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This Venerable Demon Is Grossly Unqualified

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Chapter 24 - Swordflight

Two hours and three sudden breaches of bodily integrity later, I was forced to conclude cultivation wasn’t that simple. There was something to learn there, but the pain of expelling each tiny dev...

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Chapter 23 - Introspection

The Night Market was surprisingly convenient. On one hand, it was only open at night, which was a little bothersome when you didn’t sleep. But it was both primarily hosted and patronized by outer...

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Chapter 22 - A Promise

Su Li woke in pain. In her sleep, she had rolled over. Her leg had fully extended as she turned, then been caught under her. Her knee felt on fire, like it was breaking all over again.

She te...

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Chapter 21 - Home Sweet Sect

I don’t know why I decided to come home first. There was no reason for it. I didn’t have any goods to put away. I didn’t need to sleep, or change. I didn’t have time to put my feet up. But ...

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Chapter 20 - Rice Wine

Truth be told, I didn’t really expect mortal rice wine to be able to get me drunk. It was generally a constant in cultivation stories that you needed spiritual rice wine to get cultivators proper...

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Chapter 19 - Of Men and Monsters

Chen Yu paused before the doors to Princess Xifeng’s chambers, steeling himself for what was to come. Before him, the masked pair of imperial guards standing at either side of the great double do...

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Chapter 18 - Xianyang

I'm not an expert on urban planning, but I don't think it's unfair of me to say that Xianyang was a giant mess. It started out positive, the outer wall of the city wasn’t colossal or anything, bu...

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Chapter 17 - A Covetous Man

Wang Li was a covetous man. He did not deny the truth of his soul. That way, lay demons of the heart. The blind masses denounced the man who would covet that which was above his station. Power, wea...

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Chapter 16 - Beer

I ran through the night without stopping. My legs pumped like pistons, impossibly long strides eating up the ground beneath me. There was none of the exhilaration of running down the mountain, the ...

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