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Chapter 184: Tactical Retreat

Perry flew over to Hardcase’s last known location and spotted nothing but the damage from Boomer’s crash, and a long gash in the asphalt leading away.

I guess they went that way....

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Chapter 183: Dogfight

***Heather***

Yer courtin’ a grim fate. Anya said, her spirit rustling about inside her anxiously. ‘Tis unwise to not be where they believe you to be.

“I know, a...

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Chapter 182: Technodemonic Possession

***Boomer***

Boomer was having a grand time contemplating life as his pilot was destroying it, his thought processes flickering at lightning speed between blasts from the primary cannon.

<...

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Chapter 181: Karth The Great

“You’re a lot cooler about this than I thought,” Perry said, eyeing Heather as she packed up some clothes and some water, getting ready to evacuate with the rest of the civilians.

“I ...

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Expect Delays.

I'm currently on a 11 day road trip I neglected to consider when launching the 31 chapter public run for July.

Just got hit with a no-sleep night, and writing will be sporadic until we reach ...

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Chapter 180: Chubby Adorable Spies

“Why aren’t they showing up?” Perry muttered to himself, scanning the arial shots of the surrounding land. Since he’d gotten word of an attack force of trolls approaching he’d scanned the...

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Chapter 179: Einstein on PCP

Before Perry could finish his curse, the tree trunk studded with metal plates was already approaching his head.

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Chapter 178: Alien Biology Major

The captain of Rainbow Unicorn Squad was laid out on a stack of pallets, completely still. Harsh, shallow breathing echoed through the speaker in the front of his armor.

“What happened?” ...

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July Plans

I don't know if you've noticed, but I've been putting out less chapters publicly than I have for Patreon, and that's because I've been planning on doing a chapter flood for July!

I'd like to ...

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Chapter 177: Trouble Rears Its Ugly Head

HP: 13

Perry discovered himself standing in a black abyss. None of the people who’d been standing near him around the lightning rod could be seen or heard.

P...

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Chapter 176: Sacrilege

“Okay, there’s a couple problems with that plan,” Natalie said as they pored over a blueprint of a modified altar of Gintax, sharing a seat in an abandoned restaurant.

“First, if you ...

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Chapter 175: Fishing with Paradox

Normally a structure of the size Perry was considering would take months, if not over a year.

But in this case, Perry moved it to the top of the list of things to make with Gretchen’s Idyll...

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Chapter 174: Building an Army

First Problem: Weapons.

Deliberately making something less than his best was an interesting experience.

Perry considered making just a gun to help clear the outskirts of the ci...

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Chapter 173: Logistics

“Oh my god, that was so cringe,” Perry muttered to himself, his knees drawn up to his chest.

“It wasn’t that bad,” Nat said, patting him on the head.

“Idunno, he said his ow...

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Chapter 172: Making a Splash

“You know, I’m not even sure we’re gonna get the right people,” Perry muttered to himself as he ambled down the street towards City hall.

It was an obvious trap he was setting up, so ...

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Chapter 171: Perry goes West

“Why does Boomer have a cowboy hat?” Perry asked as he shoved his duffle bag into the cargo hold, peering up at the oblong mech’s wide-brim hat that was big enough to use as a boat.

“...

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Chapter 170: Level 13

And so it came to pass that in the year 1215 of the Manitian calendar, that Paradox Zauberer distributed an image of his grandmother snorting wine through her nose, taken on a prior Thanksgivin...

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Chapter 169: Gardening with Gramma

***David Manchin***

“How the hell did you get in here!? Bill said you backed off!“

“Bill was lying. Open the cabinet under the sink.”

He did so, allowing ...

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Chapter 168: You Crossed The Line

***David Manchin***

“Did I or did I not tell you to wait!?” David asked Bill Grove, his elbows fraying his expensive suit where he ground them into his mahogany desk.

...

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Chapter 167: God Complex

***Stacy Watt-Powers***

Stacy peered out the windows of the apartment complex they’d been sardined into, waiting for the other shoe to drop. Something just didn’t sit right about the situ...

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Chapter 166: Not-So Fun House

“So umm…how did that happen?” Spangle asked, emerging from her cell to stare down into the ball pit, opposite Perry.

For a moment, the surface was still, and all was quiet…

Then...

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Chapter 165: Win Condition

Clack.

Clack.

A G-man stuck his head out one of the many doors, investigating why the gate guard had seemingly lost his mind. He saw a single old man limping along, wh...

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Chapter 164: Make an Entrance, Pt. 2

***David Manchin, Mayor of Washington City***

“He’s WHAT?” David demanded, scowling at his assistant.

“He’s gone to ground, along with Chase Currant. The four handler...

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Chapter 163: Make an Entrance

***Teresa Fuller***

Teresa came to with a quick intake of breath, surveying first her own situation before she extended her search outward.

She was, in short:...

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Chapter 162: Shades of Gray

Props to their training:

The guy with the broken arm didn’t stumble backward, howling in pain. Instead, he tried to pin Perry with the busted arm while he reached for his sidearm with his g...

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Chapter 161: Rock, Paper, Scissors

***Sweeper-Class Minder, Margery Hammond***

“What. The. Hell. Was. THAT!?” Marge’s handler shouted, the eerie mindless robot punctuating each word with a strike from a janitor’s bottl...

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Chapter 160: Something Stinks

Matador’s claim to fame was his billowing crimson cape, but it was more accurate to think of it as a gaseous substance that could rewrite reality inside of its area of effect. Perry’s Dimension...

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Chapter 159: Philosophy 101 With Matador

“And that was the second time Mass Driver got crabs,” Perry said.

“Awesome,” Matador said, taking another puff of his modified cigar. It was difficult to find cigars modified to affec...

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Favorite Pic? (multiple choice)

See image post below

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Which one did you like the best?

All the images are AI generated composite rough drafts, will be edited later for extra fingers and weirdness.

Just wondering which one caught your eye first.  Does NOT require you to h...

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