RSAHNP: Chapter 5: The Deal/Ron's Jersey

*It's morning at the Stoppable residence. In Ron's room he's still asleep, snoring away peacefully in his bed. Seemingly unaware of the 3 women sleeping with him in his bed. He rolls onto his side, his arms reaching out and pulling one of them right up against his form, stirring awake as his hands roam up and down their body. His eyes open only to swiftly realize he's face-to-face with a blushing, smiling Shego.*

Shego: Good morning, Ronnie. *Ron notices his right hand is resting between her shoulder blades while his left hand is gently grasping her ass cheek.*

Ron: Shego, I... I'm sorry! I didn't mean to... *Shego silences him by capturing his lips in a passionate kiss, pressing herself against him. After an intense make-out session, they break free, both breathing heavily.*

Shego: It's okay. I know you'd never take advantage of any of us. Of course, if you want me... *Shego rolls on top of Ron, straddling him, revealing to him that she's topless and exposing her large, perfect breasts.*

Shego: You can have me any time you want.

Ron: I... I mean... that is... Kim & Adrena are right here! We can't do this now!

Shego: Yes, we can. I know you want this to happen. I know you want me. So... just let it happen. Let me be yours. And let me make you mine. *Shego leans down to kiss him again, an affectionate and tenderly loving kiss. She stops and looks him in the eyes.*

Shego: Please, make love to me.

*Just when they're about to get intimate, Kim tackles Shego, knocking her off of Ron and awakening Adrena Lynn in the process. Shego easily manages to overpower and pin Kim to the bed. The two women glare angrily at one another, neither backing down.*

Shego: What the Hell is your problem, Kimmie?!

Kim: You are my problem, Shego! You always have been! And now you're trying to take my Ron!

Shego: He's not yours, Pumpkin! Never has been and never will be! Why don't you go date some jocks, or pretty boys, or some popular douchebags like you normally do?

Kim: S-Shut the Hell up, you demoness!

Shego: Truth hurts, doesn't it, Kimmie? While Adrena and I would have gladly taken Ronnie before all of this happened, you would have went on to kick him aside and treat him like he's beneath you just so you can go after the next hottie in your school!

Kim: That... that's not true! I've always cared about Ron!

Shego: Oh, yeah? Well, you sure have a funny way of showing it!

Adrena Lynn: Ugh! Will you two give it a rest! It's too early for all this fighting! And you're upsetting our Ron! Can't you two get along and learn to share? *She stretches before crawling over to rest her head on Ron's chest, snuggling up to him and enjoying his warmth.*

Ron: Adrena Lynn's right, guys. Remember the deal we all agreed on. Until you all learn to get along and coexist peacefully with each other, you won't get the most awesome reward ever. So... truce? *Ron smiles at them, immediately causing Kim & Shego to separate, each having a pout on their face.*

Kim: Fine.

Shego: Okay.

Ron: Well, since we're all awake, I think the Ron-Man will go take a shower and freshen up before breakfast. *He gets out of bed only for Adrena Lynn to grasp his hand, stopping him in his tracks.*

Adrena: Would you want us to join you? *She, Shego and Kim smile excitedly at potentially getting to bathe nude with Ron.*

Ron: Uh... no. I mean, that'd be fun and all, but I'm gonna have to decline. If I shower with all of you, I don't think I'd have enough time to make breakfast because... I would... We would... Uh... I'm just gonna shut up and go shower now.

Kim: What're we going to do then?

Ron: You ladies can watch TV until it's your turns to take a shower.

Shego: That's no fun, Ronnie. Wouldn't you prefer some company? *She cradles and pushes up her breasts, the sight nearly giving Ron a nose bleed.*

Ron: Um... I'm good. *He averts his eyes away after realizing he was staring at Shego.*

Ron: Here. *Ron takes off his Red Jersey and hands it to Shego.* Put this on. *Shego smiles and quickly puts on Ron's Jersey, much to the chagrin of Kim and Adrena Lynn.*

Shego: How do I look? * Ron turns to look at her, and is quite impressed by the sight.*

Ron: Wow. It looks great on you. Fits perfectly. *Shego blushes at the compliment*

Ron: See you in a bit, ladies! *He turns on the TV in his room and marches towards the shower.*

Kim: That's not fair. Why do you get to wear Ron's shirt?

Shego: Well, Princess, gals like myself and Lynn can actually fill them out and make it look appealing. You, on the other hand? *She eyes Kim's chest and overall assets/physique.* Not so much.

Kim: What do you know? Give me it! I'll try it on and show you! *Kim attempts to take it off only for Shego to Judo throw her off the bed.*

Shego: Not a chance, Cupcake! Ron gave it to me! Therefore it's mine!

Kim: Fine! I'll just have to beat it off of you! *She gets into a fighting stance.*

Shego: I'm game. Let's play!

Adrena: Oh, well. Might as well get in on the action! *Adrena Lynn leaps to her feet and jumps off the bed onto Kim & Shego, suicide dive wrestling style maneuver.*

*The scene shifts to Ron in the shower, basking in the hot water as he soaps his body and begins shampooing his hair. He begins to think back to yesterday morning, after breakfast.*

*Flashback - Morning after Breakfast. Shego, Kim and Adrena Lynn are seated on the sofa. Ron Stoppable is standing in front of them, getting ready for his big announcement.*

Ron: Okay, guys, I know it's been a couple crazy days for all of us. A lot has happened. But we're gonna get through this. Now, I know that you ladies are having problems getting along... some more than others. *Kim and Shego glare at each other, while Adrena Lynn who's stuck in between them can only sigh and shake her head momentarily.*

Ron: Not to worry, because the Ron-Man has got a solution!

Adrena Lynn: Which is?

Ron: A deal that none of you can refuse.

Shego: Okay, I'm intrigued. Tell us more, Master.

Ron: If all of you ladies can manage to get along, to coexist, to learn to accept and understand one another and maybe become friends... You'll be given the most awesome, badical, incredible reward any of you can ever hope for or dream of!

*It was then that Kim, Adrena and Shego become positively excited beyond words, each grinning like kids who won lifetime passes to Disney World, Universal Studios, Sea World, Six Flags, and a candy store combined.*

Ron: But only when you all are finally able to get along without fighting. That means no punching, kicking, using weapons, or verbally insulting one another. Oh! And absolutely no unleashing fiery plasma blasts.

Shego: Killjoy. *She pouts cutely while crossing her arms.*

Ron: So... do we got a deal? *Kim, Shego and Adrena Lynn look at one another and then back at Ron.*

Ron: Lynn, you on board?

Adrena: Yes, I am. *smiles*

Ron: Shego?

Shego: Yeah, count me in.

Ron: KP?

Kim: Okay. I'm in.

Ron: Boo-yah! The Ron-Man came to play and saved the day! Wooo! *He notices Kim, Shego and Adrena giggling/chuckling at his antics, causing him to blush in embarrassment and rub the back of his neck.*

Ron: So... Uh... Anyone up for watching some movies and playing some video games?

*Flashback ends. We return to the present with Ron out of the shower, towel around his waist and drying his hair. Rufus enters the bathroom, climbs up to the sink counter and begins squeaking up a storm.*

Ron: Morning, Rufus. What's up, bud?

Rufus: *Hnk!* Kim, Shego, Lynn! Punch! Punch! Punch!

Ron: They're fighting again, huh?

Rufus: Uh-huh. Fight!

Ron: Oh boy. Well, I guess I'll have to calm them down and see what's up.

*Ron exits the bathroom, enters his bedroom and sees Kim, Adrena and Shego wrestling with one another. It's quite an interesting sight to behold. Then again, how many guys can say they've ever seen 3 topless women fighting over a red jersey? Before he can react, Adrena Lynn is tossed onto him. Face-to-face, her breasts pressed against his chest, she smiles at Ron.*

Adrena: Nice to see you, Ron.

Ron: What's going on? Why are you guys fighting? And why are you all half naked?

Adrena: Kim and Shego are fighting over your shirt. Kim wanted to try it on, Shego wouldn't let her, and naturally they started fighting. And I decided to get in on the action... And I kinda wanna try on the shirt, too.

Ron: Okay... that explains all but being half-naked.

Adrena: Lets just say that in a fight things tend get ripped & torn. So, yeah, things got a bit rough.

Ron: I see. So, um... think you can you get off and help me up?

Adrena: Sure thing. *She helps Ron to his feet.*

Ron: Thank you. *Blushing, he tries to keep himself from looking at Adrena Lynn's breasts.*

Shego: Give it back, Kimmie!

Kim: So not gonna happen!

*Kim and Shego continue to wrestle and grapple for Ron's Jersey, pulling on it without trying to damage it. Then, suddenly, Shego kicks Kim in the chest and sends her flying against Ron. As she attempts to get to her feet Kim pulls on Ron's towel which comes undone, exposing himself to all the girls. Shego, Kim and Lynn all stare in awe and lust at Ron's impressive, above average manhood. Where as he tries to cover up, a futile gesture given his size, his face turning beet red as a result.*

Shego: *Whistles* I knew you were hung, but damn!

Adrena: Our Master definitely has an impressive package!

Kim: Ron... Master... I didn't mean to... *Her blush is almost as red as her hair.*

Ron: KP?

Kim: Y-Yeah?

Ron: Towel. Please. *Kim hands him the towel, trying not to stare at Ron's large appendage. He places it back around his waist and turns his attention back to the girls.*

Ron: Okay, just so you know, KP, I gave that shirt for Shego to wear. You had no right to take it from her. However, I think I can solve this situation and make all of you happy.

*Ron heads over to his dresser and gets out two more Red Jerseys, both exactly the same, and hands one to Kim and the other to Adrena Lynn.*

Ron: There we go! Problem solved. And you all look bodaciously beautiful! *Ron's cheerful smile and his honest compliment makes all 3 girls blush.*

Ron: You girls head down to the kitchen. I've got to get dressed. Then I'll be down to make y'all a bondiggity breakfast!

*One by one they give Ron a kiss on the cheek and exit the room, leaving Ron alone with Rufus.*

Ron: Well, I think that went well, don't you, little buddy?

Rufus: Hmm... dunno. *The mole rat shrugs.*

Ron: *Chuckles.* Go join the ladies, bud, I'll be down soon to make you a cheese omelet.

Rufus: Yum! Cheese! Mmmm! *The mole rat departs the room, leaving Ron to change alone.*

*Later, once Ron has prepared breakfast for everyone, they're sitting at table eating and enjoying their delicious meals.*

Ron: So, anyone want to do something today? I'm kind of bored lounging around the house. Any suggestions?

Adrena Lynn: We could go see a movie.

Kim: That sounds good. But is there anything good out to see?

Adrena: Not that I know of.

Shego: I don't know about you girls, but I'd love to go to the mall. Loads of stores and things to do there.

Ron: Oh, yeah! Good idea, Shego! There'd be something there for everyone to enjoy!

*Shego smiles smugly, much to the chagrin of Kim who glares daggers at the villainess.*

Kim: Yeah, I guess so. *Reluctant to admit it to herself that Shego's suggestion was a good one.*

Ron: Boo-yah! Middleton Mall, here we come!

*End of Chapter 5*