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Chapter 62: Gate Tag

Terok was so awesome. He was affable, quick-witted, and genuinely interested in everything Garth had to say, especially if that was Garth’s businesses and where he kept his Mythic Cores. View Post

Chapter 61: In-laws

Garth sliced a bit of steak, while the rest of Sandi’s family tore into their prey. Three of Sandi’s sisters had taken the opportunity to visit Earth, and predictably, they all looked ...

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Chapter 60: Getting Ready for a Visit

Sandi’s mom and tentacle monster dad weren’t coming right away, since they had to time their trip between harvests, and so Garth had a month and a half to get his act together.

The f...

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Chapter 59: And Your Enemies Crucified

Garth was kicking himself as he flew down the side of the mountain, Wilson desperately holding on to his shoulder against the wind. He’d brought the best people with him, without thinking a...

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Chapter 58: Keep your Friends Close

“How did humans ever build anything so large without magic?” Sandi asked, her jaw dropped at the spectacle down the slope of the mountain. She was sitting beside him, casually weaving gras...

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Chapter 57: A Real Bad First Impression

The first thing Garth remembered was eating Tommy Carter, the barber’s kid from the apartment down the road. The slender teen’s corpse was torn apart like a frog in a high school biology l...

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Chapter 56: First Lesson

  

The two of them stood in the center of Clark’s burgeoning village, a stand of enormous dead trees that had no earthly right being in a desert, their unnaturally long limbs wove...

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Chapter 55: Give me a Hand

  

“I can’t believe it,” Garth said, scratching his scalp. “I’m gonna be a dad, and my kids are gonna be man-eating monsters.” He took a deep steadying breath. Every...

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Chapter 54: Homecoming

  

“Sandi? Is that you?” The young orc said. He seemed rather skinny compared to others of his race, and Sandi couldn’t help but think he’d be a poor, bony meal. She wasn’...

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Chapter 53: The Heist

  

“Okay, from now on, only repeat everything I say.” Garth said, watching Itet’s antennae make the Panic/Fear gestures madly as his spell carried his voice to her ears.

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Chapter 52: Personal Hygene

  

“There were some very expensive spellbooks in that Status Band,” Garth said, trying his damnedest to stay calm. So far the bum had showed up, showed a modest talent at Teleki...

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Chapter 51: When the Student is Ready, the Master Appears

  

“Why are we branding them?” Itet asked as Garth reheated the wire floating above his palm with fire mana for the second unconscious thug.

“So they don’t forget.” ...

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Taking Christmas off!

Don't expect any chapters for the next 3 days, I'm taking Christmas off for some guilt-free relaxation with my wife. I'll be thinking about plot stuff in the meantime.

After three days of chi...

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Chapter 50: Appearances can be Deceiving

  

Hey Clark, how’s tricks?

I’m sending a guy named Tyler to help coordinate our business in the south and clear L.A. This is dangerous, but he’s got connec...

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Chapter 49: Consequences

  

In a distant part of a distant universe, in one of the trillions of warehouses dedicated to the exact same purpose strewn across countless worlds, a red scroll tucked in a clear ...

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Brainstorming! (MegaSpoilers!)



So the reason Beladia was cut off, and quite possibly the driving force behind the entire series is...One of the gods, and i'm not sure which, wants to die.

The gods, th...

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Chapter 48: The Hero of Outpost 8901

  

Garth rushed down the empty streets, sprinting to converse mana. His head was already aching with the amount he’d used in the last minute. Where the hell is everyone? ...

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Chapter 47: A Real Bad Vacation

    

“What do you think, Erelia?” Irios asked, ducking underneath the massive kipling’s feral swipe, being sure to tilt his horns out of the way. “How does getting...

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Chapter 46: Powdered Courage

  

 Garth looked down at the unconscious governor and considered his options. 

Use illusion and polymorph to pretend to be the Governor? That wouldn’t wor...

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Chapter 45: That'll wake you up in the Morning

  

You have learned Illusion! Proficiency 8%

You have learned Floating Eye! Proficiency 8%

You have Learned Scry! Proficiency 8%!

Spell Theory Proficiency has reac...

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Chapter 44: A Victimless Crime

  

Garth surveyed the destruction, eyes squinting against the blowing dust. The outpost had been torn asunder, some buildings collapsed while fires had consumed others. In front of ...

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Chapter 43: The Home Field Advantage

  

“Alright, grab everything you can carry, nobody says they’re gonna send us back here.” Garth said. “Raid the stockroom and the armory. Make sure you’ve all got a handax...

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Chapter 42: Orders

  

Garth walked into the courtyard, squinting against the glaring light of the afternoon sun. All the other apostles had already received their orders, leaving Garth’s small group...

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Chapter 41: Letters

  

Chapter 41: Letters

Dear Mom and Dad.

I hope you’re both okay, I know this is a long shot, but I don’t know any other way to get in contact with you....

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Chapter 40: Garth's Speech

  

Chapter 40: Garth’s Speech

Garth swept his gaze over the stunned crowd. “Nobody? Okay, you don’t need to actually raise your hands. If you’re cruising for a cervica...

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Chapter 39: Bad Business Partners

  

Chapter 39

Sandi’s clothes reappeared as if by magic, and without waiting for Garth to get dressed, she opened the door and left the room, her face bright red, forgetting...

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Chapter 38: Throw the Wizard a Bone

Chapter 38: Throw the Wizard a Bone

Garth’s eyes opened to the sound of clinking glass. He was in an unfamiliar room grown from the same shiny black stone as the rest of the castle. <...

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Chapter 37: A Real Bad Guy

Chapter 37

“First thing’s first. Show me your wrists.” The general said. The pathetic excuse for a shinra was sitting across the table from Irios with a smug grin, as if the demon lord wou...

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Chapter 36: Purple Heart

Chapter 36

“Oh, that’s, wow…Umm…” Garth said as he started getting dizzy. First things first, gotta cancel the Haste spell, or I’m gonna die that much faster. Garth disp...

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Chapter 35: Under Siege Too

Chapter 35

Garth reached for the dependable acorns in his largest bandolier, ready to grow one around himself if he had to survive being swallowed by a giant worm. You’re such a p...

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