Some unused lines/gags for this concept that I didn't know how to sneak in without ruining a fun 2-panel gag:
"USDA certified freak, 7 days a week"
"I want you to PARK. THAT. A. LA. MODE. Right in this little cobbler."
A character named 'Ben Snap-Pea-Ro' who is VERY THREATENED by these women. ...peaches.
I really loved this video, and wanted to do a fun tribute - hope you like it!