NokiMo
Macronomicon

Macronomicon

patreon


Macronomicon posts

Chapter 8: Fairies Ruin Everything

The kitri’s droning echoed through the massive vaulted halls, bouncing off the polished stone that seemed to compose every bit of the palace.

“Do not itch yourself in an unseemly place, d...

View Post

Chapter 7: To Suffer as a Valet

“I’m sorry, I gotta be back at home to receive word if my uncle has accepted the deal.” Vresh said, frowning unhappily.

“Rain check?” Jeb said with a shrug. He couldn’t do much mo...

View Post

Chapter 6: Politics *shudder*

“What in the nine hells are you doing here!?” Vresh demanded, shaking him lightly by his collar. As far as Jeb was aware, this was the half-time break of the dinner, where everyone got a chance...

View Post

Which magic/system did you like better?

This question is mostly for people who've read both stories, but anyone can weigh in.

If you've read both WotR and Apocalypse: Generic system, you would know that they've got a bit of a diff...

View Post

Chapter 5: Swanky

***Emperor Pikaku, Uniter of the Continent, Ruler of Mestikos, Level 328***

“Water stress among the brovis continues to ease as the reservoirs do their job, and we expect to see a return on...

View Post

Chapter 4: Rebel Scum

“Hello?” Smartass said into the dark of the abandoned building written on the crumpled note she held in her hand. “Anybody here?”

There wasn’t much in the room aside from some old c...

View Post

Chapter 3: Shoot the Messenger

They glided to a halt at the landing pad. Jeb had been expecting a marble runway, but it was more of a marble helipad. Everything in Mestikos was white and shiny. It actually hurt the eyes a little...

View Post

Chapter 59: The Endless


***Chris Campbell***

“Cold as a witches tit,” Chris complained, rubbing his hands together. Far enough south, and the enormous trees gradually shrank as the sunlight simply was...

View Post

Chapter 58: The Omnipresent

Tom’ head snapped toward the sound.

A Vith warrior gushed blood from a slashed neck, his expression confused.

Gunn’s voice bellowed. “Kinzena!”

A moment later, Tom felt so...

View Post

Moving Plans

Heads up! I am most likely going to be moving to New Mexico at the end of the year. Dec/Jan.

How does this affect you:

The amount of time that I am able to spend writing may su...

View Post

Chapter 2: Almost Famous

“I’m bored.” Smartass said for the one hundred and thirty-second time.

“Flying through the upper atmosphere at supersonic speeds is boring you?” Jeb asked, glancing over at his fair...

View Post

Chapter 57: The Indeathstrial Revolution

*** Vendrith Kinzena***

Vendrith Kinzena had hated paperwork in his youth, but at his age…well, he still hated it, but he also saw the value in properly managed logistics.

So it was t...

View Post

Chapter 56: The old Pamper-N-Tamp’er

Sasha Honnekun gasped for air as she dragged herself out of the water flopping onto the beach like a clubbed fish.

Once her supply of air was secured, Sasha simply couldn’t find it in herse...

View Post

Chapter 55: Step 3: Profit

Tom woke up to the sound of screaming, and the smell of smoke.

Nema was out of bed faster than him, leaping across the room in a single bound to peek out the hut and see what the emergency wa...

View Post

Chapter 1: Modern Bombs Don’t Tick

Jebediah Trapper was sitting in the office of one of the most powerful beings on the planet. The desk looked heavy, and the shelves were stuffed with arcane memorabilia, but Jeb was fairly sure the...

View Post

Chapter 54: It’s a Small World When Everyone’s Immortal

***Serena Lovelace, Unambitious Lab Technician***

“Why are they doing this to us!?” Serena cried, huddled behind a desk, shivering violently. The supply of pure oxygen she clutched to her...

View Post

Chapter 53: What The Hell Is Limestone, Anyway?

Tom fell back on his ass, staring at the cracked stone patched with clay substitute. He’d spent the last week on the move picking up any rock he could find, mixing it with wet mud and trying to b...

View Post

Chapter 52: Job Description

“What the hell?” Tom muttered, craning his neck to peer out the window. Tom might have thought it was one of his newfangled ‘actual’ dreams, if he hadn’t just been dreaming about the nigh...

View Post

Plans!

Okay, so I've got about three pages of notes on Generic System 4. Enough for me to start hacking away at it. (3 pages is actually a lot for me)

The plan is to seesaw back and forth between t...

View Post

Chapter 51: The Ancient Art of Winning a Fight

***Vol***

“Why are you asking me this?” Vol asked, leaning back in his seat.

“Because Tom can’t win,” Nema said, her eyes bloodshot from crying. “He decided to use his ‘gu...

View Post

Chapter 50 The ‘I want it more’ Defence

“The chief, the shaman and the elders have agreed that everyone’s interests would be better served if you were elsewhere, so you’ll be banished three days from now. You may wish to take some ...

View Post

Chapter 49: The Court of Public Opinion

Nathan Glover considered himself an optimist. He tended to look on the positive side of things for the most part.

Other people saw a dangerous-as-hell assignment babysitting a literal monster...

View Post

Chapter 48: Haruspex

Tom sat bolt upright as a woman burst through the flimsy curtain separating them from the cold of night. She carried a child in her arms, unnaturally pale and listless. The child was male, about ei...

View Post

Chapter 47: The Stuff of Myth and Legend

Tom was learning the language the way most people do: Listening to fairy tales. His hands were occupied with printing Mr. Fluffybottom’s magical phone number onto the spell circle while he was li...

View Post

Chapter 46: Where are They Now

“Mr. President”

Carl snorted in surprise, his eyes gummy from falling asleep… he glanced at the time. Dear God, two hours ago?

Then Carl’s brain kicked on and he was no...

View Post

Chapter 45: Carol’s new Job

“Mr. Graves,” Luz’s rich voice spoke through the magical hologram, greeting him with a welcoming smile. “Your planar address has shifted drastically.”

“Tell me about it.” Tom sa...

View Post

Chapter 44: Detective Graves

***DREAM***

Tom watched from his hiding place under a sand-covered rug as the smelly guy – Vol, that’s his name – waltzed into Tom’s house. A moment later faint smashing nois...

View Post

Chapter 43: Girl Power

***Nema***

Nema hummed, sucking on gor root as she planned out Tom’s new shoes. They were going to be stunningly big when they were finished. Her father had more than enough leather in stor...

View Post

Chapter 42: Village Life

Tom raised the root vegetable up to his mouth and began to chew, trying not to let any expression cross his face. Nema was watching him while sucking on some kind of licorice root.

The slight...

View Post

Chapter 41: A Marriage of Convenience

“Tom, I’m with child.” The black widow said to him, rubbing its belly with its many legs. The stomach was squirming and partially see-through. Tom looked closer and saw what was inside her st...

View Post