RSAHNP: ONE-SHOT: An Encounter with Shego

*Several months before Dr. Bortel's nanite incident, Kim and Ron found themselves on yet another mission. And, as expected, it involved the notorious Dr. Drakken. Apparently, from what information Wade had given them, the villain had obtained a machine that's capable of harnessing the power of Earth's tectonic plates. Such a device couldn't be left in anyone's hands, especially not those of the bumbling Drew Lipsky. Thus it was up to Team Possible to stop Drakken and either retrieve or destroy the device by any means necessary.*

*Breaking into the lair was no problem. Finding the exact location of the machine within Drakken's lair? Different story. Kim decided it was best for them to split up and search for the device, but Ron wasn't exactly thrilled. He wasn't worried about running into Drakken or his goons, as he could handle them. No, he was afraid of running into a very fiery, angry Shego who wouldn't hesitate to pummel or blast him into oblivion. So, needless to say, as Ron stealthily walked through the corridors of the lair, he couldn't help but feel very on edge.*

Ron: Oh, man! Why did KP insist that we split up? I wish Rufus didn't have a cold. I could really use some back-up right about now. Okay, calm down, Ron. Just keep looking for the Drakken's machine and avoid running into Shego.

*Unknown to Ron, his presence was already detected by Shego. The villainess smiled to herself as she looked at one of the monitors, her emerald-green eyes focused on the blond hero. Turning away from the monitor, she looked herself over in the mirror before departing. It was going to be a very fun experience for her, going after the sidekick instead of Princess for once. She wouldn't hurt him... at least not too much. After all, business before pleasure.*

*She could honestly care less about Drakken's stupid scheme involving the planet's tectonic plates, nor did she care if the device he stole would be destroyed by Princess and Stoppable. In fact, she had long grown tired and utterly frustrated working for the imbecilic Drew Lipsky. If it were not for the generous pay and the chance to fight the Princess, she would have stopped working for him months ago. Of course, being able to potentially interact with Ron Stoppable and seduce him away from Possible was an equally promising prospect. After all, why should that egotistical, selfish, glory hound of a redhead have him by her side when all she did was take him for granted?*

Ron: You know, you'd think finding a giant machine that can harness the energy created by Earth's tectonic plates would be easier! I just hope KP finds it so we can get out of here, because I do not wanna fight Shego! No way! The Ron-man wants to go home with as little bruises and burns as possible!

Shego: Well, well, well. What do we have here? A lone, bumbling, blond sidekick. Did you wander away from the Princess like a little lost dog, buffoon?

Ron: *Gulp!* Oh, I'm dead. So very, very dead!

*Ron slowly turns around, his eyes wide with fear as he sees Shego gazing at him. A wicked smile crept on the villainess face as she advances forward, her hands igniting in fiery green plasma. She enjoyed invoking fear, and the fact that Ron Stoppable was reminiscent of a cute, frightened bunny rabbit made it all the more amusing for her. He took a few steps back, his eyes locked on to her own. Despite his fear of her and what she's capable of, Ron had to confess that she was stunningly beautiful. A real Goddess of a woman, if he was being honest with himself. It's too bad that he couldn't simply be in awe of her beauty, as he was absolutely certain she was about put him in a lot of a pain.*

Ron: S-S-S-Shego...! H-Hey! Um... so... think you can just let me go? Just this once? Pretty please?

Shego: Afraid not. It's nothing personal, just business. I got a reputation to maintain. I'm certain even you can understand that.

Ron: Y-Yeah, I get that. But does this really have to get violent? I mean, honestly, who likes violence?

Shego: *Grins maliciously* I like violence.

Ron: *Gulp!* I-I-I... guess there's nothing I can do to change your mind?

Shego: Nope.

Ron: W-Well, in that case, I'll just be... RUNNING!!!

*Ron takes off like a bolt of lightning and Shego was hot on his heels in pursuit! Ron never ran so fast in his life, doing his best to avoid Shego's clutches and dodging bolts of plasma that the powerful, fiery-tempered villainess launched at him. She was relentless in her pursuit of him, enjoying the chase, the thrill of the hunt. She was like a cheetah running after an impala, or a ferocious tigress racing after a deer. It was thrilling!*

Ron: HELP! KP!! KIM!!! BEST FRIEND IN DISTRESS!!!!

Shego: She can't save you! And you can't run from me forever, sidekick! Sooner or later, I'll get you!

Ron: I DON'T WANNA DIE! I DON'T WANNA DIE!! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!

*It is only by sheer luck alone that Ron manages to dodge a lunging Shego, who crashes into some equipment and crates lying about. Ron is quick to take advantage of the situation, trying his best to hide from the villainess who explodes from the wreckage and unleashes a volley of plasma bolts in fury in every direction. She marches out of the wreckage, her heightened superhuman senses trying to detect any noise or movement in the vicinity of the lair. Slowly and quietly, like a predator stalking its prey, she moves throughout the area.*

Shego: Ooooh, Stoppable! Where are you? I know you're here, somewhere. You cannot hide from me, sidekick. It's only a matter of time before I find you.

*Ron could feel his heart hammering away in his chest. It was difficult to keep his breathing under control, difficult to keep quiet, and even more difficult not to just bolt. But he couldn't do that. He couldn't run from Shego forever. His best bet was to stay quiet and keep hidden for as long as possible, even if his instincts were literally screaming at him to run. But how long would it last?*

*Ron trembled as Shego passed by the crate he was hiding behind. He watched anxiously as she would leap atop the crates, her eyes scanning the entire vicinity of the lair before leaping to the next one until she lands in a barren part of the room. The tension in the room was unnerving, especially for Ron Stoppable who felt like he was in the lair of a deadly fire-breathing Dragoness. In a brief moment of non-terror, Ron wondered if this was how Bilbo Baggins felt when he entered the Lonely Mountain where the dragon Smaug dwelled? The thought vanished when he heard Shego's voice call out to him, tempting him to come forth with its falsely sweet tone.*

Shego: Come now. Don't be shy. Step out and reveal yourself. I promise I won't hurt you... much.

*It was then Shego got a brilliant idea, one that was absolutelyperfect to get her hands on Ron Stoppable. Since her current tactics weren't flushing Ron Stoppable out from his hiding place, then maybe she would use a bit of psychological warfare on him. It would not only prove amusing to her by instilling doubt in his mind about his loyalties to Kim Possible, but it could potentially cause him to reveal his location to her. And with those thoughts in mind, Shego began to speak aloud, knowing full well that the blond hero could hear her.*

Shego: Tell me, Stoppable, why are you aimlessly following the Princess around the world? What has she promised you? A share of the glory - as if she has any left to spare?

Ron: *In a whisper/hushed tone* What...?

*Ron didn't understand. What was Shego getting at? What did she mean? Kim didn't need to give him anything in order for him to join her on the missions. She was his best friend, and he'd do anything to help her.*

Shego: I can see right through the Princess, Stoppable. She has you around, because it validates and lifts her up. You are merely a comical element. It helps her look more serious and less like that of a child. She craves the drama and loves the attention.

Ron: No... No... You're wrong... Kim and I... We... We just want to help people... We just want... We want to make the world a better place for everyone. 

Shego: Do you really think she views you as an equal? A partner? Do you truly believe she cares about you? She needs you... for now, at least. But when she doesn't, she'll cast you out like a leper.

Ron: No... You're wrong... Kim... She is my friend... She always has been... She always will be.

Shego: It must be so disappointing for you that you're not remembered, that you're never given a shred of credit or acknowledged for saving the world with her. I'm sure she at least helped you to become noticed in High School, perhaps even get a few dates with some of the cuties there?

Ron: ...

*Ron didn't know what to say, nor what to think or believe. Could it be that Shego was right? That he wasn't Kim's partner or her best friend? It disturbed and hurt him, more than he would ever admit it did.*

Shego: I take that as a definite "NO", huh? How depressing. She doesn't sound much like a good friend at all, does she?

Ron: Shut up...

Shego: Then again, maybe you're simply not worth the time or effort? Maybe you have no potential at all? If that's the case, I can see why the Princess wouldn't care about you. I can see why no one would be interested in being with... you.

*The words hit Ron harder and more painful than any blow ever possibly could. Not only did it hurt him, it made him angry. Very, very angry. It felt like a monster, a force of nature was roaring within him, demanding that he cease hiding and fight. Against all his better judgment and reasoning, Ron rushes out of his hiding spot and roars at Shego.*

Ron: FUCK YOU, SHEGO!!!

*The villainess smiles like a shark, her hands once again becoming engulfed in emerald plasma energy as her eyes focused on her target. I suppose she really should thank all of those psychology courses she undertook to get her degree in college. They've really aided her in this particular scenario. Now she had Ron Stoppable in her sights, and there would be no more hiding from her!*

Shego: There you are.

Ron: Oh, this tanks!

*Ron began running yet again, and much like before Shego was in hot pursuit of her prey. It took all of Ron's athleticism and skills to avoid not only getting blasted by bolts of plasma, but avoiding Shego getting her hands on him in general. He could almost swear she was savoring this chase, relishing in the adrenaline rush. Ron noticed a rope hanging down that leads to the upper levels of the lair. If he could get ahold of it he could potentially climb or even swing his way to safety. Rushing forward, Ron leaps in the air and reaches his hand out to grasp the rope.*

*Suddenly, a powerful force and a searing fiery pain struck Ron square in the back, causing him to cry out in agony. Shego's plasma bolt hit dead center, ripping Ron's black shirt to pieces. Ron could only helplessly flay in midair before crashing and rolling on the ground, his flesh bruised and scorched by the plasma. He let out a pained groan while Shego, smirking triumphantly, saunters over the fallen blond hero. Finally, she had Ron Stoppable right where she wanted him. No more hiding, no more running, no more escapes. He was cornered and at her mercy.*

*She takes the opportunity to look over Ron's body, biting her lip briefly as she eyes his firm rear. Not only was he cute, but the blond had a nice body. It's a shame it's wasted being around a redheaded heroine who took him for granted. If she had Ron Stoppable all to herself, if she could claim him, groom him, make him hers and hers alone... the potential would be limitless.*

*She noticed Ron trying to get back up, but she swiftly pushed him back down on the floor with her boot. Then, like a predator laying claim to its kill, she rests herself on Ron, keeping him pinned to the floor. She proceeds to run a gloved hand through his messy blond hair and then grabs a handful of it, lifting his head up so that she may speak with him directly.*

Shego: I told you, Stoppable. There's no place you could hide from me. And as fast and agile as you are, you couldn't hope to run from me forever. Now that I have you, though... what should I do with you? Hmm...

*The gorgeous, yet dangerous villainess began contemplating her next course of action. Then, she smiled as she came to a decision. She would have some fun with Ron Stoppable. Lifting him up by his blond hair, Shego palm thrusts his chest, sending Ron smacking into the wall and letting out a snarl of pain from a combination of the blow and searing pain of his scorched back hitting the wall. He narrows his eyes at the villainess as she makes her approach. Stopping in front of the blond hero, she rests her hands on her hips, smirking dangerously at him.*

Ron: W-What do you want, Shego?

*Shego doesn't respond, at least not at first. She ignites a hand in fiery plasma and walks forward until she is directly in front of Ron. She raises her plasma encased hand close to Ron's face to the point its about to touch his skin, causing him to flinch and close his eyes. Unexpectedly, she extinguishes the plasma on her hand, takes her index finger and gently strokes his face. Ron opens his eyes to discover the formidable beauty staring at him, a unexpected serenity in her emerald-green eyes as she continued to gently caress his face in an affectionate manner.*

Shego: I just wanna have some fun with you. Is that too much to ask?

*Blushing, yet still a bit angry from the combination of the pain from the wound and Shego's words from earlier, Ron smacks her hand away and tries to run. He didn't get far as Shego literally grabs him and slams him on the concrete flooring with sickening impact. Ron groans in pain, but still manages to rise to his feet, which both impresses and amuses Shego. She knew he had potential, but could she unlock it somehow?*

Shego: You certainly know how to take a beating, don't you, sport?

*Ron tries to get past her, only for the villainess to deliver a spinning martial arts kick to the chest that sends Ron toppling back. Once again, Shego found herself wondering if she bring out Ron's more formidable side. She was very aware that Ron Stoppable had fought against Monty Fiske, who was a very dangerous and formidable combatant. If he could hold his own, even defeat someone of Fiske's caliber, then could it be possible that Ron Stoppable was closer to her level than she believed? She was determined to find out.*

Shego: Wow. You really don't know when to give up, do you?

*Ron glares at her, a fierce determination in his chocolate-brown eyes. It honestly caught Shego by surprise. Who would have thought Ron Stoppable possessed such an indomitable spirit, let alone a backbone? And all it took was a bit of a push. Maybe she could get him to bring out his more formidable side?*

Shego: This should be fun.

*Ron rushed Shego again, only for her to counter and judo throw him hard onto the ground. But he didn't stay down. He kept getting back up on his feet and trying again, never relenting and growing more determined with each failed attempt. It really got interesting in Shego's perspective when Ron actually managed to land a few solid hits on her, one in particular causing her to drop to one knee. It was mostly done on instinct from Ron, but it nonetheless caught Shego completely off guard as his fist bashed against her jaw. She glanced up at Ron, smiling in a predatory manner as she wipes the trickle of blood from the corner of her mouth before standing up to her feet.*

Shego: Okay, I'm game! Let's play!

*It was then that Shego got a bit more serious in fighting Ron, punching and kicking and slamming Ron around with brutal finesse. She was dominate in the fight, even without the aid of her plasma, pummeling Ron and driving him down numerous times, trying to get him closer to the edge of unleashing his more primal fighting spirit. Despite the pain and being severely outmatched, Ron defiantly kept on getting back to his feet. However, it was definitely taking a toll on him, as each time Ron was beaten down it took him longer to regain his footing. Standing his ground, Ron faced Shego, unwilling to back down to her or submit.*

Shego: Did you really think you could fight me, let alone win?

*Ron takes a swing at Shego only for her to effortlessly dodge the attack, a hearty chuckle bursting forth from the villainess. She was enjoying this way more than she thought she would, but it was just so amusing... possibly even adorable to her that Ron Stoppable refused to surrender. She definitely admired his tenacity and resilience, if nothing else.*

Ron: I... I'll show... You...

*Ron attempts another attack, throwing everything he has into it. However, not only did the strike not connect, but it was quite evident that Ron's own momentum turned against him and causes him to lose his balance. Unable to fight against the irresistible force that is gravity, Ron found himself toppling onto Shego, catching the formidable villainess unaware as they both topple to the ground in a heap. What happened as a result of such a collision is something neither one of them expected.*

*Ron Stoppable's lips connected with Shego's own, initiating an unexpected yet pleasant kiss between them. Ron's eyes were wide with a combination of bewilderment and fear, his face becoming hot and crimson with a blush. Shego's astonished emerald-green irises gazed back into his chocolate-brown orbs, her cheeks lightly colored with a blush of their own. A few moments pass until Ron quickly breaks the kiss, gets off Shego, and swiftly backpedals away from the villainess. He begins rambling uncontrollably, apologizing and trying his best to avoid the wrath of Shego who sits up to her hands and knees.*

Ron: I didn't mean it! It was an accident, I swear! I never meant to kiss you! Not that I haven't thought about it before...! I mean, uh... it was nice, but I'd never kiss you against your wishes! Oh, man, please don't kill me! I want to live! Please, Shego! Don't kill me!

*Shego kept her face partially hidden with her long, dark, black as night hair. She still felt the warmth in her cheeks, the pounding of her heart stronger than ever. Never would she have expected Ron Stoppable to kiss her, intentionally or not. It was exhilarating to finally be kissed by the one her heart secretly desired. The last time she felt anything close to this was when she was with her beloved Vivian Francis Porter.*

Shego: I didn't think you'd be that bold, Stoppable. Mmm... perhaps I was wrong about you. Maybe we should go to my bed chambers for some real fun... if you're interested.

Ron: *Gulp!* Uh, Shego...?

Shego: Selene.

Ron: Wha...?

Shego: Selene... my name is Selene.

*It was then that Ron could fully see Shego's face, her eyes gleaming with a combination of adoration, lust, desire, excitement and... joy. Then, a familiar smile graces her beautiful features, one belonging to an Apex predator that had its prey in its sight. Ron couldn't react fast enough and she was upon him, pinning him down and straddling his hips with her own. He was prepared for anything, except for this as Shego began passionately kissing him. She was ravenous, her tongue plunging into the depths of his mouth while she devoured, sucked and bit his lips all the while grinding her shapely, jumpsuit covered peach of an ass into his groin. It seemed to go on for an eternity until both of them needed oxygen to stay conscious. And even with ragged, labored breaths, she bent down to capture his bottom lip with her teeth and pull on it. She couldnt stop herself, she couldn't resist Ron Stoppable even if she tried, her love and desire for him finally unleashed. She wanted more, she needed more... she needed him. NOW. She began to open her green & black jumpsuit in a slow and sensual manner, enough to reveal the ample cleavage of her large breasts when suddenly...*

*SELF DESTRUCT INITIATED*

Shego: FUCK!!! DAMMIT!!!

*Shego immediately became intensely perturbed by the unwanted interruption, the alarms blaring all throughout the depths of the lair. She did not enjoy having her fun cut short, especially when she finally had Ron Stoppable all to herself. The blond hero in question was lost in a daze, lying helpless beneath her. She knew it was only a matter of time before Princess showed up. Not that she gave a damn if Possible caught her and Ron in the act of copulation, as she'd positively love the expression on Pumpkin's face seeing her arch-nemesis having sex with her best friend. However, the lair was set to explode like a volcano, and she knew it'd be best if both her and Ron got themselves to safety. Still... it didn't mean she couldn't give him one last, quick kiss before they departed.*

Shego: *She leans down and proceeds to kiss Ron briefly.* We'll have to continue this another time, lover.

*It was only mere moments later that Kim found Ron on the floor. She helped him to his feet and they quickly escaped the lair before it did its reenactment of Pompeii. Once on the plane back home, Kim tended to Ron's wounds, particular the many bruises, cuts and burns he received from his one-on-one encounter with Shego. It was all so surreal to him, almost like a crazy dream. All he could think about was his altercation with Shego and the kiss. Even now, upon returning home and resting in his bed, his mind couldn't help but relive the entire scenario that had transpired. He eventually fell asleep, a much needed rest after such a  mission. Hours later, when awakened from his slumber, he looked over to see Rufus blowing his little nose with a tissue before meeting the gaze of his owner and best friend.*

Ron: Rufus, old pal, you'll never believe what I'm gonna tell you, because I'm not even sure if it happened or not.