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BBnB - B1 Chapter 28

Spiritual sense was a curious thing.

For some cultivators, it was a tool of exacting details. As comprehensible as mundane vision and twice as discerning. Daoist Scouring Medicine could walk ...

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BBnB - Chapter Delayed

Ugh. My computer crashed and somehow the most recent Obsidian backup got corrupted into a wall of []s. Was able to recover the one before that, but now I'm sitting here at 9 trying and failing to r...

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BBnB - B1 Chapter 27

Disciple Wang Tao hadn't been sure what he expected a daoist to be like. As a mortal, they'd been figures out of stories. Noble heroes and blood-soaked villains. Joining a sect had hardly changed t...

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BBnB - Chapter 26

On Mount Yuelu, winter was a time for testing. Were your skills sharp enough to find fish or catch rodents? Did you know the best rocks, where worms still squirmed even in the frozen earth? Were yo...

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BBnB - B1 Chapter 25

Orange-crest stared up at the ceiling. That was... new. His brother was a man of many secrets. But this time? He was pretty sure the human was yanking his tail.

"You wrote all over the ceilin...

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BBnB - B1 Chapter 24

Daoist Scouring Medicine looked at the monkey sitting cross legged before his chair. A little hairy, certainly. The nudity would be problematic to many teachers. But otherwise the very model of a d...

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BBnB - B1 - Chapter 23

The fox-fire made it harder to see. Orange-crest thought the light would help. It did, while it burned. But the moment the orbs slammed home, they would fade. Fail to catch the centipede's thick sk...

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BBnB - B1 Chapter 22

Daoist Scouring Medicine awoke to the sound of his monkey rummaging through his chest. Bleary eyes cracked open, sending little pebbles of rheum cascading down his cheeks.

Disgusting.

H...

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BBnB - B1 Chapter 21

The Meeting Hall felt cavernous, far more so than it normally did. The sect master had not deigned to command a light be set, leaving the two men he had summoned to wait in darkness.

For a mo...

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BBnB - No Chapter This Week

Caught what was probably the flu on the flight back from Christmas. Negative covid test at least, so probably not that. Still kinda going through it, so no chapter this week. Was planning on gettin...

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BBnB - B1 Chapter 20

"Li Hou, that is a great deal of ginger."

Daoist Enduring Oath watched as the monkey hesitated, before digging the scoop back into the drawer once more.

"Little ginger good. Big ginger ...

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BBnB - B1 Chapter 19

"Daoist Scouring Medicine."

The smile on Snowclad Heart's face was insufferable. Daoist Scouring Medicine's fingers itched to wipe it away. It was mere minutes away now. All the man had to d...

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BBnB - B1 Chapter 18

A month had passed quickly. The monkey was as ready as it would be.

Daoist Scouring Medicine stared down at the small fellow by his side as they ambled down the path to the training grounds. ...

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BBnB Chapter 17

"Are you not tired of this, Daoist Guarding Thunder?" Daoist Scouring Medicine asked. "Taking time away from your cultivation to bother me about the outer sect's squabbles?"

Orange-crest was ...

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BBnB - B1 Chapter 16

Orange-crest burst out from the underbrush, only to see a massive form bearing down again.

"Got you, you damn pest!" Wu Yingjie shouted, arms coming together.

He did not get orange-cres...

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BBnB Book 1 Chapter 15

Orange-crest was having a free day. It was an odd concept, one that had taken Brother Scouring Medicine several tries to explain to the monkey. It'd been a struggle for him to imagine having a day ...

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Between Beast and Buddha: Book 1 Chapter 14

They gathered in the shadow of the Punishment Hall. One initiate, and three disciples. It seemed appropriate, given what they were discussing. The three-story complex had a long row of eaves along ...

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Between Beast and Buddha - Book 1 Chapter 13

"Euug." Orange-crest burp-groaned pitifully, too tired to even finish the noise.

"Rise and shine Li Hou!" Brother Scouring Medicine said with hateful chipperness.

"No."

"Yes."

...

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Between Beast and Buddha - Book 1 Chapter 12

Daoist Scouring Medicine allowed Li Hou the honor of knocking at Daoist Enduring Oath's door. The monkey rather enjoyed being allowed to bang pieces of metal against each other. Not that such a thi...

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Orange Myth - Chapter 11

Orange-crest awoke to light and warmth. A nest had been made for him. His body was nestled into a robe the color of driven snow. His brother's. Small motes of dust danced through a sunbeam, rising ...

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Orange Myth - Chapter 10

Orange-crest wasn't sure he liked cultivation.

It was so dark, this deep beneath the earth. He felt like he was floating in a sea of night, his brother's voice and the cold stone beneath his ...

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Orange Myth - Chapter 9

Daoist Scouring Medicine smiled at the fool blocking his path. It probably was not good for his spiritual development to be acting like this. The immortals of legend did not indulge petty grudges, ...

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Orange Myth - Chapter 8

"It is a pleasure to host you and your monkey again so soon, Daoist Scouring Medicine. I have taken the liberty of locking my workshop door this time."

"That is understandable. I appreciate y...

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Orange Myth - Chapter 7

Daoist Scouring Medicine stared down at the squirming monkey lying on the table in front of him.

"Here still! Sausage after!" He barked first. "I need accurate measurements if I'm to develop ...

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Orange Myth - Chapter 6

Orange-crest was chewing on the past, but he struggled to swallow it. Every time he tried, it stuck in his throat, strangely tough and resilient, unwilling to pass onwards. He knew not how else to ...

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Orange Myth - Chapter 5

Orange-crest found he did not mind being injured when there was lots of fruit to be had. Pain was bad, but pain and hunger united were worse by far. His brother had fussed over him like a mother wo...

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TVDIGU - Chapter 50 - External Cycling

Note: See comment, chapter 49 saw some changes since posting.
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I had lied. A f...

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Orange Myth - Chapter 4

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Chapter 49 - Ancient

"No, I refuse to believe it."

"It's true." I said smugly.

It was an odd little jig we danced with each other. Despite our caution and all our reservations about each other, it became im...

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Chapter 49 Delayed

It's mostly done, just not quite finished cooking. Gonna take a bit more time to noodle on it. I have a flight tomorrow, hoping to get it finished then. Cheers and apologies.

Edit: so,...

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