Chapters 142 + Epilogue A
(Make sure you've read 140 and 141 first! I'm posting them at the same time as this chapter!)
Chapter 142
<Note added by Crawler Porthus, 2nd Edition> I don...
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Chapters 140 and 141
(Too many words for one post. This is 140 and 1
2021-04-20 09:33:48 +0000 UTC View PostChapters 138 and 139
Chapter 138
<Crawler Sinjin. 15th Edition> I now worship the goddess Kuraokami. Worst decision ever. The goddess is sponsored by some male soother twat who is treating it like I rea...
2021-04-10 13:09:08 +0000 UTC View PostChapters 134 and 135
(There's yet another cliffhanger at the end of this, but that's gonna be name of the game from here on out until we're done with this floor.)
Chapter 134
I clambered toward the doo...
2021-03-25 23:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 133
(Cliffhanger warning. Sorry in advance)
I opened the pocket watch and set off the alarm in hopes that Henrik would respond. I had my ink quill ready to write him a note, but he didn’t answ...
Chapters 131 and 132
Chapter 131
Stage 4 of 4.
The Necropolis of Anser
One morning, back when Bea and I first moved in together, I decided to make pa...
2021-03-11 12:05:55 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 130
Chapter 130
I peered down the stairs, and I examined the slow-moving ooze. The closer it got to the top, the slower it went. I realized the thinner it stretched itself, the more difficult it ...
2021-03-02 11:54:29 +0000 UTC View PostChoose your form of destruction.
Question.
If you are, hypothetically, in a giant bubble, and a massive kaiju-like monster that is almost the same size as the bubble itself is suddenly summoned, what form would you like it...
Chapter 129
Apologies in advance for the minor cliffhanger at the end of this. Chapter 130 is almost done and will be posted in a few days.
Chapter 129
Donut, Mongo, and I scrambled to follow Kat...
Chapter 128
Chapter 128
Time to Level Collapse: 4 Days and 22 Hours
The entire top half of the house was gone. It looked as if a group of blindfolded and drunk beavers had decided ...
2021-02-17 00:43:08 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 127
Chapter 127
It only took the repair sub about thirty seconds to mend the damage. The moment it was fixed, Donut and I teleported away. But when we jumped, we did not return to our personal sp...
2021-02-09 12:12:07 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 126
Chapter 126
Carl: I have some things cooking on my sapper’s table. Let me take care of them really quick before you transfer us.
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Chapter 125
Chapter 125
Stage 3 of 4.
The Mad Dune Mage
Time to Level Collapse: 10 Days and 4 Hours
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Chapter 124
I quickly examined the small girl’s properties. Her dot was white on the map.
Bonnie – Dirigible Gnome. Juvenile. Level 5.
Little Bonnie only loves two thin...
2021-01-24 13:08:03 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 123
“So,” I said to Juice Box. “Henrik is your brother?”
She nodded. “He’s what we call a Principal. People say they’re a cult, obsessed with cataloging all known species. But that...
2021-01-21 08:21:43 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 122
I stared up at the level 35 creature as the children all moved off. He towered over me, standing at least seven and a half feet tall. I examined his properties.
Crawler #324,116. “C...
2021-01-13 10:31:43 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 121
Instead of meeting up with the others in the Bactrian ruins, we limped our way back to Hump Town. Above, dozens of airplanes and airships continued to angrily harass the air defenses of the city, b...
2020-12-29 11:20:31 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Crawler Carl Christmas Special 2020!
"The Ballad of Gravy Boat."
Note: You do not need to be caught up to understand what's going on in this story, but I recommend not reading until after you've read...
2020-12-22 12:58:31 +0000 UTC View PostChapters 119 & 120
Chapter 119
Once I was alone with Donut in the crafting room, I spent a quick minute to open my new loot boxes. I only had two. The silver boss box I’d gotten for killing Ruckus the chicken...
2020-12-15 10:15:11 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 118
Chapter 118
Stage 2 of 4.
Still on the gnomes.
“So Chris is from team Meadow Lark?” Katia asked. “He entered the dungeon with Imani and Ell...
2020-12-08 12:26:22 +0000 UTC View PostChapters 113 and 114
Chapter 113
The announcement came and went. There was nothing of significance. She spoke of the doubling of bounties for those who’d been on the list. She reminded us tha...
2020-11-18 13:02:26 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 112
It didn’t take long to build the rickety, compartmental vehicle. Thanks to the engineering and metalworking benches, I could fabricate anything I needed in minutes. The second-level engineering t...
2020-11-11 10:15:32 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 111
Chapter 111
“Okay, here’s what we gotta do,” I said after I finished my training. “Step one is to find all the other crawlers and make sure we’re all on the same page. Step two is t...
2020-11-05 11:29:32 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 110
The first thing Donut did was bounce over to the mailbox and grab her spellbook-of-the-floor club prize as we headed toward our personal space.
“Maybe it’ll be a flying spell,” Katia mu...
2020-10-31 00:28:47 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 109. Welcome to the Fifth Floor.
Part 5
Chapter 109
Phase One of Four. The Gnomes.
Time to level Collapse: 15 Days.
Chapter 108 - Epilogue
Loita stood atop the table that normally contained our snacks in the production trailer. She looked very much like Zev, but maybe a little taller and thinner. She did not wear the deep-d...
2020-10-24 10:33:00 +0000 UTC View PostChapters 105, 106, 107 - The End of the Iron Tangle
Chapter 105
Time to Level Collaps
2020-10-21 13:21:45 +0000 UTC View PostChapters 103 and 104
Chapter 103
The first thing we did was walk out to the main restaurant. Mordecai, who was somehow even more soaked with gore than I was, approached the counter with the Bopca.
“We are...
2020-10-15 11:51:42 +0000 UTC View Post