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Chapter 251: Revisiting Fort Calvin

Calvin was walking beside Ella when Kurawe unexpectedly caught his attention.

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250: Let’s Talk About Giant Penis

Nadia didn’t have any time to admire the towering fronds that seemed to block out the entire sky, nor the globes of brownish nutrients that accumulated along the edges of the tree’s trunks. She...

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Chapter 20: This is hopeless

They ran.

The team screamed down the sizzling hallways at full speed, dodging around the overflowing magma pits, not bothering to give the magma squid a chance to grab their legs. When they m...

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Chapter 249: Give me Double Entendre or Give me Death!

Nadia felt like she was pulling away from reality, retreating down a narrow tube behind her eyes, rising above the world and the sensations of her body, floating in the clouds, completely happy, co...

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Chapter 248: At home and abroad

Calvin patted Tzen on the back.

“There there,” he said gently, “so your home town is a burnt out husk and everyone you know is probably dead. I’ve been there. Next thing you know you...

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Dental work tomorrow

Got a dentist appointment tomorrow, so no WotR chapter until Thursday.


For those of you curious, it's three fillings and a crown.


And yes, I'm working on chapter 2...

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Chapter 247 I F***ing Called It

“Where the hell did they go?” Calvin murmured to himself as they exited the warehouse. Calvin was on edge, waiting for some kind of ambush. Calvin could still theoretically be ambushed despite ...

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Chapter 246: Learner, Divided

Ming’nai was basically an enormous granary with walls. It served as the beating heart of agriculture logistics across Boles. Food from the famously fertile wetlands to the south was collected and...

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Chapter 245: Bringing an Elder to a Sage Fight

Calvin and Tzen were discussing Bolesian politics as they rode side-by-side along the mountain path, Boles stretching out beneath them as the mountain fell away.

“So how exactly does the Ha...

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Chapter 244: Travelling Boles

Boles was a big country. A man could walk for months without reaching the other side. even the flora knew it was a big country, with the way the trees soared up into the sky as if to make room for ...

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Launching GSA!

So today marks the 30th day since GSA first landed on Royalroad. that means it's eligible for trending.

I don't often make these requests, and this one's more out of sheer curiosity than any...

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Chapter 243: Leaving the City

  

***Calvin, semi-professional kidnapper***

+1 Body

Body is now 36!

12/36 Warp remaining<...

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Chapter 19: When in doubt, sucker punch

 

Tom, Dick and Harry sat around their meager campfire staring at the flames.

“I would give my left nut for a big mac right now,” Harry said.

“I would give your left nu...

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Chapter 242: Slave Non Sequitar

  

The light fell on no less than a dozen men and women in deplorable conditions, chained to the wall and half-starved. The room smelled of every fluid a body could produce, and som...

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Chapter 241: Red Herrings

  

The first time Nadia died, it was at the hands of someone looming over her bed. Needless to say, Nadia had a bit of a…thing about people standing over her bed now.

Nadia...

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Chapter 240: Making In-roads

  

“Okay, let me get this straight,” Calvin said. “The Harbinger thought I was the reincarnation of an ancient traitor whose revolt caused a superweapon to be used on an entir...

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Chapter 239: A Partnership With Planned Obsolescence

  

Calvin was standing in front of the console in the Filter underneath the Temple, tediously following along with Elliots directions as they carefully sifted through the computer...

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GSA Chapter 18: Black Betty

 

“Whoah!” The closest man said, raising his hands in a placating gesture. Casey could smell his B.O. from across the camp, causing her nose to wrinkle involuntarily.

“Stay o...

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Chapter 238: Electric Sheep

  

Calvin lowered his visor, the furry rodent underneath him twitching nervously in anticipation of the charge.

It was time for the joust.

He raised his broccoli to wais...

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Chapter 237: Under the Temple of Awakening

  

***Tzen Chu, imperial prince***

Tzen’s eyes were squeezed shut, his ears plugged, face covered with a cloth, retreating as far into his own mind as he could, his hand ext...

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Chapter 236: Business

  

Toward the end of dinner, a servant approached the lord of the city and whispered in his ear. The fat man instinctively glanced at Calvin.

Calvin winked.

“…I see....

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GSA Chapter 17: Gear Up

 

“Ooh, magic gun!” Ron said, hovering around Jeb’s construction. He didn’t seem to begrudge him the half a Myst lens he’d used to make it, instead simply being overexcited...

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Chapter 235: I respectfully disagree

  

“This feels weird, like I’m not supposed to be able to do anything in it,” Calvin said, shrugging inside the stiff silk outfit. It was, according to Ella and the tailor, ...

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Chapter 234: Shopping Spree

  

“I wonder what kind of meat this is?” Ella said, biting hunks of meat out of the roadside kabob they’d purchased while waiting to get into the city.

Calvin took a pie...

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Chapter 233: Creeping in From the Edges

  

***Nadia, Sadomasochist***

Nadia was drumming her heels against the bottom of her chair, idly trying to kick her own ass, seeing as nobody here was capable of, or intereste...

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Chapter 232: The Dead Travel Fast

  

“And just add a handle…” Calvin muttered, tack welding the handle onto the blade. The grimoire sat in it’s shrunken state, right in the middle of the handle itself.

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GSA 15-16

 

Chapter 15: Cheese the Healer

It took Jeb a little over ten minutes to track down his team, since they’d been weaving around conflicts the entire time, they were a little off...

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Chapter 231: Pack your Bags

  

“Alright, so before we go, I might as well sit down and take another bite out of the new abilities,” Calvin said. “ According to the Royal agreement I signed, I’ve got to...

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Chapter 230: Motivational Speaker

  

Learner’s notes: On pride.

Pride is an interesting emotion. I first experienced pride when I took a slug* as a pet. 

*Refer log: &nb...

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Chapter 229: The Shifting Board

  

“Alright, adding the gram of…” Murak glanced at Calvin.

“Lanthanides.”

“Lanthanides, highly diluted, to the test group’s diet raised productivity to six...

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