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An Eventful Business Trip (pt. 1)

Kerry wanted to impale the person who thought Florida was a good idea on a pitchfork and use them as a flag of surrender in her war against Florida's metric ton of bullshit. All that stuff she’d ...

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A Purely Magical Filling

This was one of the strangest things that had happened to Vios lately. And she’d drunk her own bodyweight in river-water.

Vios had lain down in a clearing in the woods after finishing a pat...

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The March winner is...

It got a little heated this month, but Rias and Akeno from Highschool DxD just barely pulled ahead! I'm not familiar with this franchise, so it looks like I have some episodes to binge... not that ...

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Kobayashi's Tail-Sized Trial

The day had been exhausting. Kobayashi had been dragged away from her normal work all day by Elma on a new tirade against their ‘hostile work environment’. Their company wasn’t even ...

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March Character Poll

After an extra day and some change, iiiiiiiit's POLL TIME!

We've got a lot of duo's this month, so there might be a two-for in this month's exclusive. Only time will tell... actually, no it w...

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Peaceful Beacon Days (short)

Quick heads-up: This short is based on the degenerate RWBY AU that I’ve written a few commissions for over on DA. As such, all the gals are older and their figures are a bit more… filled-ou...

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Marin's Perfectly Accurate Cosplay

NOTE: We’ve gone into the future, guys and gals, and Marin is 18 - fuck it, actually, she’s 20. Everyone’s in college, they're cosplaying in college, everything’s fine....

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Sweet Dreams (Short)

It was still nearly pitch-black in the bedroom as Cris blinked awake, her alarm chirping softly on her nightstand. Being a light sleeper was annoying at times, but it had its perks too; she could w...

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Mona's Frugal Filling

“Why must I always do this to myself?” Mona bemoaned as she slumped onto her writing desk. She wearily upended her coin purse next to her head and watched as just a handful of precious Mora cla...

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An Air-Baby for the Hubby (Comm)

Another test, another singular red line. From on the bed beside Jackie, Michael sighed. “Are we doing something wrong? There are accidental pregnancies all the time, so why can’t we get one on ...

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The Consequences of Stuffing (Short)

Tasha posed nude in front of the mirror, her arms behind her head to get a full, glorious view of her body. “Damn, do I look good. I wish I could look like this all the time~.”

From just ...

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February's Winner!

By a narrow margin, Marin Kitagawa from My Dress-Up Darling pulled the victory! She's yet another big eater, but every exclusive so far has been a stuffing, so I'm really feeling that Marin should ...

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Mindy's Valentine is Soda

Mindy pinched the edge of her prodigiously short shorts, pulling them back over her cheeks for the third time since she’d squeezed herself into them about an hour ago. She’d put them on early i...

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February Character Poll! Whooo!

Better late than never, it's the character poll! We've got a star-studded cast for you this month, so don't hold back with your voting!

Just as an update, I changed the character suggestion s...

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Ryuko vs. the Cooking Club (aka Eat la Eat)

NOTE: Ryuko is 18 and not 17 in this fic. She’s already 17 in the canon, so just imagine that she had a birthday the last week and turned 18. Much thank.

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Not Just a Maid

The clock was ticking away. A keyboard clacked away. Papers rustled. A foot tapped impatiently on the floor.

God damnit, Kerry hated desk jobs.

The maid flipped through the sta...

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I'm better. mostly. so I'm gonna try and get back on track.

I'm still feelin' a bit achey and my throat's being a little bitch, but I'm starting to get my tum edge back and I miss writing, so I think it's time to start making promises to force myself to ful...

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Am sick, pls excuse

I caught ye ol' 'rona virus and, since my dumbass conservative family that I live with won't let me get the vaccine, it's royally kicking my ass. 

The fic for the 27th-29th is just about...

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Seven Minutes of 7 Up (comm)

“Hey Laura, so I was thinking that after work tonight, we should get together and do something wild! Something crazy! Something that we’re gonna remember for the rest of our lives!”

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... To End it Even Better~ (T+K fic pt. 2)

“Uuuughhh…” Tasha groaned plaintively, her fork clattering into the empty lasagna pan. She’d really done it. She’d eaten the whole damn thing. And now her body was punishing her ...

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Starting the Day off Right... (T+K fic pt. 1)

Tasha slowly drifted back to consciousness. There was something on her collarbone. It felt… nice… She half-smiled and reached a hand back behind herself to hold Kat, who was spooning her. “...

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January Poll Winner!

With an astounding lead, the tomboyish protag of Kill la Kill, Ryuko Matoi, will be getting her own Patreon exclusive fic! Expect it sometime between the 29th and the 31st (PST) of this month.

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The Wizard's New 'Helper'

Tix hummed happily to herself as she dragged the giant human cloth across the shelf. She still didn’t get why this was important, but if she got tasty treats for doing it every few days, then who...

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January Character Poll

Hey, we're early this month! And that's because I'm a dummy who should've been doing it this early in the month from the start so that I have more time to work on the fic! Hahaha! Ha... yup. <...

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~Santa Kylie~

Hey, it's that gift I mentioned! Nice!

A wonderful friendo of mine and the creator of Kylie (the person who originally commissioned her) was thrilled that Kylie won the character poll and too...

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The Effulgent Slime

Jenine sighed tiredly as she followed closely behind the two warriors in front of her. Another day, another E-rank handling quest. It was SO boring! But it wasn’t like she had much of a ...

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Santa Kylie and her Helpers

Why Kylie had thought that a ‘sexy Santa costume’ wouldn’t be this revealing was beyond her. It also didn’t help that the costume was definitely not from the maternity section, whi...

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They Preferred the After-Party After All

Cris had never been so nervous before going to a party before. Hell, she’d never been nervous about a party ever, so her fluttering heart was a real new feeling right now.

She swal...

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Ok, changing the system

Since I keep making the mistake of not expecting life and/or the holidays to delay me, I'm saving future me a lot of headache by making it so that fics will be uploaded sometime in a 3-day period i...

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Raising Slimes for New Reasons

With a yawn and a stretch, Beatrix stepped out of her cozy house and out onto her ranch. Yup. It was gonna be another peaceful day in the Far, Far Range.

First things first, gotta check the s...

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