an orgasm shoots through her. All she can do is moan, tremble and dig her nails into the couch as Ron fucks her senseless. She wanted pleasure? Then she shall receive it a thousand fold!*
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*Hours later, Ron, Loki and the ladies were in the dining hall feasting on their breakfast. It was the usual breakfast affair with the usual discussions, conversations and even a bit of bickering between certain individuals. All in all, it seemed to be just another morning at the Stoppable Mansion, or so it would appear. Ron noticed that the ladies didn't seem to be enjoying breakfast as much as they usually did. His own breakfast was good, not great, but it was still pleasant and deliciously edible. It made him a bit concerned.*
Ron: Everyone enjoying breakfast?
Adrena: It's good, but not as freaking delicious as usual.
Vivian: I would have to agree. It is better than most I've had, but it is not up to your usual exquisite standards.
Shego: Eh, still better than eating anything that the Princess could ever make.
Kim: Shut up, Shego!
Monique: Chill, girl. We all know cooking isn't your strongest style.
Kim: Hey! Who's side are you on?
Monique: Just being real, Kim.
Amelia: The truth hurts, doesn't it, Possible?
Kim: Fuck off, Amelia!
Amelia: Oh, it must be so terrible to be so imperfect. I cannot relate, sadly, because I am the pinnacle of absolute perfection.
Loki: I would be careful if I was you, Amelia. Pride goes before a fall.
Amelia: Hmph! As if I care what you say, even if you are a Goddess.
Madison: Ronnie, how come there isn't any sprinkles and chocolate chips on my pancakes?
Penny: That is unusual. Ron never forgets to put sprinkles and chocolate chips on your pancakes.
Rhea: And he forgot to make the breakfast protein shakes. We need to be ready for our wrestling event and weightlifting competition in a few weeks.
Scarlett: It is very peculiar.
Justine: They all are bringing up valid points. You are not ill, are you, Ron?
Ron: No, but I confess I didn't make breakfast alone. I had some help today.
Bonnie: Ugh! Great! No wonder my breakfast isn't as good! You are such a Loser!
Tara: Bonnie, don't be so mean. Ronnie does a lot for us. He needs a break from making breakfast for all of us from time to time.
Jessica: Yeah, it can't be easy making breakfast for dozens and dozens of women, even with their help, and to do it by himself is a monumental task.
Bonnie: Whatever!
Loki: Temper, temper.
La: Enough! Our King may do as he pleases! We are Queens, his Wives, and his Concubines. It is our duty to ensure his happiness and not to question his methods, least of all when he's managed to prepare our morning feast.
Shego: Well said, Queenie. Well said.
Vivian: It is unfortunate that some of our fellow ladies are not present to enjoy breakfast, not to mention enjoy in our eventful erotic festivities.
Kim: Yeah, my Mom is working overtime these next few weeks. Apparently there's a lot of major neurosurgeons needed.
Tara: My Moms are really busy, too. Both at the Shop and apparently at the law firm, as well.
Hope: Same. My Mom has been working extra hours because one of her co-workers is on vacation.
Crystal: My parents are away on some corporate meeting getaway. They offered me to join them, but it honestly would've been boring without my friends there.
Jessica: I could've went on a cruise with my parents, but it just wouldn't have been as fun as those we've taken together. Especially since we have an entire ship and an entire island to ourselves.
Bonnie: Yeah, well my Mom is off in Europe visiting relatives, including her sisters and my cousins. I'm just glad she took Connie and Lonnie away with her so they're not annoying me!
Justine: Indeed. I also admit that it is a shame Maria and Wanda are busy with their latest respective projects. I'm quite anxious for them to reveal the intricate details of them both.
Zita: Really? That sounds cool. I know my Mom has been working a lot. MONARCH is keeping her busy, especially with all the Titan activity that's become prominent as of late.
Penny: Fascinating! Is she still in Brazil working on the technical specifications at the site while monitoring Behemoth?
Zita: Actually, yes. We video-chatted yesterday. She's rather glad that Behemoth is a docile Titan, unlike some others who are highly aggressive.
Marcella: It would seem all of our parents are busy nowadays. Fortunately I cannot say I enjoy being in contact with my Mother.
Liz: I'm sorry you feel that way, babe. My parents are enjoying their stay in Scotland. They're contemplating retiring there in the future. It's a gorgeous place to live.
Nadia: My family is visiting relatives in Israel. It's quite lovely and the people are very welcoming and friendly. It's nice to be in contact with such loving family and friends.
Ron: Speaking of being in contact... Loki, have you been in contact with Frigg, Freja and Idun?
Loki: Of course. They're rather preoccupied with the usual affairs of the realms.
Ron: And your brother?
Loki: Thor? Oh, he's doing what he does best. Fighting, drinking, and having passionate sex with Sif until he passes out into a stupor. I swear he snores louder than Nidhaug himself. It was dreadful sleeping in the room next door to him.
Ron: Well, that's good that you're still keeping in contact with them. You aren't causing any trouble or mischief for them, are you?
Loki: My Champion! I'm hurt that you would ever think I'd visit my family and bring upon them any sort of turmoil, let alone any mischief. As fun and harmless as it would be.
Shego: Uh huh. I knew I should've worn boots.
Vivian: Why is that, Beloved?
Shego: Because the bullshit is getting pretty deep in here from that response from Loki.
Loki: My dear Selene, whose words are as potent as a Dragon's fire, are you saying that I am misleading and not speaking sincerely?
Shego: If you mean you're lying and always causing mischief? You bet your fucking sweet Goddess ass that's what I'm saying!
Loki: You wound me, Selene. My mischief is merely akin to the games you often play in the living room.
Ron: That reminds me. I hope Joss, Ella, Naomi, Peach and Poison are enjoying their time at the convention. You know they're in the finals of the RPG tournament.
Kim: Joss and the girls take their gaming sessions pretty seriously. And they have fun.
Jessica: They're amazing! I absolutely love all those little models they paint for their games. Do you think they'll win the $100,000 prize?
Adrena: Oh, that would be freaking awesome if they did! They definitely deserve it for all the hours and work they put into their gaming.
Monique: Speaking of all the honeys, I wonder when Britina, MC Honey, Heather and Camille will be back? I know Britina and MC Honey are on a tour right now, where as Camille and Heather are filming some shows and doing a few commercials for Club Banana.
Yori: I believe their return will be soon. I do hope that Kori and Riko will be visiting us even more swiftly. If Master Sensei is not in need of their skills in training the new students.
Rhea: Anyone know where Elena and Betty are? I haven't seen them in a few days.
Scarlett: I believe they are on a mission to uncover stolen technology from MONARCH and are further investigating into Apex Cybernetics who quite possibly may have ties to some eco-terrorists.
Madison: I'm just glad that meanie Quintessa isn't here! I hope GWA extends her contract and gives her less vacation time!
Penny: Maddie, that's not nice. Besides, she isn't all that bad once you get to know her, unlike Julie. On a different note, I hope Rose and Susan are enjoying their trip to the spa resort. Kyoko was so nice to bring them along with her for a relaxing week in Japan.
Madison: Maybe next time we can all go there with Ronnie! I love Japan! And I really love all the cafés with the yummy food!
Scarlett: It would be a nice getaway for all of us.
Rhea: I'm sure it'd be quite an experience for the girls, especially those like Aria. When she returns from visiting Emorania, that is.
Penny: I'm sure Ms. Garcia and Ms. Cerebella would also be thrilled to go. Providing they can get any extended leave of absence from Middleton High, as it's always been understaffed when it comes to the teachers.
Nadia: I know, right? I swear Barkin teaches half of the classes in the entire school.
Jessica: Talk about someone who needs a major raise, if not get paid the salary of several teachers combined.
*Meanwhile, as the various conversations took place, the mother and daughter duo of Hydrea and Hestia were leisurely eating, neither questioning the degree of quality of breakfast nor in who it was that helped Ron make it. Most of other women seated at the table did the same, eating and engaging in conversations regarding many, many different topics. Beside Hestia was Jynx, her goblin and best friend, who's table manners left a lot to be desired. Seated beside Jynx was Alora Meadowfeet, a beautiful dark-haired halfling who was just as disgusted by the female goblin's messy eating habits as everyone else. It was almost enough to kill her own appetite.*
Hydrea: Hrrrn... Repulsive creature.
Hestia: Jynx, slow down! The food is not going to escape from your plate.
Jynx: *Nom nom!* Too much talking! *Nom Nom* Girls complaining! Food is yummy! *Nom Nom!* Better than the rotting flesh and gruel that Amazons fed us Goblins!
Alora: Yuck! I suddenly lost my appetite!
Jynx: *Nom Nom* Then I will eat your food!
Alora: *Smacks Jynx's hand away* Keep your hands away from my food, Goblin Whore!
Jynx: *Growls* Snobby Halfling Bitch!
*Jynx and Alora growl at one another, the beautiful Halfling's large breasts smashing against the female Goblin's more modest-sized tits as they glare at each other, their foreheads pushing against each other like a pair of fighting rams. It would appear the animosity between the reserved, more intelligent and sophisticated Halflings and the wild, perverse, crude and undignified Goblins was still going strong judging from the relationship dynamic between Alora and Jynx. Now it's a question of whether their current bickering would lead them into yet another physical altercation.*
Hestia: Jynx, Alora, please! No fighting at the table!
Jynx and Alora: She started it!
Hydrea: Oh, how I long for the days when we dealt with unruly Goblins and Slaves by feeding them to the beasts that inhabited our land.
Hestia: Mother, please, you're not helping.
Hydrea: It is no fault of mine that Goblins and Halflings quarrel, dear daughter. It's been that way for millennia. And it will never change.
Alora: Hey! Give me back my syrup!
Jynx: You want sweet goodie? Have it!
*Jynx proceeds to pour the syrup all into Alora's massive cleavage, covering her breasts and blouse with the sticky, sweet, amber-hued syrup.*
Jynx: *Laughs* Now your big boobs are sweeter than ever! Ha ha!
Alora: You repugnant... stupid... BITCH!!!
*Alora lunges at Jynx, knocking the female Goblin out of the chair and sending them rolling across the table, demolishing the remnants of their breakfast along with those of the ladies. Jynx and Alora continue wrestling and fighting across the table until Ron intervenes, comically separating the Halfling and Goblin before setting them down on the floor. Ron releases a heavy sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose before looking sternly at Alora and Jynx.*
Ron: How many times do I need to break up a fight between you two? Seriously? Can't you get along?
Jynx: Her fault! Big-titted Halfling always starts fights!
Alora: I do not! You poured the syrup all over my blouse and dress!
Ron: Okay, enough! Both of you get cleaned up and I will deal with you both after breakfast and after I do some gaming with Adrena.
*Jynx and Alora left, each one glaring and mumbling curses at one another.*
Loki: I must confess. Breakfast is never a boring affair in this home. You've handled the situation quite masterfully.
Ron: Thanks.
Loki: I assume you'll punish them in the usual manner?
Ron: If you mean spanking their asses until they're bright red and fucking them into oblivion before sending them to the Dungeon for Vivian, Selene and Justine to have fun with? Then, yes, that's pretty much it.
Shego: That's the spirit, Master! Vivian and I were looking for something fun to do down there later today anyway.
Loki: Oh, what delicious fun!
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*Upon finishing breakfast and cleaning up, Ron and the ladies went about their normal routines for the day. It was a very warm and sunny Spring day, so it was only fitting that Shego decided to lounge outside by the pool and soak up the sun. Laying back on her folding chair in the nude, her dark sunglasses covering her eyes, the beautiful dark-haired former villainess let out a sigh of pure happiness.*
Shego: This is the life.
*However, suddenly, mystic energies begin to radiate from her nude form, causing an unaware Shego to transform. She did not take notice until she quite literally crushed her folding chair beneath her mass; black and emerald scales began to cover her body as it increased in size; a pair of wings and a long tail sprouted from her body; long claws emerged from her hands and feet; her face became elongated and a crown of horns now were where her long dark mane had once been. She had been transformed into a... Dragoness! She spoke before with unbridled fury and shock before unleashing a thunderous roar and a stream of flames into the heavens.*
Shego: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCCCCK?!
*Unknown to Shego, she was not the only one going through a dramatic, unexpected, mystical transformation. In her room, Amelia had been doing some organizing of her trophies and other notable pieces of importance. She had just completed her task when she heard a sound.*
*Hisssss!*
Amelia: Hello? Ron? Is that you?
*There was no response. After a few moments, the beautiful brunette simply shrugged her shoulders and went about undertaking her next agenda of the day. Unfortunately for Amelia, she would not get far in organizing her books.*
*Hisssss!*
Amelia: Okay, if someone pulling a joke, it's so not funny!
*Hissssss!*
Amelia: That's it! Whoever is messing with me better stop right... now?
*It was when Amelia passed her mirror did she stop dead cold in her tracks. Her eyes widened in horror, her mouth agape as she found herself unable to speak. Her once long, wavy, beautiful brown hair had become a nest of countless slithering, hissing serpents and her once flawless skin had become as scaly as a reptile. She had been transformed into a creature of Greek Mythology, a gorgon akin to the legendary Medusa without the petrifying gaze. The snakes that made up her hair hissed slightly and then looked at her almost comically before Amelia unleashed a blood curdling scream!*
Snake #1: Do you mind? There'sss no need to sssscream or shout. It'sss rude.
Snake #2: Yessss. And some of us are trying to sssleeep.
Snake #3: Uh, I don't mind, Missss.
*It was at that very moment Amelia faints, collapsing onto the floor and into a state of unconsciousness. The three largest snakes that made up Amelia's hair looked at Amelia and then at each other.*
Snake #3: Now what do we do?
*In another room, Kim is leisurely brushing her hair, an activity that relaxed her greatly. However, once she puts the brush down, she immediately finds herself transformed into a tiny, flying Fairy. In a small diminutive voice, she let out a sigh of pure exasperation.*
Kim: Not again! Why do I keep getting turned into Tinkerbell?!
*In the bathroom, Alora and Jynx are finishing bathing, their naked bodies wet and clean after their fight during breakfast. It did little to stop their bickering. Goblins and Halflings never could coexist peacefully, and these two attractive women of their respective races were no different!*
Alora: Thanks to you we will be getting punished yet again! My ass still hasn't fully recovered from the spanking I received last time!
Jynx: Quit bitching! I like getting spanked and fucked by Master! You should have asked him to lick and suck the syrup off your tits so you wouldn't get punished, dumb Halfling!
Alora: Pleasnt as that would've been, it would not have allowed me to escape punishment, nor prevent me from going to the Dungeon! If you weren't such a moron, then maybe you could've figured it out before the next century!
Jynx: Oh, yeah?! Well...!
*It was then magic radiates within Jynx, causing her transformation. Her physique became larger and taller, easily as tall as Ron, while her ears shrank in size and her tusk-like teeth became larger, and her skin became a swamp green in color. It would appear that Jynx went from being a Goblin into becoming a Orc.*
Jynx: Huh? Whoa! I'm bigger! Yeah!
Alora: Bigger, yes. Unfortunately you're just as abysmal in intelligence and putrid in personality as always.
Jynx: You're just jealous! Now I'm big and you're puny! Ha! Stupid Halfling!
Alora: Ugh! You are such a... Whoa!
*Suddenly, as the magic coursed through her being, Alora found herself instantly changing. She became larger and larger until she towered over Jynx's Orc form, her head brushing against the ceiling itself. It would appear that Alora Meadowfeet, the once former Halfling has become a Giantess, or more precisely a Jotuness. She was quite literally the same size and build of Gunlød and Skadi, except her breasts which were very large in her Halfling body were equally busty in her Jotun form.*
Jynx: No fair! Why you gotta be bigger?!
Alora: This isn't the time for this, Jynx! We need to find Ron!
*Ron was in the living room currently, receiving a very passionate blowjob from Adrena Lynn. It was his reward for beating her on the video game they were playing. It was something they had come up with not long after the nanite incident. Whenever they would play video games, the winner would receive a prize for their victory. If Ron would win, he would get a blowjob or a tit-fuck until he cums. If Adrena would win, she would get her pussy or ass eaten until she climaxed. In this particular instance, it was Ron who was triumphant and enjoying it immensely!*
Ron: Oh fuck! Adrena, you're so awesome! I'm gonna cum! Nngh!
*Adrena deepthroats Ron's cock, allowing her to swallow all of his creamy essence. Once finished, she giggles and licks the head of his manhood before sitting up on the couch beside Ron once again. She grabs her game controller, ready to play another round of Primal Wrath: Ape Titans vs. Saurian Gods!*
Adrena: Ready for another round, Ronnie?
Ron: You bet! Game on, Adrena!
*Ron and Adrena choose their combatants, select their battleground arena, and then the fight begins once again! The two are very competitive and evenly matched, but ultimately only one would obtain victory! Minutes go by until...*
Adrena: Freaky! I win! It's time for my reward, Ron! I hope you're in the mood to eat some pussy!
Ron: You know I'm always game for eating pussy!
Adrena: *Giggles, pulls off her shorts, and seductively spreads her legs and gives him an alluring "come here" motion with her finger* Show me, Tough Guy.
Ron: As you wish.
*Ron nestles himself between Adrena's legs and begins devouring her pussy like a ravenous, lustful beast. Licking, sucking, twirling, and plunging his tongue all over and deep inside the sweet, wet, convulsing vagina of Adrena Lynn, Ron enjoys himself while sending the blonde beauty into a world of pleasure. She moans, whimpers, and cries out in bliss, especially when Ron sucks on her clit, fingers her, or plunges his tongue as deep as possible within her velvety cavern. She is so enraptured in her blissful pleasure that she doesn't notice her arms becoming huge wings and her legs becoming those akin to a bird of prey, while the rest of her body remains the same as her transformation into a Harpy is completed just as she reaches her explosive orgasm!*
Adrena: Master...! Ron...! Ronnie...! I... I'm... CUMMING!!!
*Adrena's wings spread to their full width and her talons claw Ron's back as her legs keep his mouth pinned to her gushing, squirting pussy which he devours and laps up hungrily. It is only moments later does Adrena relax and release her grip on Ron, her breasts beneath her shirt rising and falling with each panting breath as a dazed smile graces her features. It is then Ron notices the changes, his eyes widening at the unexpected transformation.*
Ron: Wow... Adrena, you have wings and talons!
*Adrena glanced at her down at her long legs and feet, which now resembled those of an eagle or falcon, and then glanced at her large golden feathery wings. She had become a beautiful, golden Harpy and yet she seemed more amazed than terrified or frightened by her sudden, unexpected transformation. She moved her golden wings and flexed her talons, a smile of amusement beaming on her lovely visage.*
Adrena: FREAKY!
Ron: Yeah, that's a definite understatement!
Adrena: So... you want to continue gaming or do you wanna maybe fuck?
*Before Ron could think it over, let alone utter a response, the sound of many ladies screaming rang throughout the mansion.*
Ron: Oh, man! This tanks!
Adrena: *Sigh* So much for having some freaky fun.
Ron: Yeah, let's check on the ladies and make sure they're all right.
*Ron swiftly made his way to the closest room in the vicinity which he knew Tara, La and Bonnie were residing. Adrena utilized her Harpy wings to follow Ron with ease. She hoped to really test these wings out later to see how fast and agile she truly could be in the air. Ron opens the door, enters the room, hears a roar similar to a leopards, and is tackled to the floor! He looks up to discover that La has become a Leopardwoman!*
Ron: La?
La: My King? You are unchanged? How is this possible?
Ron: And you're a Leopardwoman?
Bonnie: Of course, she is, Loser! What the fuck did you think she was? A furry?!
*La and Adrena help Ron get to his feet, his eyes looking at the transformed Bonnie Rockwaller. She had black horns atop of her head, clawed hands and feet, markings over her body that looked to be etched into her flesh, and a long thin black tail that ends with a heart-shaped point. She still looked incredibly hot, regardless, despite being a lesser demon or rather a...*
Ron: Bonnie? You're a Succubus?
Bonnie: I don't care! Just fix this and change me back, Freak!
Tara: Bonnie, don't be angry at Ronnie. He didn't do this to us.
*It was then Ron's eyes befell Tara and his mouth went agape upon looking at the magnificent beauty who had been transformed into a High Elf. It would seem her white sparkling dress only further elevated her unmatched beauty and grace. For even among all the Elven races, Tara would be considered royalty and the fairest and one of the most beautiful Elves ever to come into existence.*
Ron: Wow... Tara... You're...
Tara: *Blushing* Yes, Ronnie?
Ron: Galadriel and Arwen couldn't compare to your beauty.
Tara: Oh, Ronnie, you're so sweet and romantic. ❤
Bonnie: Uh, excuse me! I've been turned into Succubus!
La: Patience! Our Lord and King will set this right and return us to our rightful forms. For I believe we all know who is responsible.
Ron: Yes, I know. I know. Just let me handle Loki, okay?
Yori: If you insist, Ron-Kun, but if it possible I would have words with the Trickster Goddess.
*Ron turns his attention back to see Yori, except her lower body was that of a snake as she slithered into the room. She has become a Lamia! Ron noticed something small fly past her and stop right before his face.*
Kim: She's not the only one, Ron!
Ron: *Chuckles* Kim? You're a...
Kim: I know, Ron! I'm a Fairy! Again!
Madison: Well, at least he can see you! Look at my poor Penny-Bear!
*Madison has been transformed into a Bunny demi human, whereas the Galathean beauty known as Penny has literally become an invisible woman! If not for her clothes, Ron wouldn't be able to see Penny, as she currently looks like something straight from a H.G. Welles novel! It was one shocking surprise after another with all the ladies!*
Ron: Penny, you're invisible! And Madison you're a literal Bunny-Girl?
Penny: It's a bit weird, but kinda cool.
Hydrea: I would prefer to be invisible rather than anyone to see me in this wretched form that I have forcibly taken!
*Hydrea and Hestia enter the room, transformed into a pair of Goblins!*
Hestia: I've always wondered what it would be like to be Jynx, but I never imagined actually experiencing it.
Scarlett: I assume we are gathering in this room for the time being?
*Everyone turns to see Scarlett, who has been transformed into a Dark Elf, astride Rhea who has become a female Centaur.*
Rhea: I've worked with horses on the farm with my Uncle Wyatt and Aunt Alexa. I even joked about being a work horse to my friends and family. But this? This is humiliating.
Jynx: Move your big horse ass outta the way!
*Once Rhea moves further into the room, Jynx who has become an Orc enters the room followed by Alora who is now a Jotuness. Unfortunately, the towering form that Alora now possesses is a bit difficult to get a handle on as she knocks her head against the entrance of the door.*
Alora: Ouch! I remember wishing upon a star and wanting to be taller, but now I'm regretting ever making such a wish!
Kim: Ron, you have to do something! We all can't remain like this!
Ron: I know, KP. I'm on it! Okay, uhm... all of you girls stay here. Let all the others know you're here, either if you see or hear them, or by contacting them with your phones. I'm gonna find Loki and get everything taken care of!
Bonnie: Then get on with it, Loser!
Kim: You know, Bon-Bon, a life-sucking lower demon really suits you.
Bonnie: Shut it, K!
Tara: Please, there is no need for arguing or fighting amongst ourselves. I know Ronnie will help us get back to normal.
Adrena: Freaking right! We'll be back to our real selves in no time! But I still wanna test these wings out and see what these babies can do!
Hydrea: The sooner I am out of this wretched form, the better!
Jynx: Bah! I like being bigger!
Alora: Speak for yourself!
Hestia: Please, do hurry, Ron. For all our sakes.
Ron: I'll be back.
*Ron departs, exiting the room and leaving the ladies there. He made it a couple hundred feet away before running into something of which he could only describe as a scaly mountain that sent him crashing to the floor. Rising slowly, Ron soon found himself gazing up at a towering Dragon with black and emerald scales. The formidable, yet gorgeously magnificent beast locked eyes with him. The titanic creature glared down at Ron and then spoke with a very familiar, seductive, yet intimidating voice.*
Shego: Where. Is. Loki?!
Ron: Selene? Is that you?
Shego: No, I'm a friend of Aria's. Of course, it's me!
Ron: Wow! You look pretty cool! A bit scary, but uniquely beautiful and majestic.
Shego: Ron. Focus.
Ron: Right. Sorry. I'm a bit distracted by your new look is all.
*Ron uses this opportunity to take in the shiny gleam of the Dragoness form of Shego, noticing how beautiful and majestic her scales were. It reminded him of not only the Dragons of Emorania, but also those from the works of J.R.R. Tolkien and other works of fantasy. Beautiful, majestic, powerful and dangerous. As one would expect a Dragoness to be.*
Shego: Eyes up here, Lover! Now where is that pain in the ass trickster?! She's going to change me back or else!
Ron: I'm actually going to find Loki now and see if I can reason with her. So, please, let me handle this first and see if I can convince her to change all of you back.
Shego: You've got 10 minutes. After that, I'm finding her and roasting that Trickster Goddess like a rotisserie chicken!
Ron: I'll keep that in mind. So, uh, why don't you go join the others?
Shego: Yeah, sure. Because I can fit so easily into the room now that I'm a Dragon.
Ron: Well, technically, you are a Dragoness and...
*Shego lowers her head, snorts, glares and rumbles irritability at Ron.*
Ron: And I'm just going to find Loki now. Yeah, good idea. Later!
*Ron races off to find Loki, leaving Shego alone to seethe in solitude. The Dragoness lets out a heavy sigh, resting her body on the ground and crossing her claws like a tiger lounging in its jungle dominion waiting for the perfect time to hunt.*
Shego: I love him, but sometimes he can be so dense and distracted way too easily. Hmm... I wonder? Nah! I'm sure Aria doesn't have a potion that'd change Ron into a Dragon... or does she?
*Moving at top speed, Ron races around the mansion in his search for Loki. He checks every room, every place, leaving no stone unturned in his pursuit of the Goddess of Mischief. She just had to be somewhere within the foundations of their massive home. It was then, upon entering the library, that Ron discovered Loki. The Goddess was lounging in a chair, reading a book about folklore and mythology.*
Loki: Oh, those Greeks were such deliciously indecisive fools. They cannot even keep their tales of Zeus and Olympus battle with Typhon straight, let alone accurate. Ah! My Beloved Champion!
*Loki rises from her seat, saunters over to Ron, and wraps her arms around his neck to pull him in for a quick kiss.*
Loki: What, pray tell, brings you to the library?
Ron: No games, Loki.
Loki: Games? Whatever do you mean, My Champion?
Ron: You know exactly what I mean. Change them back. All of them.
Loki: Ah, yes. Am I to assume that my breakfast didn't quite agree with the ladies? Did they undergo some transformations?
Ron: Yes, now change them back. You've had your fun, Loki, now undo it before it's too late.
Loki: Now where would the fun and mischief be in that, My Champion? Aren't you even curious as to why you are the only one who hasn't undergone a sudden change?
Ron: No. Okay, a little. So... Why is that?
Loki: Because I love you. I wouldn't do anything to change you, let alone harm or upset you.
Ron: And everyone else? Don't you think this might be upsetting or harmful to some of them?
Loki: Nonsense! It's just a bit of harmless fun and amusement! They're all unharmed, more or less. And my magic will fade. Eventually.
Ron: You know I can tell Frigg, Freja and Idun about this little stunt you've pulled. Spending a month in Vivian's Dungeon isn't as bad as what they'll do to you if you don't change the girls back.
Loki: I suppose that is a risk that I am willing to take, My Champion. This is simply too much fun for me to end it now. You understand, don't you?
*Ron stared at Loki, stoic and unmoving. Then, after what felt like a century, he shrugged his shoulders and slowly began to walk away. It honestly caught even Loki off guard. He couldn't be giving up this easily, could he?*
Ron: Okay, if that's how it's gonna be, then so be it. You win. However, if I was you, Loki, I wouldn't get too comfortable. The ladies aren't exactly too happy with what you've done. You may be willing to risk the wrath of Frigg, Freja and Idun... but are you prepared to weather the storms of the many, many, many angry ladies that you've transformed with your magic? All of them gunning for you? All of them on the hunt for you and not willing to rest until they have you in their clutches so you can be punished in every horrible way imaginable?
*It was at that moment Loki seemed to get a bit nervous upon hearing Ron's words. Perhaps she was beginning to realize the price for her mischief was too high? She utilized so much of her magic, so she couldn't teleport herself to safety far away from the vengeance seeking women of Ron's harem. Then again, he wouldn't let them harm her, would he? He would protect his beloved Goddess from their wrath, right?*
Loki: But, surely, you would protect me? Would you not, My Champion?
Ron: Oh, no! You made your bed, now you must sleep in it. You wanted to have your fun. You transformed the girls. You refuse to change them back immediately. So... You're going to have to deal with them. Alone.
*It was then that the massive doors of the library were smashed open, utterly pulverized by Shego in her Dragoness form. She was joined by her army of all the ladies who had been transformed by the magic Loki had instilled in the ingredients for their breakfast. All of their eyes fell upon Ron and then the target of their shared anger... LOKI!!!*
Amelia: *Her hair of snakes hiss in irritation* There she is!
Adrena: Let's freaking get her!
Shego: Oh, I'm gonna burn you to a crisp for what you've done to me, you bitch!
Loki: My Champion?
Ron: Have fun, Loki.
*Ron begins walking away, leaving Loki to run off screaming with all of the transformed ladies in hot pursuit of the Goddess of Mischief. Hours pass as Loki is chased relentlessly around every corner of the Stoppable Mansion. No place was safe! Not the Tyrannosaurus and Raptor enclosures, not the library, not the kitchen, not the laboratory, not the bathrooms, not the bedrooms, not the living room, not the swimming pool... Nowhere in the entire vicinity was safe for Loki! Finally, after so many hours of pursuit, Loki utilizes her magic and returns all of the ladies back to normal. However... it did not end their hunt for the Trickster Goddess!*
*Loki runs into the living room where Ron is leisurely watching TV. He had to protect her now that the women of his harem were returned to their true forms. He had to save her from their furious vengeance, didn't he?*
Loki: Okay! I changed them back! Now, please, call them off, My Champion! I beg of you! Have mercy on your loving Goddess!
Ron: No can do, Loki! I'm staying out of this. You brought it on yourself, so you will have to deal with the consequences of your mischief.
Loki: Please, My Champion! Save your Goddess!
*A bolt of fiery green plasma energy soars over Loki's head, causing her to scream and run for her life yet again. Seconds later, Ron watches as Shego leads the army of ladies in chasing Loki onward without any hint of remorse or mercy. It was quite a sight to behold.*
Shego: I'm coming for your ass, bitch!
Ron: Never a dull moment.
*Eventually, Ron did step in to end the wrathful hunt of Loki, but it did not mean she wasn't going to be punished for her mischief. Ron made it clear that Loki would not only spend a month in Vivian's Dungeon, but also that she would be forced to undertake tasks for every single lady in the harem that she had transformed. And, lastly, Loki would have to dawn a maid outfit and serve him, and all of the ladies needs until they felt she had been punished enough for her mischief.*
Comments
Thank you! More is to come, both in my writings and in the comic itself!
Aaron N. Fissel
2023-10-31 14:09:46 +0000 UTCThis was really good. Great Halloween entry. Keep up the good work as usual.
Jebest4781
2023-10-31 11:48:17 +0000 UTC