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Chapter 158: You DonÂ’t Have These?

Now, how to singlehandedly steal a slime princess I know nothing about, in an area I know nothing about, without the people who live here getting suspicious of the strangers in the area?...

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Chapter 157: Peer Pressure

“Welcome, great heroes!” The matriarch of the Ooze Weaver tribe said, making the odd flag-waving motion as they approached.

Norlocks didnÂ’t have their own language. They were asocia...

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Chapter 156: Fishing By The Lake

***Ykuingi, Daughter of the Chief***

Ykuingi led the way through the canopy, leaving a trail of Binding behind her, making a safe trail for the for the rest of the troop to follow, her...

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Chapter 155: The Bigger they AreÂ…

***Ykuingi, Daughter of the Chief***

The creatures were hideous: Skin dry as a desert, strange mosslike clumps growing on their crests. They had thick stumpy limbs, and they only used ...

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Chapter 154: Welcome Snot

LearnerÂ’s notes: day 256: on grieving.

Death is what happens to these humans when a cascade failure in their specialized units leads to total unit shutdown. Some of these Â...

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Chapter 153: Swept Away

And lo, one day it started raining, unrelenting for four months. We suffered every manner of rain there is. Stinging rain, Heavy, brooding rain, Rain that swept in sideways, and sometime...

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Chapter 152: A day in the life of Goob

***Goob***

The life of a lab assistant is rough, Goob thought, yawning as he walked back to his tent after a long day of organizing research data from the knick-knacks. While ...

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Chapter 151: Inked

While CalvinÂ’s adoptive mother was busily scarring people for life, Calvin got busy making the ink, recalling the briefing on Genosian Tattoo rituals.

“In a Genosian bonding ritual,Â...

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Chapter 150: You wouldn't hit a baby, would you?

CalvinÂ’s army of humans and Cobalts sat in a swath of land cleared by the knick-knacks as they constructed the dock and the barges. Calvin himself was eating breakfast on a tree stump and w...

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Chapter 149 Jungle Love

ItÂ’s driving me mad, itÂ’s making me crazy! Elliot caterwauled in the back of CalvinÂ’s head as they trudged through the dense forest, smacking mosquitos off every...

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Chapter 148: The Reception

Freeform mode is dangerous. One day Goob was testing it while we were still working out the kinks, and his concentration slipped for just a second, creating a horrific monster that was h...

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Chapter 147: The Birthday Presents

LearnerÂ’s notes, day 221: Birthday parties.

IÂ’ve come to learn of something called peacocking from Kala, whereby a male flaunts his wealth or style in order to attract a...

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Chapter late

aunt in law died this morning. had to spend time with wife and family.(unrelated to the pandemic) sorry I missed last night and today isnÂ’t looking great either. I took the suggestions for alterin...

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Chapter 146: Birthday Party

Extensive training has increased your attributes!

+12 Endurance

+12 Strength

+12 K...

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Chapter 145: Zoomed out

***Calvin***

“So you’re saying we shouldn’t kill the monster?” Calvin asked.

Kala sighed. “Like I told Grant before, her experiences are currently shaping her personality, s...

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Chapter 144: The Blender Spell

“I’m going to get some wasps to fly it out of the city,” Calvin said, raising his arms. Before he could cast Calvinian Summoning, Grant’s hand grasped his shoulder.

“The damn thin...

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Chapter 143: Instant Irony

LearnerÂ’s Notes: End of day 15.

Irony is the word I was looking for. Curse irony.

After being on my own for a few minutes I realized that IÂ’ve never actua...

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Chapter 142: DoranÂ’s Havok

LearnerÂ’s notes: Day 15

On combat:

The most common way for hooter to permanently deactivate, or ‘kill’ each other, it to damage the structural integrity ...

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Cover + Back to work tomorrow!

Here's the cover of Calvin getting chased by Karen. It's not gonna be great for everyone, but I think it's alright.

I decided to let the artist leave the boobs horrifyingly big because when...

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Chapter 141: Coward Bad

LearnerÂ’s notes: day 15

cow·ard

/?kou(?)rd/

noun

noun: coward; plural noun: cowards. A person who lacks the courage to do or...

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Chapter 140: LetÂ’s Put Our Evil Heads Together

Shadowboxing 100% repaired. Please refrain from imagining trans-dimensional or existential attacks while using this Ability. Doing so may cause side effects including, but not li...

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Chapter 139: Test Subject

LearnerÂ’s Notes: Day 9

Hooters use something called money to exchange for goods and services. I find this odd as it has no inherent value. Sure, copper and silver could b...

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April Vacation plans.

A lot of people have told me to take a break if I need one, and I think that's probably a pretty good idea.

So here's the plan.


The story is beginning to mature and change, a...

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Chapter 138: A Brand New Life

Magenta sprinted through the jungle, digitigrade legs outrunning the underground fires as goopy film sloughed off of her body. She was losing bits and pieces of unhardened flesh that should ...

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Chapter 137: Magenta

LearnerÂ’s Notes Day 8:

I am unable to gather as much information about the System as I wish due to obvious issues with communication, so I instead improved my hearing and...

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Wrestling with caffeine and burnout

So my health was starting to suffer as a result of drinking monsters and coffee, and I decided to cut it out.


the Problem is concentrating on writing has become much more difficult...

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Chapter 136: Dangerous Hugs

“Why summon me and not your new zealot?” Nadia asked with a scowl, folding her arms over her chest.

“You’ve got smaller fingers, now get over here.” Calvin said, holding up the te...

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Chapter 135: ThatÂ’s a lot of blood

Turned out a refraction Spinner couldnÂ’t see. How could they with a constantly diffracting surface in front of them? And no eyes.

The sudden lack of senses brought CalvinÂ’s swarm to ...

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Chapter 134: Harpooned

Jinnei leaned against the palace walls, the last line of defense against the encroaching horror that was slowly consuming the city of Mujenan. Her belly ached from the reduced rations as she...

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Chapter 133: That Flesh

LearnerÂ’s notes: Day 7 Cont.

Ryan took us to something called a ‘library’ today. When I spotted the hooter scribbles on the flat sheets of pressed pulp, I was somewhat ...

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