Celery Man

BONUS: Seamus x Coach fanfic 🍀🧢 from Griffin Barrows!

Added 2025-10-15 17:00:13 +0000 UTC

Got a special treat to share with you all!! We've got a Seamus scene coming up at the end of the month, and to get everybody in a Seamusy mood, I'm excited to share this extremely fun and extremely hot story written by everybody's buddy Griffin Barrows!! This passage from the recent Seamus Q&A thread got him inspired to write:

If he's had one, what's the most homoerotic dream he's experienced in his sleep?
- Oh, there have been several, and some legendary ones in the past. The MOST homoerotic dream happened about a year ago, and in the dream he was back in the locker room at college where he’d played on the baseball team. He was naked, and stood before the head coach. The older man carefully inspected him all over, which made him insanely aroused. Then, the coach told him to fuck the team catcher, right there in the locker room with the rest of the team watching, and that the head coach would be inspecting his technique and making notes. Of course, he gave an Olympic-worthy performance, and lust and admiration was plain on the rest of the teams’ faces. Oddly enough, in the dream, the catcher had shaggy blond hair and a beard…

I hope you guys love this story as much as I do!! It also features a cameo by Griffin's own OC, River. Wondering how all three of these guys will interact? You better read the story... Document is attached to this post 😎🥬

PS: did you catch Seamus's last name??? that's canon btw!!