RSAHNP: ONE-SHOT: The Titan Cruise

*Somewhere in the South Pacific, a 120-foot long cruise ship designed by Dr. Vivian Porter gracefully sails smoothly across the ocean waters. The sun was shining bright, a gentle breeze was going, and the soothing sound of the ocean could be heard. On the deck of the large pleasure cruise vessel Ron, Shego, Vivian, Rhea, Kim, Adrena Lynn and Yori were lounging in their beach chairs. Even Rufus had a tiny lounge beach chair to rest in, parking it right beside Ron Stoppable. It was a truly relaxing experience. And very exciting/stimulating for Ron, given how all the ladies were currently in very sexy, seductive, revealing swimwear and swimsuits. *

Ron: *Stretches in his chair and crosses his legs.* Aaaaaah! This is the life.

Shego: You said it, lover.

Yori: It is most relaxing. Do you not agree, Possible-San?

Kim: Most definitely.

Adrena: It's a freaking gorgeous day.

Vivian: And we don't have to fight any evil ninjas or villains for once. We can all relax for a change.

Rhea: Hey, I enjoyed kicking the shit out of those ninja jerks. It was fun. But this is great, too.

Shego: You always love a good brawl, Rhea.

Rhea: Like you dont? You ought to know, Selene, considering the little battle we had.

Kim: You mean a war! I swear, I thought you two were gonna kill each other!

Shego: Awwww, Kimmie, you were worried about me after all? That's so sweet. I'm honestly touched, Princess. *She places her hand over her heart, smirking as she looked at Kim.*

Kim: W-Whatever, Shego. *She blushes and pouts, turning her head away and not daring to look at the Villainess.*

Rhea: It would explain why she hit me with the chair.

Kim: By the way... How did that feel?

Rhea: *Smirks* It tickled.

Ron: Ladies, ladies... let's just relax and enjoy ourselves. Make love, not war. That's what I say.

*The last sentence from Ron causes Shego and some of the other bolder ladies to get some mischievous ideas in their heads. And, naturally, they decided to enact on them if only to amuse themselves and to get close and intimate with Ron. Fun in the sun, if you will.*

Shego: You're right, Ronnie.

Ron: I am?

Shego: Yes.

*Suddenly, without warning, Shego straddles Ron and presses her body against his own. She leans in until she is nearly nose to nose with Ron, smiling seductively as she locks eyes with the blushing blond hero. She presses and rubs her breasts against him, all the while grinding herself ever so slightly against his crotch. She then reaches forward to caress Ron's face and run her hands through his blond hair. *

Shego: We should make love. Right here and now.

Ron: I-I-I...Uh... T-T-That is...

Kim: Shego! Get off of Ron!

Shego: Relax, Pumpkin! I'm having fun. Besides, you just wish it was you doing this to Ronnie.

Kim: S-Shut up! *She blushes and pouts angrily at the Villainess. *

Shego: Oh? What's the matter, Princess? Too reserved to have fun with Ronnie in front of us? I know... *She unties her bikini top and tosses it aside.* I'm not.

*Shego pulls Ron's face into her large breasts, enjoying being able to feel him and hold Ron so intimately close. She was thrilled to feel his breathing against her breasts, to have his face buried in her glorious mammary glands, and for his mouth to be so tantalizing close. Imagining Ron kissing, licking, sucking, devouring and massaging her breasts was enough to send a thrilling chill down her spine and make her more than a bit wet in her nether regions. She glanced at Yori, who was blushing yet watching intently, causing a smirk to appear on her face.*

Shego: Word of advice, Yori, don't be like Princess and don't be afraid to get physically seductive and intimate with our Ron.

Kim: Shego, get off Ron! You're smothering him!

Shego: No, I'm not! He's breathing. And, besides, I can tell... or rather feel that he's enjoying it. *She empathized her point by grinding her thong clad ass into Ron's groin where his large, hard manhood remained in his swimming trunks.*

Kim: Stop it! *Angerly and jealously blushing.*

Shego: You gonna make me, Cupcake? *Unknown to Shego, Rhea sneaks up behind her and proceeds to grab her breasts in her hands.*

Rhea: She might not be able to, but I could. If I wanted to, that is. Because if I'm being honest... I want you almost as much as I want Ronnie.

Shego: R-Rhea! What the hell?!

Rhea: Don't act like you're not enjoying this. Besides, why should you get to have all the fun? And if you want, we can put on a sexy exhibition for our boyfriend to enjoy.

*Rhea began kissing along Shego's neck, causing her to gasp and tremble while her large breasts continued to be massaged and groped. Ron could only watch on, totally entranced by the display. It was so erotic and sexy. How could he not look? Rhea stopped kissing and licking Shego's neck, her eyes meeting those of Ron as she gave him a flirtatious wink. Then, suddenly, Ron is pulled off the beach chair and out from Shego and Rhea by none other than Adrena Lynn and Vivian.*

Vivian: Shouldn't you two allow the rest of us to have some Ron-shine?

Adrena: Yeah, and besides, Ronnie... blondes are more fun!

*Ron finds himself sandwiched between Vivian and Adrena Lynn, their bodies and breasts pressing against the blushing blond hero's physique. Adrena steals a kiss while Vivian unties their swimwear tops, exposing their magnificent breasts. Then as soon as Adrena broke the kiss, Vivian immediately took her place and began kissing Ron. Not wanting to miss out on the action or be outdone by Vivian and Adrena, Shego and Rhea decide to make a move. Ripping off her top and tossing it aside, Rhea grabs and pulls Ron away from Vivian and Adrena and right into her embrace, his face instantly planted in between her breasts as she locks eyes with him.*

Rhea: Too bad for you ladies, Ron is ours now.

Adrena: No fair!

Vivian: I'm sure we can all come to an agreement that would benefit us all. A compromise, if you will.

Rhea: I'm listening.

Vivian: We could all share Ron simultaneously. That way we all get to be intimate with him.

Shego: Oh, I love the way you think, Viv!

Adrena: Freaky! I love it!

Ron: Um... ladies, do I get a say in this?

Shego: Don't worry, Ronnie. It'll be fun.

*Shego captured Ron in a passionate kiss, pressing herself against him even as leaned back against Rhea who began kissing, licking and gently biting his neck and shoulders. Vivian and Adrena Lynn joined them, each taking turns passionately kissing and seducing Ron, their breasts rubbing and pressing against him. The only ones who were hesitant to join were Yori and Kim, but even their resolve - the shyness and uncertainty of Yori and Kim's outright stubbornness to share and her own reserved nature - was quickly fading. Shego noticed them and decided to speak.*

Shego: Come on, Yori, we've seen each of us naked and had fun in the hot springs! You might as well join in! You, too, Kimmie! Stop being so stuck-up!

Yori: As you wish... *She slowly peels off her top and walks over to join, hesitant for a second but then kisses Ron and presses herself against him, much to the approval of Shego and all the other ladies.*

Shego: Come on, Princess! Get over here and kiss Ronnie! Like it or not, you've got to accept that we all love him and we all share him!

Kim: I-I know that! It's just...

Shego: Oh, for God's sake!

*Shego walks away from Ron and the other gals, marches up to Kim, wraps an arm around her waist pulls Kim close and gives her an intense passionate kiss. Stunned, Kim could only stand there and take it as she was french-kissed by her former nemesis. She jumped a little as Shego grabbed her ass and gave it a hard, playful squeeze. Breaking the kiss, Shego drags the blushing Kim back to Ron and the other ladies. She then gives Kim a little push into Ron's arms, smiling in amusement.*

Shego: Go get him, Tigress!

Ron: KP? *Slowly she strips off her bikini top, revealing her breasts to her blond boyfriend and her oldest best friend.*

Kim: Ron, I... I'm sorry... I can't hold back anymore!

*Right then and there Kim proceeds to kiss Ron passionately, much to the approval and sheer amusement of the other ladies who've been wanting the heroine to come out of her shell for quite some time now. Shego approaches from behind and grasps Kim's breasts, causing her to jump and yelp simultaneously. Smiling devilishly, Shego begins to massage and fondle Kim's small breasts.*

Shego: That's more like it, Kimmie.

Kim: S-Shego... don't... stop!... Mmm!

Shego: You got a nice little pair here, Pumpkin. Give you a few years and they'll be as nice as Mrs. Dr. Possible.

Kim: Please... Shego... I...

Shego: Yes, Cupcake?

*Suddenly, a powerful crack of thunder halts Shego, Kim, Ron and all of the Ladies dead in their tracks. They all stare off into the distance, seeing a massive wall of a storm that reached up to the heavens and down to the ocean. It did not move like a normal storm, but remained in place. A truly, impossibly titanic, ever-present storm system, one so massive that within it resided a huge island. An island thought to be of mere myth and legend until it's discovery in 1973 by the organization known as MONARCH who named it... SKULL ISLAND. It is an island protected and ruled over by a God, an Alpha Titan of unimaginable power... KONG.*

Vivian: Everyone, get ready! I believe we're in for some rough weather.

Shego: Don't have to tell us twice, Viv!

Kim: Everyone! Get inside!

*Moments later, dressed and ready, Ron and the ladies prepare to enter the storm system as they go inside the ship's control room. It was bound to be dangerous, and they knew not of what lay waiting within the violent storm system. Thankfully, their vessel wasn't any ordinary ship.*

Kim: Do you think the ship can handle this?

Vivian: I designed it to withstand and get through the absolute worst storms, hurricanes and tsunamis that nature can unleash.

Shego: Why don't we activate the helicarrier feature and fly through the storm?

Vivian: This is a ultra violent, super storm system. It would be too risky to fly through with all that lightning and high velocity winds.

Ron: How about activating the submarine transformation?

Vivian: Negative. The way we're getting bashed by those waves it would make it equally impossible and highly dangerous.

Rhea: So what's the plan?

Vivian: We go through the storm system. It's all we can do.

*The vessel is slammed by massive waves, even struck by lightning multiple times as it journeys through the storm system. If it were any ordinary ship, it would have crushed or be sinking to the ocean depths. Thankfully, Vivian had designed this ship for just these kind of excursions and storms of this intensity. Time passes by and the severity of the storm lessens. However, just when Ron and the Ladies begin to relax, the ship slams into something, the sheer force sending everyone crashing to the floor.*

Adrena: What the Hell did we just run into?!

Vivian: I'm not sure! Our radar equipment isn't up to par due to the electro-magnetic interference caused by the storm system.

Ron: I'll go check it out!

Kim: Ron, wait!

*Ron is already out of the control room, rushing to make it up to the deck of the ship, immediately noticing the island and its towering mountains and peaks as he made his way onto the deck. A sudden jolt sends Ron crashing to the deck floor. As he tries to pull himself to his feet, his eyes notice something massive towering above the ship. His eyes travel further upward, as if gazing up at the heavens themselves as lightning flashed and rain fell, looking up at the titanic form of a towering ape that dwarfed their ship.*

*The beast was massive beyond comprehension, a living God. It had to be close to 400 feet tall; the bearded Ape-Titan was burly, muscular and powerful, it's body covered in shaggy brown fur with scars etched into its flesh. Ron was terrified, scared to the point he couldn't move or even cry out in fear. Lightning flashed again and he seen the Ape-God's eyes focus on him. Ron didn't even notice when Shego, Kim, Yori, Vivian, Adrena and Rhea came out onto the deck only to freeze dead in their tracks, their eyes as wide as Ron's as they gazed up at the towering Ape-Titan, when they looked upon him...*

Yori: KONG...

*Suddenly a large wave crashes onto the deck of the ship, knocking the ladies down while sending Ron soaring overboard and into the ocean depths. All the girls screamed his name, fear gripping all of their hearts. Nobody could swim in those violent waters! Ron would drown!*

Shego, Kim, Adrena Lynn, Vivian, Rhea and Yori: RON!!!!

*Before any of the ladies could leap over the side and attempt to rescue Ron, Kong's massive hand plunges into the ocean waters to retrieve something. The Alpha Titan pulls his closed hand from the water, opening it to inspect the motionless form of Ron Stoppable laying motionless within his massive palm. Noticing the small group of humans on the ship, Kong rests his open hand on the deck of the ship, allowing Shego, Kim, Vivian, Rhea, Adrena and Yori to retrieve Ron.*

*Upon noticing that Ron isn't breathing, Kim performs CPR on him which successfully revives him, causing the blond hero to spew water and cough it out as he sat up. The six women all held Ron close, thankful that he was still alive and unharmed while Rufus hugged his cheek and squeaked in happiness and sheer relief. The ladies all began hugging and kissing him, their hearts filled with utter relief and joy.*

Kim: Thank God, I'm glad you're okay.

Adrena: Don't ever scare us like that again. Please.

Ron: You ladies saved my life. Thank you.

Shego: We can't take all the credit here, Ron.

Ron: Didn't you guys save me from drowning?

Yori: No, Ron-san. He did.

*It was then all of them focused on the towering Ape-Titan who saved Ron's life. It was very fortunate that Kong, who had been patrolling the shores of Skull Island and hunting for his elusive prey, the Mire Squid, had come across them. If not, Ron may very well have drown, not to mention being possibly shipwrecked on the island itself as countless ships throughout millennia have been. Kong merely stared at the humans on their ship, these tiny beings who were mere insects compared to him. The towering Ape-God let out a low rumble that sounds like distant thunder to Ron and the ladies.*

Ron: He saved my life?

*Ron glances from Kong to all the ladies who nod their heads in confirmation. He then returns his focus back to Kong, noticing that the Ape-God was still observing them. It was incredible. Upon seeing Kong, he thought for sure that he was going to die from fear alone. But this same creature, this Ape-God... this Alpha Titan had saved his life.*

Ron: Thank you.

*It was then that Kong slowly plunged his hands into the water and underneath their ship, lifting it out of the water and carrying it like an adult human would gently carry a toy model version of a boat. The Alpha Titan of Skull Island proceeds to trudge out into the storm system with the boat in his hands. It is then that Ron and the ladies realize what he is doing.*

Ron: He's helping us. Making sure we get out of the storm system safely.

Yori: Of course he is, Ron-san. He is one of the great protectors of this world. A guardian of all life. A King among Gods.

Shego: I never thought we'd have a 400-foot-tall Ape as our own personal escort and bodyguard.

Rhea: Madison and Scarlett are never gonna believe this!

Vivian: I'm here now and I can barely comprehend all of this transpiring.

Adrena: I know, right? Totally freaking wicked!

*In a matter of minutes Kong marched out of the massive storm system that encircled the entirety of Skull Island. The waters of the ocean came up to his chest as the Ape-God gently sets the vessel down in the water. He gives the humans on the boat one last, long stare before turning away and marching back into the storm system to return to his island dominion. Vivian activates the ship through the comlink on her wrist, determined to get as far away from Skull Island as possible.*

Ron: All in all, that was pretty badical!

Kim: If you say so, Ron.

Vivian: It was certainly a harrowing experience.

Yori: We met one of the great protectors. This is a day we should all cherish forever.

Rhea: Yeah, well, I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm in no rush to meet another giant Titan.

*Suddenly, the radar screen on Vivian's wrist comlink showed something massive heading towards them at incredible speed. She shut down the engines of the ship, knowing that they couldn't possibly outrun whatever was swimming towards them. She then looked to Ron and the others.*

Vivian: We've got company!

Ron: What do you mean?

*Before Vivian could respond to him, they all notice a massive, pulsing, brilliant azure-blue light approaching their vessel. Then, bursting up from the depths, rose a near 400-foot-tall mountain of a saurian. Towering over the ship, his 3 rows of dorsal spikes pulsing and glowing with raw, azure-blue nuclear power, Godzilla let's out a thunderous cry to the heavens.*

SKRRRRREEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOONGK!

*Then, suddenly, Godzilla directed his attention down to the floating vessel and the humans who stood frozen in place. The gigantic saurian snorts, leans down and takes a closer look at Ron, Shego, Yori, Kim, Rhea, Vivian and Adrena Lynn, his fiery amber eyes, almost akin to lava, focusing on them. It was then Yori whispered, uttering the Japanese name for the ancient Alpha Titan.*

Yori: GOJIRA...

Shego: Nobody. Move. A. Muscle.

*It was a very intense moment. They were all afraid, yet also in awe of the magnificent and terrifyingly powerful saurian. Much like their experience with Kong, all of them could swear Godzilla was not only making eye contact with them... But also staring into the very depths of their souls, as if deciding if they deserved to live or to have their lives extinguished in a fiery instant. However, much like with Kong, there was no trace of rage, malice, hate, or malevolence within Godzilla.*

*The Titans were more than giant animals. They were living, breathing gods. Guardians and protectors of this entire world. Forces of nature. Now, his curiosity seemingly satisfied, Godzilla let's out a low rumble before turning away and plunging back into the ocean depths, sending water splashing onto the ship as he slams his tail down. The last thing Ron and the ladies see is Godzilla's dorsal spikes sinking beneath the waves. And just like that, Godzilla is gone.*

Vivian: I think... we all had enough excitement for one day. Wouldn't you agree? *She receives nods from Ron and all the ladies.*

Ron: Yeah. I'm good.

Shego: Uh-huh.

Kim: Yep.

Adrena Lynn: Right.

Rhea: Mmhmm.

*And with that, Ron and the Ladies begin to quest home after their harrowing experience and encounters with the most powerful Alpha Titans on the planet. Little did they know that fate would bring Ron and the Ladies to encounter Kong and Godzilla many, many times in the future.*