RSAHNP/Tarzan: Lord of the Jungle, Part 1

*Vivian Porter is organizing everything in her lab within Ron and the Ladies massive mansion home. She smiled to herself as she looked up at the painted portrait of her ancestors, Jane Porter and Tarzan, otherwise known as Mr. & Mrs. Greystoke. She was disturbed from her thoughts when Rhea entered, carrying two huge trunks that're nearly as long as Vivian was tall into the room. The powerful wrestling beauty sets them down on the ground.*

Rhea: Here's more of your family heirlooms that your family sent over from England, Viv.

Vivian: Thank you, Rhea. You're such a dear.

Rhea: You're welcome. So... not that it's any of my business, but what's in those? Buried treasure?

Vivian: *Giggles.* Not quite. However, I believe the items within are worth much more than any gold, silver or diamonds. Books, equipment, and other treasures belonging to my ancestors. I'm very fond of everything I inherited, particularly those items belonging to Professor Archimedes Q. Porter, his daughter Jane Porter and her husband John Greystoke.

*Vivian opens one of the huge trunks, smiling like a kid on Christmas as her eyes looked upon the treasures within. Books, artifacts, science equipment, and other wondrous things. She reaches in to grab one of the many sketchbooks that belonged to Jane Porter-Greystoke. She begins to gently flip through the pages, in awe of the beauty of the illustrations as she reads the notes written with the sketches.*

Vivian: Magnificent! I haven't looked upon these since my childhood. My grandparents would always read to me, telling me stories of Lady Jane Porter and Lord John Greystoke, or as he was better known as... Tarzan, the Ape-Man.

Rhea: Why was he called that?

*Before she could answer Rhea's inquiry, Ron, Shego, Kim, Adrena Lynn, Madison, Scarlett, Justine, Bonnie and Tara arrive carrying more of Vivian Porter's heirlooms into the laboratory. Ron and Adrena Lynn each set down some trunks, smaller than those Rhea carried in but still heavy. Shego, Madison and Scarlett each set down one of the larger trunks that were closer in size to the ones Rhea carried in. Kim, Justine, Tara and Bonnie carried the remainder of the items in, setting them atop the lab tables.*

Ron: Wow! Your family really sent you a bunch of stuff, Vivian!

Shego: You can say that again, Ronnie! So what's all in these chests or trunks or whatever?

Vivian: Some truly magnificent and incredible heirlooms, Beloved. Passed on from generation to generation.

Justine: Fascinating. I'll be most eager to examine these heirlooms... with your permission, of course.

Vivian: You're more than welcome to explore my heirlooms, Justine.

Kim: I must admit that I'm curious about a lot of this stuff myself.

Madison: Yeah! It's pretty neat! I wish Penny was here and not on one of her biology adventure trip thingies.

Scarlett: Don't worry, Mads. She'll be back soon enough.

Adrena: Yeah, besides we get to check out all of the freaky cool stuff!

Bonnie: Hmph! Whatever! I'm just glad we're done carrying it all inside.

Tara: Come on, Bonnie! It wasn't all that bad. And you have to admit that all these things are interesting.

*Vivian comes to the last illustration within the sketchbook, having viewed many pages of illustrations that featured gorillas, elephants, rhinos, baboons, birds, and even drawings of Tarzan, Jane, Professor Archimedes Q. Porter and several other individuals she wasn't as familiar with like Hugo and Hooft. However, it was on the last page of the last illustration that a date had been written down. It was at this exact moment that Vivian had a truly brilliant idea. A smile forms on her lovely features as she turns to gaze at Ron and all the ladies.*

Vivian: Would any of you be interested in going on a little time-travel adventure?

Ron: What do you mean?

Vivian: I mean, we are going on a safari to the past.

Justine: Do you mean...?

Vivian: Yes, I do.

*Drums begin to beat rapidly, signifying the intro of Disney's The Legend of Tarzan. Tarzan slashes through a map of Africa; Tarzan plunging into the waters of the jungle rivers and swimming; Tarzan running while the images of Tublat, Queen La, Lt. Colonel Staquait & Count Rokoff & Ian McTeague & Niels and Merkus, and lastly a Tyrannosaurus Rex appear. We see Tarzan and Jane romantically swinging on vines together, passing the likes of Kala, Terk, Tantor and Professor Archimedes Q. Porter before landing before all those characters and panning back to them and the gorilla family surrounding them. Next, we see Tarzan, Jane, Ron and the ladies fighting Queen La and her Leopard Men; Tarzan, Ron, and Rhea running from Tublat, avoiding getting smashed by the massive gorilla and then outmaneuvering him; Shego is dueling with Lt. Colonel Staquait while Tarzan, Ron and the ladies are taking on his army forces; The final scene is Tarzan standing on the edge of a waterfall beating his chest and letting out his infamous battle cry!*

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*After a blinding flash of light, a large portal materializes in the midst of the dense jungles of the African continent. Out of the portal steps Vivian Porter and Justine on a mecha-raptor who are soon followed by Ron, Shego, Rhea, Madison and Scarlett walking on foot, who are then lastly followed by Kim & Tara astride the female raptor and Adrena Lynn & Bonnie riding the male raptor. Everyone was dressed in gear and attire befitting a jungle safari. They all marveled in awe of the vast beauty of the jungle.*

Tara: Wow! It's so beautiful and green.

Bonnie: Ugh! Not to mention hot, humid, and swarming with insects! *A few mosquitoes and beetles buzz around her, causing her to swat at them.* Gah! Get away!

Justine: It's magnificent. It appears to be utterly untouched by humans. We may be the first to set foot in this part of the jungle.

Vivian: Do not be so certain, Justine. If I know my ancestors, they explored all the jungles of this continent. Including locations that no human has ever seen or set foot within. Now we just have to determine their whereabouts.

Shego: So you're basically telling me we're in a vast, impenetrable jungle and you don't know where we are supposed to go and find your ancestral relatives?

Vivian: Well, when you put it that way, Beloved... isn't adventure all about discovery and traversing the depths of the unknown?

Shego: In other words, we're lost.

Madison: We're lost? Senpai! I don't wanna be lost!

Rhea: Relax, Maddie. Just enjoy the beauty of nature.

Scarlett: Yes, look at those flowers. I bet you've never seen such lovely orchids.

Madison: Oooooh! Pretty flowers!

*Madison races over to smell and look at the stunningly beautiful flowers. Scarlett was right. She had never seen such flowers in all of her travels. The jungle was truly a magical place of incredible magnificence. So many different kinds of plants and animals. It was literally a world within a world.*

Adrena Lynn: I'm surprised we haven't seen any animals yet. It's a bit freaky.

Kim: Yeah, now that you mention it, shouldn't we be seeing monkeys, birds or other types of fauna?

Ron: Please don't mention monkeys, KP! It reminds me of Bobo, the chimp mascot from Camp Wannaweep. *Shudders* I still haven't gotten over those nights with him.

Kim: Sorry, Ron. I'm just a bit on edge. We should be seeing more animals.

Ron: I'm sure there's a logical explanation, KP. Maybe they're all taking a nap or at the waterhole or maybe they're...

*Suddenly a monstrous, thunderous roar echoes throughout the jungle. Birds burst from the trees and small animals scurry off in fear. The pair of raptors hiss and snarl, baring their teeth and snapping their jaws. They were on alert, ready to defend themselves. Something had them spooked. And they weren't the only ones.*

Adrena Lynn: Freaky...

Shego: What... the Hell... was that?

Vivian: I... I don't know, Beloved.

Justine: It sounded like a male specimen of the species gorilla gorilla mangani.

Rhea: Whatever it is, it's big and mean.

Tara: Bonnie, I'm scared.

Bonnie: M-Me, too, Tara.

Kim: I think it's best if we get out of here.

Ron: Good idea, Kim. The farther we get away from this place and that thing, the happier I'll be!

Scarlett: I believe that would be wise.

*Then, without warning, the ground begins to shake and tremble as if it were an earthquake. More birds explode from the trees in the distance, the trembling of the ground escalating. It was then that Ron and the ladies came to a conclusion. This wasn't a natural disaster like an earthquake. No, this was in fact a... STAMPEDE!!!!*

Ron: STAMPEDE!!!

*A massive herd of rhinos burst from the jungle, leveling anything in their path. The female raptor carrying Kim and Tara avoids the rampaging rhinos by swiftly dodging between them, while the male raptor carrying Adrena Lynn and Bonnie races off in the opposite direction while dodging the cantankerous herbivores. Rhea, Scarlett, Madison and Shego barely manage to make it safely away from the rhinos as Vivian and Justine on the mech-raptor dodge and evade the beasts. Once the last of the stampeding behemoths has passed, the assembled ladies regroup with their raptors.*

Justine: Well, that was most unexpected.

Bonnie: No kidding, Brainiac!

Tara: At least we're all safe.

Kim: For now.

Shego: Uh, ladies, you're forgetting someone important isn't with us!

Vivian: Oh, no...

All of them (simultaneously): Where's Ron?!

*When the rhino stampede occurred, Ron took off running like a madman, dodging and evading the huge horned herbivores until he found himself deep in the jungle. He didn't know how long he had been running, nor did he know how far he was from the ladies. The jungle was so vast, so untamed that it was nearly impossible for him to judge which direction he had come from. He tried calling out for each of the girls, hoping that they could hear him and come to his rescue.*

Ron: Kim?! Selene?! Viv?! Tara?! Adrena Lynn?! Can anyone hear me?! Hello! Ladies! Boyfriend in distress! Wah!

*Not watching his footing at the time, Ron trips on some tree roots and goes tumbling down a vast hill. He plows through numerous bushes, shrubs and flora of all kinds until he comes to a crashing halt. Slowly rising to his feet, Ron discovers he's in a vast, open meadow. However, he noticed there wasn't any animals grazing in the meadow. No gazelles, no rhinos, no elephants. Nothing. It was... weird. And very eerie.*

*He began walking out into the open meadow only to discover a truly horrific sight. A freshly killed rhino, its neck broken, its ribs broken and snapped off, and its flesh ripped from its carcass. It had been killed and something was eating it. But what could be strong enough to break a rhino's neck? What creature could possibly make prey of such a formidable beast?*

*Fear gripes Ron's heart; a shiver of fear running down his spine as he steps away from the rhino carcass. Suddenly a massive shadow falls over Ron, causing him to turn around and be met with a truly terrifying sight. Ron's eyes widen in fear at the sight of a massive ape whose teeth and pitch black fur of his beard were still dripping blood from its recent kill. The monstrous ape's eyes were crazed and savage, his size dwarfing Ron Stoppable who felt like a helpless infant in the presence of such a beast. The ape's eyes narrowed, focusing on Ron as he stood to his full height, roared and pounded his vast chest. The titanic bull ape was none other than the murderous and powerful Tublat, the fiercest beast on the entire African continent!*

*Ron did the only thing he could. He screamed at the top of his lungs, turned and ran away as fast as he possibly could from the monster ape. Unfortunately for him, Tublat gave chase, roaring and smashing his way through the jungle as he pursued the blond hero. Ron can barely avoid Tublat, narrowly avoiding his grasp as he uses his agility and the jungle terrain to his advantage against the massive bull ape. He manages to pass through two huge boulders while Tublat gets temporarily stuck, allowing Ron a brief moment of respite as the sociopathic brute roars and reaches for Ron.*

Ron: You're not getting me that easy, ugly! Wah! Okay, I'm running! Waaaaaaah!!!!

*Ron takes off running just as Tublat pushes aside the massive boulders with only minimal effort. The monstrous gorilla resumes the chase, getting closer and closer to snatching his prey. With the swipe of arm, Tublat swats Ron aside like an insect, sending the unfortunate hero soaring through the air and smacking against the trunk of a towering tree. Instantly knocked unconscious, Ron's motionless form lays prone on the ground as Tublat makes his approach. A sinister smile comes across the psychotic ape's face as he raises his gigantic fists to administer the fatal, crushing blow!*

*Then, at the absolute last second, Tarzan swoops in and snatches up the body of Ron Stoppable before Tublat can pulverize the unconscious young man. Tublat snarls in rage, pounding the ground with his fists and then focusing his sights on his most hated enemy lurking beyond his reach. It was because of Tarzan that Kerchak defeated him and banished him from the gorilla family; it was Tarzan, who managed to outwit him countless times in the past, who kept him from ruling over the entire jungle. Tublat loathed Tarzan more than anything or anyone, his darkest desire was to take away everything the Lord of the Jungle loved and then crush the very life out of him.*

Tarzan: There will be no more death brought on by your hands today, Tublat!

Tublat: You miserable hairless runt! That wretched creature was mine to do with as I pleased! And you would dare take him from me?! I'll kill you for this!

Tarzan: Not today, Tublat. Not ever!

*Tarzan swings off into the depths of the jungle with the unconscious form of Ron Stoppable, proving to be far too swift for Tublat to follow. The monstrous bull ape roars in uncontrollable fury, smashing boulders and toppling entire trees in his fit of rage and frustration. He would have his revenge against Tarzan for stealing his kill! It was only a matter of time.*

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*In the camp of one Dr. Archimedes Q. Porter, the cheerful scientist and his beautiful, benevolent daughter Jane Porter were busy organizing books, equipment and various other items within the encampment. Aiding them was the rowdy, rough-and-tumble gorilla Terk and the overly cautious, phobic elephant Tantor. It was the very least they could do to help their friends... not to mention Terk and Tantor may have been responsible for making a bit of a mess of the camp earlier. It was amazing how such a big, strong elephant like Tantor could be so terrified of a couple of mosquitoes.*

Terk: Seriously, Tantor, how can you be afraid of something so tiny? I mean, mosquitoes are bugs, for crying out loud!

Tantor: And do you know how many deadly diseases mosquitoes carry? Those things may be tiny, but they're death on wings!

Terk: Yeah, don't care.

Tantor: Anyway, I'm so sorry I knocked over your book cases, Professor.

Professor Archimedes Q. Porter: Oh, it's quite all right, Tantor.

Jane Porter: Besides, nothing was damaged and no one was hurt. That's all that matters.

Professor Porter: Quite right, Jane. These can all be replaced or fixed. Speaking of which, I do need to go to the Trading Post sometime for some equipment. Not to mention some delicious Earl Grey Tea.

Jane: *Giggles* Oh, Daddy, you and your tea. I must confess that I, too, wouldn't mind going to the Trading Post. I'm certain Mr. Dumont will have acquired some new clothes, possibly even some lovely dresses. And maybe I can get a few new books for Tarzan to read...

*Unexpectedly, his presence akin to some ancient God of the Jungle, Tarzan appears and lands within the camp. Jane, her Father, Terk and Tantor immediately notice Tarzan carrying a blond-haired young man slung over his shoulder. They all rush over to Tarzan's side, each looking upon the unconscious form of Ron Stoppable. They knew nothing of this young man, nor why he was in the middle of the jungle. Was he from London? Perhaps from America? Or possibly from Denmark, Norway or Iceland? His physical features definitely suggest he is from one of the Caucasian ruling lands. Who was this individual?*

Jane: Tarzan, you're back! Who do you have with you?

Tarzan: I don't know. I saved him from Tublat.

Tantor: Tublat's returned to our jungle?!

Terk: That ain't good!

Professor Porter: Good Lord! No one will be safe with that monstrous creature lurking about! It's a good thing you were there to save this boy from that beast!

Terk: What's blondie here doing in the jungle anyway?

Jane: We'll find out later. Right now, let's get him properly taken care of. Daddy, can you examine him? I'll get a wet washcloth to clean his head wound.

Professor Porter: Yes, of course! Excellent idea, Jane. Tarzan, if you wouldn't mind setting him down, I'll examine him while Jane cleans and dresses his wound.

Tarzan: Yes, Professor. Here, Terk, let him rest in your lap.

Terk: Hey, why do I gotta watch over him?

Tarzan: Terk, please.

Terk: Oh, fine. Don't think this means I'm going soft or anything!

*Jane returns swiftly with a wet washcloth and begins cleaning the wound. Once done, Jane bandages the wound and rests the head of Ron Stoppable back in Terk's lap. Tarzan, Jane, Terk and Tantor quietly watch as Professor Porter examines the young man, checking his temperature, his pulse and everything necessary to give a proper examination.*

Professor Porter: Well, aside from the head wound, some bruises, and a minor concussion... He's fit as a fiddle, if I do say so. He'll be awake and on his feet in no time.

Jane: Well, that's a relief. Most who encounter Tublat don't live to tell the tale of it.

Professor Porter: Yes, he's a lucky one. Quite fortunate, indeed.

*It was at this point Rufus pops his head out of Ron's pants pocket, revealing himself to Tarzan, Jane, The Professor, Terk and Tantor. As one would expect, Tantor overacted to the sudden appearance of the naked mole-rat, screaming and bellowing in fear. The elephant cowers behind Terk, shielding his eyes and trembling in fear.*

Tantor: *Groans and whimpers in fear* What is that horrible thing, Terk?!

Terk: It's weird looking, okay, that's what it is!

Rufus: *The naked mole-rat jumps out of Ron's pocket and shakes his tiny fist indignantly at Terk.* Hey!

Professor Porter: It appears to be a specimen of Heterocephalus Glaber, or more commonly know as...

Jane: A naked mole-rat! Fascinating.

Tarzan: Naked mole-rat?

Terk: Like I said, weird.

Rufus: Hnk! You weird!

Terk: Hey! Watch it, you hairless rodent!

Professor Porter: Quite the spunky little fellow, isn't he?

Jane: Indeed. It's quite admirable. Come here, little one.

*Jane tenderly picks up Rufus in her hand. The little rodent smiles and waves at those around him. He was always a warm and friendly creature, even to total strangers.*

Jane: *Giggles* He's certainly friendly.

*It was then that Ron began to stir, letting out a pained groan as he slowly opens his eyes. His vision was blurry at first, but then when it became clear and focused, the very first thing he noticed was his head resting in a furry lap. Then he looks up to see a gorilla with a peculiar sagittal crest hairdo looking down at him curiously. Recalling his very recent encounter with a monster ape, and his phobia of primates in general, this causes Ron to react. He practically leaps away from Terk, stumbles, rolls and begins crawling away while screaming in terror.*

Ron: AAAAAAH!!! KILLER GORILLA!!!!

Tantor: Killer Gorilla?! Where? WHERE?! *He grabs Terk with his trunk, pulling her close and squeezing her a bit too tightly for her liking.* Oh, Terk, save me!

Terk: Would... You... Relax?! Geesh! Never thought I'd meet a human who's a bigger scaredy-cat than you!

*Ron is lifted to his feet by Tarzan. Ron looks at the Lord of the Jungle, noticing the long flowing mane of dark brown hair, the incredible muscular physique, the scars etched upon his flesh, and those intense, yet gentle and compassionate blue-green eyes. Then he looked upon Jane Porter, the wife of Tarzan and ancestor of his girlfriend Vivian Francis Porter. She was truly a beautiful woman; warm blue-hued eyes, long flowing brown hair, and a figure that even most of his girlfriends would admire or be envious of. It was obvious that living in the jungle only served to blossom her beauty further, while making her strong and ingenious. Then, of course, there was her father, Professor Archimedes Q. Porter; a brilliant, soft-spoken, highly intelligent, generous, kind-hearted elderly man with a big white mustache.*

Professor Porter: Settle down, my dear boy. Trust me, you are quite safe here.

Jane: Yes, you are among friends.

Ron: *Sigh* Okay, that's a relief. The last thing I remember is some huge monster ape with crazy eyes trying to kill me. I guess I should be glad I'm still alive.

Jane: I should say so! If not for Tarzan, you would have been killed by Tublat.

Ron: Tublat? What's that?

Tarzan: A dangerous enemy to all in the jungle. I am Tarzan. Who are you?

Ron: I'm Ron. Ron Stoppable.

Jane: It's a pleasure to meet you, Ron Stoppable. I'm Jane Porter.

Professor Porter: Yes, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, my dear boy. I'm Professor Archimedes Q. Porter, at your service.

Tarzan: And this is Terk and Tantor.

Tantor: Hello.

Terk: Hey.

Ron: *Takes a step back from Terk.* Yeah, sorry. I'm sure they're nice and all, but I kinda got this major phobia of monkeys & apes. No offense.

Tantor: There's a phobia of apes? Terk, how could you?! You should've told me!

Terk: Great. Add another one in your long list of fears and phobias.

Jane: *She holds out Rufus in the palm of her hand. The naked mole-rat leaps atop Ron's shoulder and hugs his cheek.* And I believe we've already met your little hairless friend.

Ron: Rufus! Buddy! I'm glad you're all right!

Jane: Rufus, eh? So that's what the little fellow's name is.

Ron: Yep! Raised him since he was a little baby. Best pal in the whole world.

Terk: And here I thought this guy couldn't get any weirder.

Jane: So what brings you to the jungle?

Professor: Yes, what in the world are you doing in this environment, my boy? It's not exactly the safest place to visit, especially with Tublat running amok.

Ron: Oh, I'm here with my girlfriends. We came here looking to meet Tarzan and... OH MY GOD! The ladies! I lost them during the rhino stampede! They're still out there in the jungle looking for me! What if they're lost?! What if that killer gorilla gets them?!

Jane: *She grabs him by the shoulders.* Ron, calm down! We'll find them. Now, who are all those that came with you?

Ron: Well, there's Selene, Kim, Adrena, Tara, Vivian, Justine, Bonnie, Rhea, Scarlett and Madison.

Professor Porter: Quite a large group of ladies, if I do say so. Not to worry! They couldn't have traveled far. At least I hope not.

Tarzan: Don't worry. I'll find them.

Ron: Please bring them back safely, Tarzan. I'd never forgive myself if anything happened to them.

Tarzan: I understand.

Jane: Be careful, My Love.

Tarzan: I will.

*Tarzan races off into the depths of the jungle, leaving Ron Stoppable with Jane, Terk, Tantor and the Professor. He swings through the trees by grasping hanging vines, surfs along the swirling tree limbs, and leaps across entire stretches of the jungle canopy. He would find the women lost in the jungle and return them safely to camp, even if he had to search the entire jungle from dusk til dawn. Nothing would stand in the Lord of the Jungle's way, nor would he allow any harm to befall those in his dominion.*

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*Shego, Kim, Rhea, Vivian, Bonnie, Justine, Madison, Tara, Scarlett and Adrena Lynn have been searching for Ron for what seems like hours. The jungle was so vast, so impenetrable, so indistinguishable that it felt like they were literally wandering around in circles. Despite it all, they did not give up or relent in the slightest in their search for their beloved boyfriend and Master. All of them were beyond bound and determined to find him. No matter how long or how far they must trek through the merciless jungles of the African continent.*

Kim: Ron!

Tara: Ronnie!

Vivian: Beloved!

Madison: Ronnie Ron!

Bonnie: Stoppable, you Loser! Where are you?!

Rhea: Ron! Call out if you can hear us!

Shego: Dammit! Where the fuck is he?!

Adrena Lynn: He's got to be freaking somewhere!

Justine: Then we simply keep searching until we find him!

Scarlett: Yes, and we will find him.

Bonnie: Ugh! Why did we have come here?! We can't find Ron! We're lost in the jungle! And you know what? I'm sick of riding this stupid, scaly, smelly dinosaur!

*Bonnie crawls off the raptor, who snorts in indignation from the brunette's insults toward him. She glares at the male saurian, daring him to hiss or snarl at her. She was in no mood to put up with anything, let alone some temperamental raptor.*

Bonnie: Quiet, lizard breath!

*The male raptor snaps its jaws at Bonnie, causing her to flinch back and glare at the dinosaur. Adrena Lynn caresses the raptor's head, trying to calm and comfort him. She knew all too well how Bonnie could get under one's skin with her bossy attitude.*

Adrena Lynn: Easy there, Slash. You know how Bonnie is when she's freaking moody.

Tara: Bonnie, maybe you should get back on Slash. You're not exactly... a nature girl.

Bonnie: Would you relax, Tara? I'm perfectly capable of walking around the jungle like everyone else.

Tara: Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you.

Bonnie: *She steps into some sludge and mud, causing her shoes to become wet, dirty and stuck.* Ugh! Perfect! These were some of my best shoes! *She pulls with all her might only to have her foot pop out of the shoe entirely as it remained lodged in the mud.* I really hate this jungle!

*Suddenly, a swarm of insects attack Bonnie, attracted to the sweet scent of her perfume and hair conditioner. She screams, swatting at the insect horde and begins running around the jungle as the other women looked on. When it seems she rid herself of the insect swarm, Bonnie is then leapt upon by Manu, an adorable baby baboon who merely jumped down to investigate the strange human in his midst. Unfortunately for Manu, Bonnie overacts and begins screaming her head off and running amok, much to the amusement of the other ladies.*

Bonnie: *Screams* Get off me! Get off! Get off!! GET OFF!!!

Kim: Should we do something?

Shego: And ruin a good show?

Justine: *She smiles, enjoying seeing Bonnie Rockwaller run around like a crazed lunatic as Manu tries to keep himself from being thrown off.* She makes a valid point, Kimberly.

Kim: True...

Rhea: I do feel bad for the baby monkey having to listen to her big mouth.

Madison: Awww, poor sweet thing.

*Bonnie eventually trips on a tree root, sending her nosediving face first into the thick, gooey mud. Manu leaps off her and scurries away. Seconds later, Bonnie rises from the mud, face covered in muck and gasping for air. Her blood was really boiling now, a savage snarl gracing her lovely features. It was then that Manu reappears, carrying a mango-like fruit in his hand. He sits close to Bonnie, looking at the mud covered young woman.*

Manu: *Offers Bonnie the fruit.* Oo-ooo?

Bonnie: GET AWAY FROM ME!!!

*Manu drops the fruit, let's out a frightened cry, and leaps directly into Madison's comforting arms. The baby baboon glares at Bonnie, shaking his tiny fist at the brunette and hooting up a storm. Madison could only smile at the adorable little primate. She absolutely loved animals, all animals, especially babies.*

Madison: Oh, sweetie, it's not your fault. Bonnie is always a moody meanie. She's a wall of ice. Trust me.

Bonnie: Ugh! As if you couldn't be more of a bigger freak, Maddie, now you're talking to a baby monkey?!

Madison: *She gently snuggles Manu; the baby baboon enjoys the genuine affection and motherly warmth of the blonde wrestler.* Animals have voices and feelings, too, you know!

Bonnie: Whatever! I'm so sick of animals and this whole stupid jungle! Why couldn't we've gone to Hawaii or somewhere nice?

Shego: Would you please shut your fucking cock holster already, Sugar Tits?! In case you've forgotten, we're looking for Ron! And we're not going anywhere until we find him!

*Suddenly, the female raptor begins hissing and snapping its jaws as her eyes scoured the canopy. Reacting to its mate, the male raptor extends its claws as the pair of saurians took on a fighting stance. They could sense something lurking above, watching their every move as it remained hidden from them in the canopy.*

Kim: Whoa, Amber! What's wrong, girl?

Vivian: I believe they detect something.

Justine: Yes, but what could it be?

Vivian: I'm not certain. But if it has them on edge, I would say that it would be wise to remain aware of our surroundings.

*A few leaves descend past Shego's head, her emerald green irises narrowing and gazing up at the jungle canopy. Then, without warning, Shego ignites her hands in fiery emerald-green plasma and fires numerous bolts toward the canopy. Birds explode from the canopy, small animals scurry away, and even little Manu jumps out of Madison's arms and runs off. All of the women look at Shego, wondering what could've provoked her to unleash her plasma.*

Vivian: Beloved, what are you doing?

Shego: I thought I saw something moving above us.

Kim: Amp down, Shego! Seriously, are you trying to set the jungle ablaze?!

Shego: I can control my plasma to be fiery energy or pure concussive force or a combination of both, Princess! Not that I would expect you to remember!

Vivian: Enough! Arguing amongst ourselves is getting us nowhere.

Rhea: Viv's right. We need to keep moving if we're gonna find Ron before nightfall.

*In the jungle canopy above, Tarzan had just barely managed to dodge the plasma blasts. It was only through his inhuman speed, reflexes and agility that he managed to avoid the bolts of energy. Never before had he seen a human being summon green fire from their hands and hurl it like he would a spear. He had seen Queen La fire mystical fire and energy from her staff, but never did he expect such powers to be summoned and unleashed in such a way. He remains in the shadows, swinging and climbing amongst the trees while observing the women.*

*Tarzan noticed the reptilian beasts that five of the women rode upon, creatures that reminded him of the dinosaurs of Pellucidar. One of the creatures even appeared to be constructed entirely of metal. He had to be careful, for these saurians were more than capable of smelling and sensing his presence.*

*Most of the women didn't particularly seem to be volatile or aggressive, with the exception of the dark-haired beauty who could summon green fire. Then again, the large, towering, muscular raven-haired beauty could easily be a very powerful opponent if engaged in combat. Her two associates, a bubbly blonde in pigtails and a stoic woman with a crimson streak in her long black hair, could be potentially formidable if provoked into conflict. The redhead and the curly-haired blonde on one of the raptors seem harmless enough, as did the two blondes riding the metal raptor, but appearances could be deceiving. The blonde riding alone on one of the raptors rolled her eyes at the one brunette who had a particularly loud, obnoxious, rude mouth and kept complaining as she swatted at insects.*

Bonnie: Ugh! I hate this! Why can't Ron show up so we can get out of this stupid place?!

Kim: Give it a rest, will you, Bonnie?

Adrena Lynn: Yeah, besides, it's not like the answer to all our problems is gonna fall right into our freaking laps!

*Tarzan quite literally lands in the midst of the group, startling some of the ladies and causing the raptors to snarl. He stands to his upright to his full height, his impressive physique and height towering over all the ladies with the exception of Rhea Rampage. His eyes focus on all the women, making eye contact with each and every one of them before he began to speak.*

Tarzan: You're not safe here. Come with me.

Shego: *She ignites her hands in fiery plasma and proceeds to lunge at Tarzan.* Not happening, Jungle Man!

Vivian: Beloved, wait...!

*It was too late. The fight was on! Shego lunged, lashing out with a flurry of kicks and punches. However, not once was she able to land a single blow. The Ape-Man's speed, agility and reflexes were unlike any she encountered before, even by superhuman standards. He even managed to avoid her plasma, dodging and evading the bolts of energy. If he did not dodge her attacks, he blocked them entirely. Then, suddenly, he caught Shego, restraining her by the wrists, overpowering and lifting her off the ground. He hurls her through the air effortlessly, sending Shego crashing atop Madison and Scarlett. The three ladies lay in a heap as Tarzan made his approach; he stood before them, regal and strong as he spoke in a stern, commanding tone of voice.*

Tarzan: I am not your enemy.

*Before Tarzan could even react, he is tackled by Rhea, the powerful woman spearing him, lifting him on her shoulder and driving him into the base of a massive tree. The powerful wrestling woman didn't hesitate nor relent in her attack, using her MMA and boxing skills to land blow after pummeling blow upon the Lord of the Jungle, each strike faster and stronger than the last. He withstands the barrage, grabbing Rhea's fists within his hands and halting her blows for the time being. She was strong, unbelievably so. Strong as him, perhaps even a bit more.*

Tarzan: I... Do not... Want to fight... You!

Rhea: Too late... for that!

*Tarzan headbutts Rhea, allowing him the chance to disrupt the challenge of strength between them and proceed to judo throw her to the ground only for Rhea to deliver a legsweep. Tarzan is quick to get to his feet, as is Rhea, who lunges to attack the Lord of the Jungle. They're soon rejoined by Shego, who aids Rhea in attacking Tarzan. The battle is fierce and fast, each blocking and administering powerful blows to one another. Then, suddenly, Vivian and Justine ride in with the mecha-raptor, placing themselves between Tarzan and Shego & Rhea Rampage.*

Vivian: Enough! Stop fighting immediately! All of you!

Shego: What's the deal, Viv?!

Vivian: *She dismounts the mecha-raptor and stands before Tarzan.* Do you not recognize him, Beloved? How about you, Rhea, do you not remember the portrait?

Rhea: Hmm... wait a second! I remember! Lord Greystoke and Jane Porter! Yeah! He's a bit... different looking when not in a suit.

Tarzan: Do I know you? How do you know Jane?

Vivian: I'll explain everything in due time. However, I must ask... Tarzan, I presume? Yes, well, why do you insist on us coming with you?

Tarzan: Tublat has returned. The jungle is not safe for anyone, especially those who are not familiar with its terrain. And, besides, your friend is at the camp.

Vivian: Friend?

Tarzan: His name is Ron Stoppable. He awaits you at the Professor's camp. He sent me to find you.

*No sooner had Tarzan finished his sentence did the Lord of the Jungle find himself being swarmed by all of the women. The pair of raptors even decided to venture forward, their nostrils inhaling Tarzan's scent and managing to detect Ron's own. It was quite a sight for the Ape-Man to experience.*

Shego: Ron!

Kim: Ron!

Adrena Lynn: Ron!

Tara: Ronnie!

Madison: Ronnie Ron!

Justine: Ron!

Bonnie: Ron!

Rhea: Ron!

Scarlett: Ron...!

Vivian: Tarzan, can you please take us to the camp?

Tarzan: *He smiles and nods.* Of course. Follow me.

Shego: Lead the way, Ape-Man.

*Tarzan begins leading the ten women through the dense jungle, navigating the terrain and traversing their way back to Professor Porter's encampment. The ladies couldn't wait to see Ron Stoppable, their beloved boyfriend and Master, safe and sound at the camp. It was a massive relief to all of their minds. For none of them dared to think what might transpire if something were to have happened to him. He was their heart and soul. None of them could imagine a life without him in it. Their adventure back in time into the depths of the African jungle was already a perilous one, but little did they suspect that their grand adventure would become more dangerous and exciting than any of them could ever hope to imagine. *